When contemplating a tree one day------
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Kitkat
Feather
6 posters
Silly Endings.
Feather
- Post n°301
Re: Silly Endings.
-------get a job that is right for you.
When contemplating a tree one day------
When contemplating a tree one day------
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°302
Re: Silly Endings.
When contemplating a tree one day---
... a hidden pigeon let bombs away (on top of my head )
If the phone keeps ringing but there's only heavy breathing...
... a hidden pigeon let bombs away (on top of my head )
If the phone keeps ringing but there's only heavy breathing...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°303
Re: Silly Endings.
-----rush next door and catch him at it.
Before switching off the light-----
Before switching off the light-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°304
Re: Silly Endings.
Before switching off the light---
...make sure everybody has gone home.
If you can't find your eye glasses...
...make sure everybody has gone home.
If you can't find your eye glasses...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°305
Re: Silly Endings.
------they'll be on your head.
That film was so horrific that------
That film was so horrific that------
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°306
Re: Silly Endings.
That film was so horrific that---
...all the viewers passed out and missed the end.
1 and 2 is 3, 3 and 4 is ...
...all the viewers passed out and missed the end.
1 and 2 is 3, 3 and 4 is ...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°307
Re: Silly Endings.
-----8-1.
Hickory dickory dock, the the mouse ran up-----
Hickory dickory dock, the the mouse ran up-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°308
Re: Silly Endings.
Hickory dickory dock, the the mouse ran up---
... Joe's sock,
then up some more, oh dear! No more!
Tea time and the biscuit tin's empty...
... Joe's sock,
then up some more, oh dear! No more!
Tea time and the biscuit tin's empty...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°309
Re: Silly Endings.
----but the cake tin isn't.
I switched on my torch but------
I switched on my torch but------
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°310
Re: Silly Endings.
I switched on my torch but---
...I saw the monster's eyes glaring at me.
Little Johnny was cheating at cards, so...
...I saw the monster's eyes glaring at me.
Little Johnny was cheating at cards, so...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°311
Re: Silly Endings.
-----the pack was confiscated for a month.
A single gull sat in the field and-----
A single gull sat in the field and-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°312
Re: Silly Endings.
A single gull sat in the field and---
...meditated on the meaning of life.
You want a sandwich but there's no bread...
...meditated on the meaning of life.
You want a sandwich but there's no bread...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°313
Re: Silly Endings.
------pop next door and ask nicely.
When you can't find your second shoe----
When you can't find your second shoe----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°314
Re: Silly Endings.
When you can't find your second shoe---
...use the minute one, or wear slippers.
If you're pretending not to be in when the doorbell rings...
...use the minute one, or wear slippers.
If you're pretending not to be in when the doorbell rings...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°315
Re: Silly Endings.
------leave the post on the floor till later.
When church bells ring----
When church bells ring----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°316
Re: Silly Endings.
When church bells ring---
...the choirboys know they're late.
Little Miss Muffet sat on...
...the choirboys know they're late.
Little Miss Muffet sat on...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°317
Re: Silly Endings.
-----a tack and screamed her head off.
The pale moon was shining when----
The pale moon was shining when----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°318
Re: Silly Endings.
The pale moon was shining when---
...Dracula crept out to seek for his next victim.
The tree the neighbours planted 10 years ago has ...
...Dracula crept out to seek for his next victim.
The tree the neighbours planted 10 years ago has ...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°319
Re: Silly Endings.
-------reached my toilet window and the birds can see everything!!
When Christmas is over-----
When Christmas is over-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°320
Re: Silly Endings.
When Christmas is over---
...we look forward to Easter.
If you get hiccups in the middle of an important speech...
...we look forward to Easter.
If you get hiccups in the middle of an important speech...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°321
Re: Silly Endings.
------you should not have gulped your last meal.
Put the kettle on if------
Put the kettle on if------
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°322
Re: Silly Endings.
Put the kettle on if---
...the pot has a hole in it.
If the hairdresser has made a mess of your crowning glory...
...the pot has a hole in it.
If the hairdresser has made a mess of your crowning glory...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°323
Re: Silly Endings.
-----sue the pants off her.
When Harry came to visit----
When Harry came to visit----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°324
Re: Silly Endings.
When Harry came to visit---
...we all hid in the cellar and pretended to be out.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet...
...we all hid in the cellar and pretended to be out.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°325
Re: Silly Endings.
------so the waistline grew.
She was a Daddy's girl until------
She was a Daddy's girl until------
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°326
Re: Silly Endings.
She was a Daddy's girl until---
...Mummy found out a got a new baby-sitter
(to look after the children and not Daddy this time).
Fair weather friends are...
...Mummy found out a got a new baby-sitter
(to look after the children and not Daddy this time).
Fair weather friends are...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°327
Re: Silly Endings.
-----no good in winter.
The punishment must-----
The punishment must-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°328
Re: Silly Endings.
The punishment must---
... be delivered without pain.
If you want to liven up your morning porridge...
... be delivered without pain.
If you want to liven up your morning porridge...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°329
Re: Silly Endings.
------put a harmless dye in it.
When a cat rolls on its back, don't-----
When a cat rolls on its back, don't-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°330
Re: Silly Endings.
When a cat rolls on its back, don't---
...call the vet because you think it's dying.
When the cat jumps up and purrs on your lap...
...call the vet because you think it's dying.
When the cat jumps up and purrs on your lap...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°331
Re: Silly Endings.
-----be thankful it isn't a tiger.
