by ------blame yourself!!
Blood is thicker than----
Blood is thicker than----
+2
Kitkat
Feather
6 posters
Silly Endings.
Stardust- Location : City of Light
Blood is thicker than---
the canteen gravy.
If the builder winks at you...
the canteen gravy.
If the builder winks at you...
Feather- Location : Scotland
-----assume he has a fly in his eye.
If you have spare cash----
If you have spare cash----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
If you have spare cash---
...you've probably forgotten to pay a bill.
If Christmas turns out to be snowy...
...you've probably forgotten to pay a bill.
If Christmas turns out to be snowy...
Feather- Location : Scotland
------look out your old sledge.
If you love trifle----
If you love trifle----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
If you love trifle---
...nobody else does.
If they ask you to sing at the New Year party...
...nobody else does.
If they ask you to sing at the New Year party...
Feather- Location : Scotland
------remember, they won't forgive you.
When you opened your Christmas present------
When you opened your Christmas present------
Stardust- Location : City of Light
When you opened your Christmas present---
...out jumped Jack and socked you on the jaw.
If you've run out of flour for the pancakes...
...out jumped Jack and socked you on the jaw.
If you've run out of flour for the pancakes...
Feather- Location : Scotland
-----it's ok as there's plenty of time till Shrove Tuesday
Take the decorations down before-----
Take the decorations down before-----
Whiskers
--- the cat gets at them!
My new years resolution is to stop taking ------
My new years resolution is to stop taking ------
Stardust- Location : City of Light
My new years resolution is to stop taking ---
...all the chocolates from the Chatbox.
If you're still watching old soap operas it's time to ...
...all the chocolates from the Chatbox.
If you're still watching old soap operas it's time to ...
Feather- Location : Scotland
-----get a life!
If you press that button----
If you press that button----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
If you press that button---
...on your coat, you'll activate your secret microphone.
If it starts to pour and you've no umbrella...
...on your coat, you'll activate your secret microphone.
If it starts to pour and you've no umbrella...
Kitkat
--- take a rain check.
A bird in the hand is better than -----
A bird in the hand is better than -----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
A bird in the hand is better than ---
... having it poo on your head.
If the dress (or suit) you bought for the New Year party is now too tight after you overdid the goodies last week...
... having it poo on your head.
If the dress (or suit) you bought for the New Year party is now too tight after you overdid the goodies last week...
Feather- Location : Scotland
------buy a new one in a bigger size.
When it's raining-----
When it's raining-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
When it's raining---
...be happy for the plants.
If your tap's dripping and it's driving you mad...
...be happy for the plants.
If your tap's dripping and it's driving you mad...
Feather- Location : Scotland
------call that handsome plumber.
If you don't understand------
If you don't understand------
Stardust- Location : City of Light
If you don't understand---
...just accept you're a bit slow and don't worry about it.
When that new creepy colleague gives you a lurid grin...
...just accept you're a bit slow and don't worry about it.
When that new creepy colleague gives you a lurid grin...
Feather- Location : Scotland
-------take your teeth out and grin back.
If your cream has turned sour----
If your cream has turned sour----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
If your cream has turned sour---
...make scones for supper.
If next door's barbecue is smutting your clean washing...
...make scones for supper.
If next door's barbecue is smutting your clean washing...
Feather- Location : Scotland
-----pray for a change in wind direction.
When you go on a blind date-----
When you go on a blind date-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
When you go on a blind date---
...keep your eyes shut.
If you overate during the festive season...
...keep your eyes shut.
If you overate during the festive season...
Feather- Location : Scotland
-----you are one of millions.
On the 25th of January----
On the 25th of January----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
On the 25th of January---
...there will be only eleven months left before Christmas.
If you're back at work and feeling blue...
...there will be only eleven months left before Christmas.
If you're back at work and feeling blue...
Feather- Location : Scotland
-------get a job that is right for you.
When contemplating a tree one day------
When contemplating a tree one day------
Stardust- Location : City of Light
When contemplating a tree one day---
... a hidden pigeon let bombs away (on top of my head
)
If the phone keeps ringing but there's only heavy breathing...
