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Post by Stardust on Thu 12 May 2011 - 11:39

... reflected in my mirror

Money is the root...
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Fri 13 May 2011 - 9:05



Money is the root---
which nurtures the poisonous leaves of greed.


There's no smoke-----



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There's no smoke...

Post by Stardust on Fri 13 May 2011 - 10:20

... now the chimney's been demolished.


Time and tide...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Fri 13 May 2011 - 10:36



Time and tide--

were essential for the weekly wash.


Don't put the cart----



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Don't put the cart...

Post by Stardust on Fri 13 May 2011 - 12:06

... in front of the garage or I won't be able to get my Bentley out.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Fri 13 May 2011 - 13:16




Ne'er cast a clout----

---if you have only one. giggle



Faint heart never won----



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Faint heart never won----

Post by Stardust on Fri 13 May 2011 - 15:02

... the knobbly knees contest.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Sat 14 May 2011 - 11:40





----and he won't come when called.


It's never too late to---



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on Sat 14 May 2011 - 11:52

--- get up out of bed on a Saturday


Where there's a will ----
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Sat 14 May 2011 - 13:17




Where there's a will----

---the vultures gather.


A big fish----



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Post by Stardust on Mon 16 May 2011 - 8:27

... will choke the cat.

One good turn...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Mon 16 May 2011 - 9:22




----doesn't make a dancer.


You never miss the water till----



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You never miss the water till----

Post by Stardust on Mon 16 May 2011 - 10:00

...the beer runs out.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Mon 16 May 2011 - 10:27





---quite common on Titan.


He who pays the piper----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on Mon 16 May 2011 - 12:41

---- to keep quiet probably has a massive headache


A leopard cannot ----
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Mon 16 May 2011 - 23:06



------eat a whole elephant.



The spirit is willing but------



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The spirit is willing but------

Post by Stardust on Tue 17 May 2011 - 9:55

... the off-license is closed.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Tue 17 May 2011 - 10:29




----are prices in shops and my blood pressure.

Patience is a ----



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Patience is a ----

Post by Stardust on Tue 17 May 2011 - 11:02

... game for those who can't stand losing to other people.

You pays your money...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Tue 17 May 2011 - 11:58





----and you still don't get a reading. shrug

The way to a man's heart----



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The way to a man's heart----

Post by Stardust on Tue 17 May 2011 - 13:43

... is flattery, flattery, flattery.

Sticks and stones...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 18 May 2011 - 10:19




--are no more than tiny atoms.

I came, I saw,-----



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I came, I saw,-----

Post by Stardust on Wed 18 May 2011 - 10:51

... both Johnny Depp and George Clooney. Sigh...

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Mon 23 May 2011 - 9:54




----if you prefer cats?

Empty barrels----



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Empty barrels...

Post by Stardust on Mon 23 May 2011 - 10:58

Empty barrels ... means the pub landlord's made his fortune.

A penniless man ...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Mon 23 May 2011 - 22:52




A penniless man---

may be a good lover!!!!


The dirt goes before---



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The dirt goes before...

Post by Stardust on Tue 24 May 2011 - 13:53

... I'll let you indoors with those muddy boots!

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Tue 24 May 2011 - 21:51

There's many a true word---


----that is never spoken.


A watched kettle-----



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A watched kettle-----

Post by Stardust on Wed 25 May 2011 - 10:15

... is better than counting sheep.

The willing horse ...



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Post by Feather on Wed 25 May 2011 - 10:48




------can turn into a doormat.

We see through a veil-----



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We see through a veil-----

Post by Stardust on Wed 25 May 2011 - 11:21

... of volcanic ash from Iceland!

Fair exchange ...




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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 25 May 2011 - 21:36





Fair exchange-----


--- is just wife swapping.

To be or not to be-----



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To be or not to be-----

Post by Stardust on Thu 26 May 2011 - 8:33

... and next week we'll progress to 4-letter words.

What cannot be helped...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Thu 26 May 2011 - 9:20




What cannot be helped----

----is the weather.


Don't cry---



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Don't cry---

Post by Stardust on Thu 26 May 2011 - 10:22

... it's been banned due to water restrictions.

Half a loaf...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Fri 27 May 2011 - 10:02





------is too much to eat at once.

Save the pennies-----



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Save the pennies-----

Post by Stardust on Fri 27 May 2011 - 11:21

... because even the beggars don't want them these days!

Useful tip:
Place your saved pennies in a glass bottle up to half way and leave inside the front and/or back door of the house before going to bed. This will serve as an alarm to alert you if a burglar (or anyone else) opens the door, since the bottle will fall over and the pennies clattering inside will make such a noise that the intruder will flee without even crossing the threshold.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Fri 27 May 2011 - 11:35

----unless your hearing aid is in the bedside drawer!!!
-----to be twins.


Who dares----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Fri 27 May 2011 - 12:01

Feather wrote:----unless your hearing aid is in the bedside drawer!!!
Doesn't matter if you don't hear because the intruder will have such a shock he'll run away as fast as he can... unless you have the misfortune to get a second intruder on the same night (who'll find the door still open...).

Who dares----
... to threaten me at conkers obviously doesn't know I won the championship 5 times in a row!

Don't put all your eggs ...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Mon 30 May 2011 - 22:51


---------to the fertility clinic.




Fools rush in----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on Tue 31 May 2011 - 8:42

--- to marriage


If you can't beat 'em ----
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Tue 31 May 2011 - 9:09





---use a Hoover on your mats.

Uneasy is the head-----



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Post by Stardust on Tue 31 May 2011 - 10:08

Uneasy is the head-----
... on broken shoulders.

Patience is bitter ...



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Post by Feather on Tue 31 May 2011 - 20:34




Patience is bitter----

---cos she lost the competition.


It's not over till-----



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Post by Stardust on Wed 1 Jun 2011 - 9:06

It's not over till-----
... the Wombles sing the National Anthem.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 1 Jun 2011 - 9:26




-----you buy the bucket.

Good stuff comes----



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Post by Stardust on Wed 1 Jun 2011 - 11:40

Good stuff comes----
... cheap on Bob and Maggie's stall down the market.

The drowned man ...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 1 Jun 2011 - 15:52




The drowned man---

----'s last words were, "Glug! Glug!".

That's the way the cookie-----



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Post by Stardust on Mon 6 Jun 2011 - 11:00

That's the way the cookie-----
... got stuck in cyberspace.

Don't wash your dirty linen ...



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Post by Feather on Mon 6 Jun 2011 - 11:57





Don't wash your dirty linen-----

---- in the shower.


A nod's as good as a wink to-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Mon 6 Jun 2011 - 12:40

A nod's as good as a wink to-----
... the auctioneer.

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