When a blizzard strikes----
When a blizzard strikes----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°332
Re: Silly Endings.
When a blizzard strikes---
...Big Ben answers back.
If the last chapter in your suspense novel has been torn out...
...Big Ben answers back.
If the last chapter in your suspense novel has been torn out...
Kitkat
- Post n°333
Re: Silly Endings.
.... write your own ending.
When you walk through a storm, hold your -------
When you walk through a storm, hold your -------
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°334
Re: Silly Endings.
------umbrella in both hands.
If your clock strikes 13----
If your clock strikes 13----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°335
Re: Silly Endings.
If your clock strikes 13---
...you should learn how to count!
Don't laugh when someone slides on a banana skin or...
...you should learn how to count!
Don't laugh when someone slides on a banana skin or...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°336
Re: Silly Endings.
-----when someone walks into a lamp post.
If you believe in astrology----
If you believe in astrology----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°337
Re: Silly Endings.
If you believe in astrology---
...your horoscope for today indicates that you won't win the Friday 13th lottery.
"Celebrate" not winning the Friday 13th lottery by...
...your horoscope for today indicates that you won't win the Friday 13th lottery.
"Celebrate" not winning the Friday 13th lottery by...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°338
Re: Silly Endings.
----being happy you got through that date unscathed--if you did.
Living in the present is hard because----
Living in the present is hard because----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°339
Re: Silly Endings.
Living in the present is hard because---
...it's only in the future that we look on it as "the good old days".
Your pot plant is withering so to save it you...
...it's only in the future that we look on it as "the good old days".
Your pot plant is withering so to save it you...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°340
Re: Silly Endings.
------realise that it's too late so you buy a new one.
When you scatter seeds for the birds in the snow-------
When you scatter seeds for the birds in the snow-------
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°341
Re: Silly Endings.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, Feather, you most definitely do not give up on that poor plant. You water it, feed it, and speak gently to cheer it up and coax it back to life.
When you scatter seeds for the birds in the snow---
...you'll be treated to a joyful song once they've eaten.
Did you know that more birds die of hunger and thirst in the Winter than of cold?
You forgot to put that ugly vase in a prominent place before auntie (who gave it you for Christmas) comes to visit, so you...
When you scatter seeds for the birds in the snow---
...you'll be treated to a joyful song once they've eaten.
Did you know that more birds die of hunger and thirst in the Winter than of cold?
You forgot to put that ugly vase in a prominent place before auntie (who gave it you for Christmas) comes to visit, so you...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°342
Re: Silly Endings.
----pretend it's being professionally cleaned and polished by an expert.
I feed the birds every day and put water out if there's snow. That includes seagulls,pigeons, rooks and smaller birds.I also feed a stray cat who has taken up residence in my garage where I have put a soft bed for her. She can use this whenever she wants but she won't come in the house or let me pet her---yet.
When you're alone, use the time to------
I feed the birds every day and put water out if there's snow. That includes seagulls,pigeons, rooks and smaller birds.I also feed a stray cat who has taken up residence in my garage where I have put a soft bed for her. She can use this whenever she wants but she won't come in the house or let me pet her---yet.
When you're alone, use the time to------
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°343
Re: Silly Endings.
Feather wrote:I feed the birds every day and put water out if there's snow. That includes seagulls,pigeons, rooks and smaller birds.I also feed a stray cat who has taken up residence in my garage where I have put a soft bed for her. She can use this whenever she wants but she won't come in the house or let me pet her---yet.
When you're alone, use the time to---
...pamper yourself, settle with a cuppa and read a magazine or book.
If your bread has turned a curious shade of green...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°344
Re: Silly Endings.
-----don't eat it or you will do the same.
A monkey can tease a tiger as long as-----
A monkey can tease a tiger as long as-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°345
Re: Silly Endings.
A monkey can tease a tiger as long as---
...he remains agile and stays behind him.
A coconut fell on your head and...
...he remains agile and stays behind him.
A coconut fell on your head and...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°346
Re: Silly Endings.
----my memory suddenly improved. I remembered why I should not linger under certain trees.
If your drawers are not in order-----
If your drawers are not in order-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°347
Re: Silly Endings.
Maybe it would be a good idea if I sat under a palm tree waiting for a memory improving coconut to drop on my head.
If your drawers are not in order---
...don't get your knickers in a twist.
To your annoyance somebody else just ate the last red Smartie...
If your drawers are not in order---
...don't get your knickers in a twist.
To your annoyance somebody else just ate the last red Smartie...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°348
Re: Silly Endings.
Brilliant one, Stardust.
-----but it's ok as I prefer the orange ones.
When push comes to shove----
-----but it's ok as I prefer the orange ones.
When push comes to shove----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°349
Re: Silly Endings.
When push comes to shove---
...one of them is bowled over.
Squeak, squeak, squeak in the night, what can it be?
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°350
Re: Silly Endings.
----next door's old bed.
I prefer fizzy to still water because-----
I prefer fizzy to still water because-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°351
Re: Silly Endings.
Feather, that really made me laugh. I was thinking along the lines of a noise passing outside the house like an old wheelbarrow, or the squeaking of mice. I wasn't expecting the ending you found at all.
Still giggling.
I prefer fizzy to still water because---
...it makes a lovely sound when you open the bottle.
You see a coin on the ground at the same time as someone else so, to make sure you get it first, you...
Still giggling.
I prefer fizzy to still water because---
...it makes a lovely sound when you open the bottle.
You see a coin on the ground at the same time as someone else so, to make sure you get it first, you...