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Post by Feather on Mon Apr 25 2011, 10:54

Here's an example---

A bird in the hand---
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Post by Feather on Mon Apr 25 2011, 10:56

----craps on your wrist.

It never rains-----
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Post by Kitkat on Mon Apr 25 2011, 11:54

It never rains ----

It's only pissing cats and dogs



If you can't stand the heat ----
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Post by Feather on Mon Apr 25 2011, 12:29

----take off your thermals.

It's always darkest----
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Post by Kitkat on Mon Apr 25 2011, 12:34

---- when you forget to pay the electricity bill


When the cat's away ----
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Post by Feather on Tue Apr 26 2011, 11:08

---the dog relaxes.


Don't count your chickens---
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Post by Kitkat on Tue Apr 26 2011, 19:00

--- after you've left the hen house door open


Many hands make ---
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Post by Feather on Tue Apr 26 2011, 23:01

---half that number of people!!


Don't kill the goose----



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Post by Guest on Tue Apr 26 2011, 23:09

Till you've had the oven fixed.


A little of what you fancy...
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Post by Feather on Tue Apr 26 2011, 23:15

---is never enough!!

The grass is always greener-----



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Post by Guest on Wed Apr 27 2011, 00:16

When rolled into a spliff.


Those who can do, those who can't..... (Silly Endings. 40742102)
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Post by Kitkat on Wed Apr 27 2011, 00:22

--- get done.


The proof of the pudding is ---
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Post by Feather on Wed Apr 27 2011, 08:56

------ obesity!

People in glass houses----



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Post by Stardust on Wed Apr 27 2011, 13:42

... spend a fortune on Windolene.

In the dark all cats are ...



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Post by Feather on Wed Apr 27 2011, 15:02

----witches' cats.

In for a penny----



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Post by Stardust on Wed Apr 27 2011, 16:47

...but the loo roll's run out !

All that glitters ...



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Post by Feather on Thu Apr 28 2011, 11:10

----gives me a migraine.


You can take a horse to water----



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Post by Guest on Thu Apr 28 2011, 13:07

but a pencil must be lead.



An idle brain is....
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Post by Stardust on Thu Apr 28 2011, 13:58

...better than none.

The pen is mightier...



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Post by Feather on Thu Apr 28 2011, 22:56

----if you know how to write.

It's better to serve in----



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Post by Feather on Sat Apr 30 2011, 11:35

I'll move this along, shall I?

---a chip shop than a brothel!



If you can't bite-----



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Post by Guest on Sat Apr 30 2011, 13:25

Suck it and masticate Silly Endings. Cheesy


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Post by Feather on Sat Apr 30 2011, 13:50

----is a pain in the a**e.


Beggars should not------



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Post by Kitkat on Mon May 02 2011, 21:48

---- have to.


Great minds -----
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Post by Stardust on Wed May 04 2011, 10:29

... grate cheese like everyone else.

Fools rush in ...



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Post by Kitkat on Wed May 04 2011, 13:28

--- before checking that the pool is dry


A rolling stone ----
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Post by Stardust on Wed May 04 2011, 14:51

... is past the sell-by date.

He who hesitates...



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Post by Feather on Wed May 04 2011, 20:19

He who hesitates---

--misses the bus.


It's a long road----



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Post by Kitkat on Thu May 05 2011, 22:54

--- to Tipperary.


He who laughs last ----
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Post by Feather on Fri May 06 2011, 09:03


He who laughs last---
is a dimwit.




Honesty-----



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Post by Kitkat on Fri May 06 2011, 18:30

--- can get you a fat lip (if her bum does look big in that dress)


Least said ----
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Post by Feather on Fri May 06 2011, 21:18



---by a vicar, the better.

A poor workman----



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Post by Kitkat on Sun May 08 2011, 12:17

A poor workman----
--- invariably has a rich boss.



What the eye doesn't see ---
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Post by Feather on Sun May 08 2011, 13:35



----is the beauty within.

You can't make an omelette without----



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Post by Stardust on Mon May 09 2011, 12:38

... Gordon Ramsay.

Out of the frying pan...



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Post by Feather on Mon May 09 2011, 15:45



----hopped the unwilling sausage.


Every cloud----



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Post by Stardust on Mon May 09 2011, 16:12

... may be hiding a space ship.

It is easier for a camel...



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Post by Kitkat on Mon May 09 2011, 19:38

--- to get the hump.


Beware of Greeks ----
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Post by Feather on Mon May 09 2011, 21:37




---in short skirts.

The early bird----



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Post by Stardust on Tue May 10 2011, 09:23

...is a sitting target for the stalking cat.

He who laughs last...



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Post by Feather on Tue May 10 2011, 09:53

If you look back, Stardust, you'll see that one has already been done.

He who laughs last-----is a dimwit.



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Post by Stardust on Tue May 10 2011, 10:03

Sorry, Feather, you know (I explained before) that I have the memory of a goldfish. The only way to be sure of not repeating a previous word or phrase would be to re-read through the thread every time (groan!). This is the reason that I tend not to read very long posts and threads because by the time I get to the end I've forgotten the beginning. Am I forgiven?
Does it really matter since we think up a different ending each time anyway? (Cos I'm very likely to do it again).

Happy the man who finds...



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Post by Feather on Tue May 10 2011, 12:29

It doesn't matter at all really. There's nothing to forgive, Stardust.

He who laughs last---
probably has rotten teeth.(Think about it!)

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Post by Stardust on Tue May 10 2011, 15:27

Feather wrote:He who laughs last--- probably has rotten teeth.(Think about it!)
Considering the price of going to the dentist and getting them fixed, I have to feel sorry for the rotten-toothed.

Don't put all your eggs----- under the same hen.

Happy the man who finds...


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Post by Feather on Tue May 10 2011, 18:56

Happy the man who finds---

---out that he's the Daddy.


When in Rome----



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Post by Kitkat on Wed May 11 2011, 21:05

When in Rome----

--- watch out for those pesky bottom-pinchers! giggle


A trouble shared ----
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Post by Feather on Wed May 11 2011, 21:18





A trouble shared----


is soon widespread knowledge. toetap

An elephant never---



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Post by Stardust on Thu May 12 2011, 10:54

An elephant never---

... it was the lion wot did it!

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Post by Feather on Thu May 12 2011, 11:10



A chain is only as strong as--

it needs to be to flush!!!

Beauty is only---



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Post by Stardust on Thu May 12 2011, 11:39

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