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Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Mon 25 Apr 2011 - 10:54

Here's an example---

A bird in the hand---
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Mon 25 Apr 2011 - 10:56

----craps on your wrist.

It never rains-----
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on Mon 25 Apr 2011 - 11:54

It never rains ----

It's only pissing cats and dogs



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Mon 25 Apr 2011 - 12:29

----take off your thermals.

It's always darkest----
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on Mon 25 Apr 2011 - 12:34

---- when you forget to pay the electricity bill


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Tue 26 Apr 2011 - 11:08

---the dog relaxes.


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on Tue 26 Apr 2011 - 19:00

--- after you've left the hen house door open


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Tue 26 Apr 2011 - 23:01

---half that number of people!!


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Guest on Tue 26 Apr 2011 - 23:09

Till you've had the oven fixed.


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Tue 26 Apr 2011 - 23:15

---is never enough!!

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Guest on Wed 27 Apr 2011 - 0:16

When rolled into a spliff.


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on Wed 27 Apr 2011 - 0:22

--- get done.


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 27 Apr 2011 - 8:56

------ obesity!

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Wed 27 Apr 2011 - 13:42

... spend a fortune on Windolene.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 27 Apr 2011 - 15:02

----witches' cats.

In for a penny----



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Post by Stardust on Wed 27 Apr 2011 - 16:47

...but the loo roll's run out !

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Thu 28 Apr 2011 - 11:10

----gives me a migraine.


You can take a horse to water----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Guest on Thu 28 Apr 2011 - 13:07

but a pencil must be lead.



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Post by Stardust on Thu 28 Apr 2011 - 13:58

...better than none.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Thu 28 Apr 2011 - 22:56

----if you know how to write.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Sat 30 Apr 2011 - 11:35

I'll move this along, shall I?

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Guest on Sat 30 Apr 2011 - 13:25

Suck it and masticate


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Sat 30 Apr 2011 - 13:50

----is a pain in the a**e.


Beggars should not------



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on Mon 2 May 2011 - 21:48

---- have to.


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Post by Stardust on Wed 4 May 2011 - 10:29

... grate cheese like everyone else.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on Wed 4 May 2011 - 13:28

--- before checking that the pool is dry


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Post by Stardust on Wed 4 May 2011 - 14:51

... is past the sell-by date.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 4 May 2011 - 20:19

He who hesitates---

--misses the bus.


It's a long road----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on Thu 5 May 2011 - 22:54

--- to Tipperary.


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Fri 6 May 2011 - 9:03


He who laughs last---
is a dimwit.




Honesty-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on Fri 6 May 2011 - 18:30

--- can get you a fat lip (if her bum does look big in that dress)


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Fri 6 May 2011 - 21:18



---by a vicar, the better.

A poor workman----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on Sun 8 May 2011 - 12:17

A poor workman----
--- invariably has a rich boss.



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Post by Feather on Sun 8 May 2011 - 13:35



----is the beauty within.

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Post by Stardust on Mon 9 May 2011 - 12:38

... Gordon Ramsay.

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Post by Feather on Mon 9 May 2011 - 15:45



----hopped the unwilling sausage.


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Post by Stardust on Mon 9 May 2011 - 16:12

... may be hiding a space ship.

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Post by Kitkat on Mon 9 May 2011 - 19:38

--- to get the hump.


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Post by Feather on Mon 9 May 2011 - 21:37




---in short skirts.

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Post by Stardust on Tue 10 May 2011 - 9:23

...is a sitting target for the stalking cat.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Tue 10 May 2011 - 9:53

If you look back, Stardust, you'll see that one has already been done.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Tue 10 May 2011 - 10:03

Sorry, Feather, you know (I explained before) that I have the memory of a goldfish. The only way to be sure of not repeating a previous word or phrase would be to re-read through the thread every time (groan!). This is the reason that I tend not to read very long posts and threads because by the time I get to the end I've forgotten the beginning. Am I forgiven?
Does it really matter since we think up a different ending each time anyway? (Cos I'm very likely to do it again).

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Post by Feather on Tue 10 May 2011 - 12:29

It doesn't matter at all really. There's nothing to forgive, Stardust.

He who laughs last---
probably has rotten teeth.(Think about it!)

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Tue 10 May 2011 - 15:27

Feather wrote:He who laughs last--- probably has rotten teeth.(Think about it!)
Considering the price of going to the dentist and getting them fixed, I have to feel sorry for the rotten-toothed.

Don't put all your eggs----- under the same hen.

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Post by Feather on Tue 10 May 2011 - 18:56

Happy the man who finds---

---out that he's the Daddy.


When in Rome----



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Post by Kitkat on Wed 11 May 2011 - 21:05

When in Rome----

--- watch out for those pesky bottom-pinchers! giggle


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Post by Feather on Wed 11 May 2011 - 21:18





A trouble shared----


is soon widespread knowledge. toetap

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Post by Stardust on Thu 12 May 2011 - 10:54

An elephant never---

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Thu 12 May 2011 - 11:10



A chain is only as strong as--

it needs to be to flush!!!

Beauty is only---



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Post by Stardust on Thu 12 May 2011 - 11:39

... reflected in my mirror

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