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Silly Endings.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 3rd January 2017, 14:28

-------get a job that is right for you.

When contemplating a tree one day------
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 3rd January 2017, 14:45

When contemplating a tree one day---
... a hidden pigeon let bombs away (on top of my head surprised giggle )

If the phone keeps ringing but there's only heavy breathing...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 3rd January 2017, 16:54

-----rush next door and catch him at it.

Before switching off the light-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 3rd January 2017, 17:08

Before switching off the light---
...make sure everybody has gone home.

If you can't find your eye glasses...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 3rd January 2017, 21:41

------they'll be on your head.

That film was so horrific that------



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 4th January 2017, 06:50

That film was so horrific that---
...all the viewers passed out and missed the end.

1 and 2 is 3,  3 and 4 is ...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 4th January 2017, 09:29

-----8-1.

Hickory dickory dock, the the mouse ran up-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 4th January 2017, 09:43

Hickory dickory dock, the the mouse ran up---
... Joe's sock,
then up some more, oh dear! No more!

Tea time and the biscuit tin's empty...



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Post by Feather on 4th January 2017, 09:49

----but the cake tin isn't.

I switched on my torch but------



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 4th January 2017, 10:09

I switched on my torch but---
...I saw the monster's eyes glaring at me. 
run 

Little Johnny was cheating at cards, so...



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Post by Feather on 4th January 2017, 12:30

-----the pack was confiscated for a month.

A single gull sat in the field and-----



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Post by Stardust on 4th January 2017, 13:24

A single gull sat in the field and---
...meditated on the meaning of life.

You want a sandwich but there's no bread...



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Post by Feather on 4th January 2017, 14:06

------pop next door and ask nicely.

When you can't find your second shoe----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 4th January 2017, 14:44

When you can't find your second shoe---
...use the minute one, or wear slippers.

If you're pretending not to be in when the doorbell rings...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 4th January 2017, 16:06

------leave the post on the floor till later.


When church bells ring----



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Post by Stardust on 4th January 2017, 18:49

When church bells ring---
...the choirboys know they're late.

Little Miss Muffet sat on...



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Post by Feather on 4th January 2017, 22:20

-----a tack and screamed her head off.

The pale moon was shining when----



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Post by Stardust on 5th January 2017, 10:50

The pale moon was shining when---
...Dracula crept out to seek for his next victim. What a Face 
run 

The tree the neighbours planted 10 years ago has ...



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Post by Feather on 5th January 2017, 13:53

-------reached my toilet window and the birds can see everything!!

When Christmas is over-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 5th January 2017, 18:43

When Christmas is over---
...we look forward to Easter.

If you get hiccups in the middle of an important speech...



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Post by Feather on 5th January 2017, 21:30

------you should not have gulped your last meal.

Put the kettle on if------



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Post by Stardust on 6th January 2017, 06:09

Put the kettle on if---
...the pot has a hole in it.

If the hairdresser has made a mess of your crowning glory...



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Post by Feather on 6th January 2017, 09:00

-----sue the pants off her.

When Harry came to visit----



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Post by Stardust on 6th January 2017, 10:26

When Harry came to visit---
...we all hid in the cellar and pretended to be out.
sidestep 

Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet...



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Post by Feather on 6th January 2017, 14:08

------so the waistline grew.

She was a Daddy's girl until------



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 6th January 2017, 15:11

She was a Daddy's girl until---
...Mummy found out a got a new baby-sitter
(to look after the children and not Daddy this time).

Fair weather friends are...



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