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    Silly Endings.

    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Mon 25 Apr 2011, 10:54

    Here's an example---

    A bird in the hand---
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Mon 25 Apr 2011, 10:56

    ----craps on your wrist.

    It never rains-----
    Kitkat
    Kitkat

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    Post by Kitkat Mon 25 Apr 2011, 11:54

    It never rains ----

    It's only pissing cats and dogs



    If you can't stand the heat ----
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:29

    ----take off your thermals.

    It's always darkest----
    Kitkat
    Kitkat

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    Post by Kitkat Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:34

    ---- when you forget to pay the electricity bill


    When the cat's away ----
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:08

    ---the dog relaxes.


    Don't count your chickens---
    Kitkat
    Kitkat

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    Post by Kitkat Tue 26 Apr 2011, 19:00

    --- after you've left the hen house door open


    Many hands make ---
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:01

    ---half that number of people!!


    Don't kill the goose----
    Anonymous
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    Post by Guest Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:09

    Till you've had the oven fixed.


    A little of what you fancy...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:15

    ---is never enough!!

    The grass is always greener-----
    Anonymous
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    Post by Guest Wed 27 Apr 2011, 00:16

    When rolled into a spliff.


    Those who can do, those who can't..... (Silly Endings. 40742102)
    Kitkat
    Kitkat

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    Post by Kitkat Wed 27 Apr 2011, 00:22

    --- get done.


    The proof of the pudding is ---
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Wed 27 Apr 2011, 08:56

    ------ obesity!

    People in glass houses----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:42

    ... spend a fortune on Windolene.

    In the dark all cats are ...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:02

    ----witches' cats.

    In for a penny----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:47

    ...but the loo roll's run out !

    All that glitters ...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:10

    ----gives me a migraine.


    You can take a horse to water----
    Anonymous
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    Post by Guest Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:07

    but a pencil must be lead.



    An idle brain is....
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:58

    ...better than none.

    The pen is mightier...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Thu 28 Apr 2011, 22:56

    ----if you know how to write.

    It's better to serve in----
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Sat 30 Apr 2011, 11:35

    I'll move this along, shall I?

    ---a chip shop than a brothel!



    If you can't bite-----
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    Post by Guest Sat 30 Apr 2011, 13:25

    Suck it and masticate Silly Endings. Cheesy


    A friend in need.....
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Sat 30 Apr 2011, 13:50

    ----is a pain in the a**e.


    Beggars should not------
    Kitkat
    Kitkat

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    Post by Kitkat Mon 02 May 2011, 21:48

    ---- have to.


    Great minds -----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Wed 04 May 2011, 10:29

    ... grate cheese like everyone else.

    Fools rush in ...
    Kitkat
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    Post by Kitkat Wed 04 May 2011, 13:28

    --- before checking that the pool is dry


    A rolling stone ----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Wed 04 May 2011, 14:51

    ... is past the sell-by date.

    He who hesitates...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Wed 04 May 2011, 20:19

    He who hesitates---

    --misses the bus.


    It's a long road----
    Kitkat
    Kitkat

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    Post by Kitkat Thu 05 May 2011, 22:54

    --- to Tipperary.


    He who laughs last ----
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Fri 06 May 2011, 09:03


    He who laughs last---
    is a dimwit.




    Honesty-----
    Kitkat
    Kitkat

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    Post by Kitkat Fri 06 May 2011, 18:30

    --- can get you a fat lip (if her bum does look big in that dress)


    Least said ----
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Fri 06 May 2011, 21:18



    ---by a vicar, the better.

    A poor workman----
    Kitkat
    Kitkat

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    Post by Kitkat Sun 08 May 2011, 12:17

    A poor workman----
    --- invariably has a rich boss.



    What the eye doesn't see ---
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Sun 08 May 2011, 13:35



    ----is the beauty within.

    You can't make an omelette without----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Mon 09 May 2011, 12:38

    ... Gordon Ramsay.

    Out of the frying pan...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Mon 09 May 2011, 15:45



    ----hopped the unwilling sausage.


    Every cloud----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Mon 09 May 2011, 16:12

    ... may be hiding a space ship.

    It is easier for a camel...
    Kitkat
    Kitkat

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    Post by Kitkat Mon 09 May 2011, 19:38

    --- to get the hump.


    Beware of Greeks ----
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Mon 09 May 2011, 21:37




    ---in short skirts.

    The early bird----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Tue 10 May 2011, 09:23

    ...is a sitting target for the stalking cat.

    He who laughs last...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Tue 10 May 2011, 09:53

    If you look back, Stardust, you'll see that one has already been done.

    He who laughs last-----is a dimwit.
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Tue 10 May 2011, 10:03

    Sorry, Feather, you know (I explained before) that I have the memory of a goldfish. The only way to be sure of not repeating a previous word or phrase would be to re-read through the thread every time (groan!). This is the reason that I tend not to read very long posts and threads because by the time I get to the end I've forgotten the beginning. Am I forgiven?
    Does it really matter since we think up a different ending each time anyway? (Cos I'm very likely to do it again).

    Happy the man who finds...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Tue 10 May 2011, 12:29

    It doesn't matter at all really. There's nothing to forgive, Stardust.

    He who laughs last---
    probably has rotten teeth.(Think about it!)

    Don't put all your eggs-----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Tue 10 May 2011, 15:27

    Feather wrote:He who laughs last--- probably has rotten teeth.(Think about it!)
    Considering the price of going to the dentist and getting them fixed, I have to feel sorry for the rotten-toothed.

    Don't put all your eggs----- under the same hen.

    Happy the man who finds...


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    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Tue 10 May 2011, 18:56

    Happy the man who finds---

    ---out that he's the Daddy.


    When in Rome----
    Kitkat
    Kitkat

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    Post by Kitkat Wed 11 May 2011, 21:05

    When in Rome----

    --- watch out for those pesky bottom-pinchers! giggle


    A trouble shared ----
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Wed 11 May 2011, 21:18





    A trouble shared----


    is soon widespread knowledge. toetap

    An elephant never---
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Thu 12 May 2011, 10:54

    An elephant never---

    ... it was the lion wot did it!

    A chain is only as strong as ...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Thu 12 May 2011, 11:10



    A chain is only as strong as--

    it needs to be to flush!!!

    Beauty is only---
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Thu 12 May 2011, 11:39

    ... reflected in my mirror Silly Endings. 40742102 Silly Endings. 1074908227

    Money is the root...

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