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Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 25th April 2011, 10:54

Here's an example---

A bird in the hand---
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 25th April 2011, 10:56

----craps on your wrist.

It never rains-----
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on 25th April 2011, 11:54

It never rains ----

It's only pissing cats and dogs



If you can't stand the heat ----
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 25th April 2011, 12:29

----take off your thermals.

It's always darkest----
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on 25th April 2011, 12:34

---- when you forget to pay the electricity bill


When the cat's away ----
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 26th April 2011, 11:08

---the dog relaxes.


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on 26th April 2011, 19:00

--- after you've left the hen house door open


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 26th April 2011, 23:01

---half that number of people!!


Don't kill the goose----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Guest on 26th April 2011, 23:09

Till you've had the oven fixed.


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 26th April 2011, 23:15

---is never enough!!

The grass is always greener-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Guest on 27th April 2011, 00:16

When rolled into a spliff.


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on 27th April 2011, 00:22

--- get done.


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 27th April 2011, 08:56

------ obesity!

People in glass houses----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 27th April 2011, 13:42

... spend a fortune on Windolene.

In the dark all cats are ...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 27th April 2011, 15:02

----witches' cats.

In for a penny----



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In for a penny...

Post by Stardust on 27th April 2011, 16:47

...but the loo roll's run out !

All that glitters ...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 28th April 2011, 11:10

----gives me a migraine.


You can take a horse to water----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Guest on 28th April 2011, 13:07

but a pencil must be lead.



An idle brain is....
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An idle brain is...

Post by Stardust on 28th April 2011, 13:58

...better than none.

The pen is mightier...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 28th April 2011, 22:56

----if you know how to write.

It's better to serve in----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 30th April 2011, 11:35

I'll move this along, shall I?

---a chip shop than a brothel!



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Guest on 30th April 2011, 13:25

Suck it and masticate


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 30th April 2011, 13:50

----is a pain in the a**e.


Beggars should not------



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on 2nd May 2011, 21:48

---- have to.


Great minds -----
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Great minds...

Post by Stardust on 4th May 2011, 10:29

... grate cheese like everyone else.

Fools rush in ...



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