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Post by Feather on 3/1/2017, 14:28

-------get a job that is right for you.

When contemplating a tree one day------
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When contemplating a tree one day---
... a hidden pigeon let bombs away (on top of my head surprised giggle )

If the phone keeps ringing but there's only heavy breathing...


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 3/1/2017, 16:54

-----rush next door and catch him at it.

Before switching off the light-----


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Before switching off the light---
...make sure everybody has gone home.

If you can't find your eye glasses...


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------they'll be on your head.

That film was so horrific that------


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Post by Stardust on 4/1/2017, 06:50

That film was so horrific that---
...all the viewers passed out and missed the end.

1 and 2 is 3,  3 and 4 is ...


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Re: Silly Endings.

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-----8-1.

Hickory dickory dock, the the mouse ran up-----


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Post by Stardust on 4/1/2017, 09:43

Hickory dickory dock, the the mouse ran up---
... Joe's sock,
then up some more, oh dear! No more!

Tea time and the biscuit tin's empty...


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Post by Feather on 4/1/2017, 09:49

----but the cake tin isn't.

I switched on my torch but------


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I switched on my torch but---
...I saw the monster's eyes glaring at me. 
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Little Johnny was cheating at cards, so...


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-----the pack was confiscated for a month.

A single gull sat in the field and-----


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A single gull sat in the field and---
...meditated on the meaning of life.

You want a sandwich but there's no bread...


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------pop next door and ask nicely.

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When you can't find your second shoe---
...use the minute one, or wear slippers.

If you're pretending not to be in when the doorbell rings...


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Post by Feather on 4/1/2017, 16:06

------leave the post on the floor till later.


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When church bells ring---
...the choirboys know they're late.

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Post by Feather on 4/1/2017, 22:20

-----a tack and screamed her head off.

The pale moon was shining when----


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 5/1/2017, 10:50

The pale moon was shining when---
...Dracula crept out to seek for his next victim. What a Face 
run 

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Post by Feather on 5/1/2017, 13:53

-------reached my toilet window and the birds can see everything!!

When Christmas is over-----


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 5/1/2017, 18:43

When Christmas is over---
...we look forward to Easter.

If you get hiccups in the middle of an important speech...


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Post by Feather on 5/1/2017, 21:30

------you should not have gulped your last meal.

Put the kettle on if------


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Post by Stardust on 6/1/2017, 06:09

Put the kettle on if---
...the pot has a hole in it.

If the hairdresser has made a mess of your crowning glory...


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Post by Feather on 6/1/2017, 09:00

-----sue the pants off her.

When Harry came to visit----


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Post by Stardust on 6/1/2017, 10:26

When Harry came to visit---
...we all hid in the cellar and pretended to be out.
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Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet...


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Post by Feather on 6/1/2017, 14:08

------so the waistline grew.

She was a Daddy's girl until------


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Post by Stardust on 6/1/2017, 15:11

She was a Daddy's girl until---
...Mummy found out a got a new baby-sitter
(to look after the children and not Daddy this time).

Fair weather friends are...


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Post by Feather on 6/1/2017, 16:31

-----no good in winter.

The punishment must-----


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Post by Stardust on 9/1/2017, 21:09

The punishment must---
... be delivered without pain.

If you want to liven up your morning porridge...


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Post by Feather on 9/1/2017, 21:39

------put a harmless dye in it.

When a cat rolls on its back, don't-----


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Post by Stardust on 10/1/2017, 09:28

When a cat rolls on its back, don't---
...call the vet because you think it's dying.

When the cat jumps up and purrs on your lap...


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Post by Feather on 12/1/2017, 22:47

-----be thankful it isn't a tiger.

When a blizzard strikes----


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 13/1/2017, 08:45

When a blizzard strikes---
...Big Ben answers back.

If the last chapter in your suspense novel has been torn out...


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on 13/1/2017, 10:44

.... write your own ending.

When you walk through a storm, hold your -------
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 13/1/2017, 12:42

------umbrella in both hands.

If your clock strikes 13----


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 13/1/2017, 18:02

If your clock strikes 13---
...you should learn how to count!

Don't laugh when someone slides on a banana skin or...


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Post by Feather on 13/1/2017, 18:19

-----when someone walks into a lamp post.

If you believe in astrology----


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 13/1/2017, 22:06

If you believe in astrology---
...your horoscope for today indicates that you won't win the Friday 13th lottery.

"Celebrate" not winning the Friday 13th lottery by...


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Post by Feather on 13/1/2017, 22:24

----being happy you got through that date unscathed--if you did.

Living in the present is hard because----


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Post by Stardust on 14/1/2017, 08:18

Living in the present is hard because---
...it's only in the future that we look on it as "the good old days".

Your pot plant is withering so to save it you...


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Post by Feather on 14/1/2017, 09:31

------realise that it's too late so you buy a new one.

When you scatter seeds for the birds in the snow-------


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 14/1/2017, 18:40

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, Feather, you most definitely do not give up on that poor plant. You water it, feed it, and speak gently to cheer it up and coax it back to life.

When you scatter seeds for the birds in the snow---
...you'll be treated to a joyful song once they've eaten.

Did you know that more birds die of hunger and thirst in the Winter than of cold?

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 14/1/2017, 22:00

----pretend it's being professionally cleaned and polished by an expert.

I feed the birds every day and put water out if there's snow. That includes seagulls,pigeons, rooks and smaller birds.I also feed a stray cat who has taken up residence in my garage where I have put a soft bed for her. She can use this whenever she wants but she won't come in the house or let me pet her---yet.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 15/1/2017, 08:44

@Feather wrote:I feed the birds every day and put water out if there's snow. That includes seagulls,pigeons, rooks and smaller birds.I also feed a stray cat who has taken up residence in my garage where I have put a soft bed for her. She can use this whenever she wants but she won't come in the house or let me pet her---yet.
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When you're alone, use the time to---
...pamper yourself, settle with a cuppa and read a magazine or book.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 15/1/2017, 14:10

-----don't eat it or you will do the same.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 15/1/2017, 17:07

A monkey can tease a tiger as long as---
...he remains agile and stays behind him.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 15/1/2017, 21:47

----my memory suddenly improved. I remembered why I should not linger under certain trees.

If your drawers are not in order-----


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 16/1/2017, 11:17

Maybe it would be a good idea if I sat under a palm tree waiting for a memory improving coconut to drop on my head.
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 16/1/2017, 14:06

Brilliant one, Stardust.

-----but it's ok as I prefer the orange ones.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 16/1/2017, 14:09

Wink 

When push comes to shove---
...one of them is bowled over.

Squeak, squeak, squeak in the night, what can it be?


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 16/1/2017, 17:43

----next door's old bed.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 16/1/2017, 20:43

Feather, that really made me laugh. lololol  I was thinking along the lines of a noise passing outside the house like an old wheelbarrow, or the squeaking of mice. I wasn't expecting the ending you found at all.
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I prefer fizzy to still water because---
...it makes a lovely sound when you open the bottle.

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