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A bird in the hand---
A bird in the hand---
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It never rains ----
It's only pissing cats and dogs
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It's only pissing cats and dogs
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It's always darkest----
It's always darkest----
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---the dog relaxes.
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---half that number of people!!
Don't kill the goose----
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Till you've had the oven fixed.
A little of what you fancy...
A little of what you fancy...
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---is never enough!!
The grass is always greener-----
The grass is always greener-----
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When rolled into a spliff.
Those who can do, those who can't..... (
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Those who can do, those who can't..... (
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People in glass houses----
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In the dark all cats are ...
In the dark all cats are ...
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----witches' cats.
In for a penny----
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...but the loo roll's run out !
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----gives me a migraine.
You can take a horse to water----
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but a pencil must be lead.
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An idle brain is....
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----if you know how to write.
It's better to serve in----
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I'll move this along, shall I?
---a chip shop than a brothel!
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---a chip shop than a brothel!
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Suck it and masticate 
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A friend in need.....
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Beggars should not------
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... grate cheese like everyone else.
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A rolling stone ----
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... is past the sell-by date.
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He who hesitates---
--misses the bus.
It's a long road----
--misses the bus.
It's a long road----
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He who laughs last ----
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He who laughs last---
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Honesty-----
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--- can get you a fat lip (if her bum does look big in that dress)
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A poor workman----
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----is the beauty within.
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... Gordon Ramsay.
Out of the frying pan...
Out of the frying pan...
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----hopped the unwilling sausage.
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... may be hiding a space ship.
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It is easier for a camel...
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---in short skirts.
The early bird----
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...is a sitting target for the stalking cat.
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If you look back, Stardust, you'll see that one has already been done.
He who laughs last-----is a dimwit.
He who laughs last-----is a dimwit.
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Sorry, Feather, you know (I explained before) that I have the memory of a goldfish. The only way to be sure of not repeating a previous word or phrase would be to re-read through the thread every time (groan!). This is the reason that I tend not to read very long posts and threads because by the time I get to the end I've forgotten the beginning. Am I forgiven?
Does it really matter since we think up a different ending each time anyway? (Cos I'm very likely to do it again).
Happy the man who finds...
Does it really matter since we think up a different ending each time anyway? (Cos I'm very likely to do it again).
Happy the man who finds...
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It doesn't matter at all really. There's nothing to forgive, Stardust.
He who laughs last---
probably has rotten teeth.(Think about it!)
Don't put all your eggs-----
He who laughs last---
probably has rotten teeth.(Think about it!)
Don't put all your eggs-----
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Considering the price of going to the dentist and getting them fixed, I have to feel sorry for the rotten-toothed.Feather wrote:He who laughs last--- probably has rotten teeth.(Think about it!)
Don't put all your eggs----- under the same hen.
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Happy the man who finds---
---out that he's the Daddy.
When in Rome----
---out that he's the Daddy.
When in Rome----
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--- watch out for those pesky bottom-pinchers!
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... it was the lion wot did it!
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... it was the lion wot did it!
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