... a hidden pigeon let bombs away (on top of my head
)If the phone keeps ringing but there's only heavy breathing...
Feather- Location : Scotland
-----rush next door and catch him at it.
Before switching off the light-----
Before switching off the light-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
Before switching off the light---
...make sure everybody has gone home.
If you can't find your eye glasses...
...make sure everybody has gone home.
If you can't find your eye glasses...
Feather- Location : Scotland
------they'll be on your head.
That film was so horrific that------
That film was so horrific that------
Stardust- Location : City of Light
That film was so horrific that---
...all the viewers passed out and missed the end.
1 and 2 is 3, 3 and 4 is ...
...all the viewers passed out and missed the end.
1 and 2 is 3, 3 and 4 is ...
Feather- Location : Scotland
-----8-1.
Hickory dickory dock, the the mouse ran up-----
Hickory dickory dock, the the mouse ran up-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
Hickory dickory dock, the the mouse ran up---
... Joe's sock,
then up some more, oh dear! No more!
Tea time and the biscuit tin's empty...
... Joe's sock,
then up some more, oh dear! No more!
Tea time and the biscuit tin's empty...
Feather- Location : Scotland
----but the cake tin isn't.
I switched on my torch but------
I switched on my torch but------
Stardust- Location : City of Light
I switched on my torch but---
...I saw the monster's eyes glaring at me.
Little Johnny was cheating at cards, so...
...I saw the monster's eyes glaring at me.
Little Johnny was cheating at cards, so...
Feather- Location : Scotland
-----the pack was confiscated for a month.
A single gull sat in the field and-----
A single gull sat in the field and-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
A single gull sat in the field and---
...meditated on the meaning of life.
You want a sandwich but there's no bread...
...meditated on the meaning of life.
You want a sandwich but there's no bread...
Feather- Location : Scotland
------pop next door and ask nicely.
When you can't find your second shoe----
When you can't find your second shoe----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
When you can't find your second shoe---
...use the minute one, or wear slippers.
If you're pretending not to be in when the doorbell rings...
...use the minute one, or wear slippers.
If you're pretending not to be in when the doorbell rings...
Feather- Location : Scotland
------leave the post on the floor till later.
When church bells ring----
When church bells ring----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
When church bells ring---
...the choirboys know they're late.
Little Miss Muffet sat on...
...the choirboys know they're late.
Little Miss Muffet sat on...
Feather- Location : Scotland
-----a tack and screamed her head off.
The pale moon was shining when----
The pale moon was shining when----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
The pale moon was shining when---
...Dracula crept out to seek for his next victim.
The tree the neighbours planted 10 years ago has ...
...Dracula crept out to seek for his next victim.
The tree the neighbours planted 10 years ago has ...
Feather- Location : Scotland
-------reached my toilet window and the birds can see everything!!
When Christmas is over-----
When Christmas is over-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
When Christmas is over---
...we look forward to Easter.
If you get hiccups in the middle of an important speech...
...we look forward to Easter.
If you get hiccups in the middle of an important speech...
Feather- Location : Scotland
------you should not have gulped your last meal.
Put the kettle on if------
Put the kettle on if------
Stardust- Location : City of Light
Put the kettle on if---
...the pot has a hole in it.
If the hairdresser has made a mess of your crowning glory...
...the pot has a hole in it.
If the hairdresser has made a mess of your crowning glory...
Feather- Location : Scotland
-----sue the pants off her.
When Harry came to visit----
When Harry came to visit----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
When Harry came to visit---
...we all hid in the cellar and pretended to be out.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet...
...we all hid in the cellar and pretended to be out.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet...
Feather- Location : Scotland
------so the waistline grew.
She was a Daddy's girl until------
She was a Daddy's girl until------
Stardust- Location : City of Light
She was a Daddy's girl until---
...Mummy found out a got a new baby-sitter
(to look after the children and not Daddy this time).
Fair weather friends are...
...Mummy found out a got a new baby-sitter
(to look after the children and not Daddy this time).
Fair weather friends are...
by 
61-BLUES
