by Here's an example---
A bird in the hand---
A bird in the hand---
Silly Endings.
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----craps on your wrist.
It never rains-----
It never rains-----
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It never rains ----
It's only pissing cats and dogs
If you can't stand the heat ----
It's only pissing cats and dogs
If you can't stand the heat ----
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----take off your thermals.
It's always darkest----
It's always darkest----
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---- when you forget to pay the electricity bill
When the cat's away ----
When the cat's away ----
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---the dog relaxes.
Don't count your chickens---
Don't count your chickens---
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--- after you've left the hen house door open
Many hands make ---
Many hands make ---
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---half that number of people!!
Don't kill the goose----
Don't kill the goose----
I'D RATHER PURR THAN HISS!
Guest- Guest
Till you've had the oven fixed.
A little of what you fancy...
A little of what you fancy...
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---is never enough!!
The grass is always greener-----
The grass is always greener-----
I'D RATHER PURR THAN HISS!
Guest- Guest
When rolled into a spliff.
Those who can do, those who can't..... (
)
Those who can do, those who can't..... (
)
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--- get done.
The proof of the pudding is ---
The proof of the pudding is ---
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------ obesity!
People in glass houses----
People in glass houses----
I'D RATHER PURR THAN HISS!
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... spend a fortune on Windolene.
In the dark all cats are ...
In the dark all cats are ...
Be grateful for even the smallest thing, blessings come in many disguises.
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----witches' cats.
In for a penny----
In for a penny----
I'D RATHER PURR THAN HISS!
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...but the loo roll's run out !
All that glitters ...
All that glitters ...
Be grateful for even the smallest thing, blessings come in many disguises.
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----gives me a migraine.
You can take a horse to water----
You can take a horse to water----
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Guest- Guest
but a pencil must be lead.
An idle brain is....
An idle brain is....
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...better than none.
The pen is mightier...
The pen is mightier...
Be grateful for even the smallest thing, blessings come in many disguises.
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----if you know how to write.
It's better to serve in----
It's better to serve in----
I'D RATHER PURR THAN HISS!
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I'll move this along, shall I?
---a chip shop than a brothel!
If you can't bite-----
---a chip shop than a brothel!
If you can't bite-----
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Guest- Guest
Suck it and masticate 
A friend in need.....
A friend in need.....
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----is a pain in the a**e.
Beggars should not------
Beggars should not------
I'D RATHER PURR THAN HISS!
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---- have to.
Great minds -----
Great minds -----
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... grate cheese like everyone else.
Fools rush in ...
Fools rush in ...
Be grateful for even the smallest thing, blessings come in many disguises.
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--- before checking that the pool is dry
A rolling stone ----
A rolling stone ----
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... is past the sell-by date.
He who hesitates...
He who hesitates...
Be grateful for even the smallest thing, blessings come in many disguises.
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He who hesitates---
--misses the bus.
It's a long road----
--misses the bus.
It's a long road----
I'D RATHER PURR THAN HISS!
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--- to Tipperary.
He who laughs last ----
He who laughs last ----
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He who laughs last---
is a dimwit.
Honesty-----
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--- can get you a fat lip (if her bum does look big in that dress)
Least said ----
Least said ----
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---by a vicar, the better.
A poor workman----
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--- invariably has a rich boss.A poor workman----
What the eye doesn't see ---
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----is the beauty within.
You can't make an omelette without----
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... Gordon Ramsay.
Out of the frying pan...
Out of the frying pan...
Be grateful for even the smallest thing, blessings come in many disguises.
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----hopped the unwilling sausage.
Every cloud----
I'D RATHER PURR THAN HISS!
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... may be hiding a space ship.
It is easier for a camel...
It is easier for a camel...
Be grateful for even the smallest thing, blessings come in many disguises.
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--- to get the hump.
Beware of Greeks ----
Beware of Greeks ----
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---in short skirts.
The early bird----
I'D RATHER PURR THAN HISS!
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...is a sitting target for the stalking cat.
He who laughs last...
He who laughs last...
Be grateful for even the smallest thing, blessings come in many disguises.
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If you look back, Stardust, you'll see that one has already been done.
He who laughs last-----is a dimwit.
He who laughs last-----is a dimwit.
I'D RATHER PURR THAN HISS!
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Sorry, Feather, you know (I explained before) that I have the memory of a goldfish. The only way to be sure of not repeating a previous word or phrase would be to re-read through the thread every time (groan!). This is the reason that I tend not to read very long posts and threads because by the time I get to the end I've forgotten the beginning. Am I forgiven?
Does it really matter since we think up a different ending each time anyway? (Cos I'm very likely to do it again).
Happy the man who finds...
Does it really matter since we think up a different ending each time anyway? (Cos I'm very likely to do it again).
Happy the man who finds...
Be grateful for even the smallest thing, blessings come in many disguises.
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It doesn't matter at all really. There's nothing to forgive, Stardust.
He who laughs last---
probably has rotten teeth.(Think about it!)
Don't put all your eggs-----
He who laughs last---
probably has rotten teeth.(Think about it!)
Don't put all your eggs-----
I'D RATHER PURR THAN HISS!
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Considering the price of going to the dentist and getting them fixed, I have to feel sorry for the rotten-toothed.Feather wrote:He who laughs last--- probably has rotten teeth.(Think about it!)
Don't put all your eggs----- under the same hen.
Happy the man who finds...
Be grateful for even the smallest thing, blessings come in many disguises.
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Happy the man who finds---
---out that he's the Daddy.
When in Rome----
---out that he's the Daddy.
When in Rome----
I'D RATHER PURR THAN HISS!
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When in Rome----
--- watch out for those pesky bottom-pinchers!
A trouble shared ----
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A trouble shared----
is soon widespread knowledge.
An elephant never---
I'D RATHER PURR THAN HISS!
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An elephant never---
... it was the lion wot did it!
A chain is only as strong as ...
... it was the lion wot did it!
A chain is only as strong as ...
Be grateful for even the smallest thing, blessings come in many disguises.
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A chain is only as strong as--
it needs to be to flush!!!
Beauty is only---
I'D RATHER PURR THAN HISS!
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... reflected in my mirror 
Money is the root...
Money is the root...
Be grateful for even the smallest thing, blessings come in many disguises.
by 
Golden Oldies
