Money is the root...
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Kitkat
Feather
6 posters
Silly Endings.
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°52
Re: Silly Endings.
Money is the root---
which nurtures the poisonous leaves of greed.
There's no smoke-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°53
There's no smoke...
... now the chimney's been demolished.
Time and tide...
Time and tide...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°54
Re: Silly Endings.
Time and tide--
were essential for the weekly wash.
Don't put the cart----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°55
Don't put the cart...
... in front of the garage or I won't be able to get my Bentley out.
Ne'er cast a clout...
Ne'er cast a clout...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°56
Re: Silly Endings.
Ne'er cast a clout----
---if you have only one.
Faint heart never won----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°57
Faint heart never won----
... the knobbly knees contest.
Give a dog a bad name...
Give a dog a bad name...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°58
Re: Silly Endings.
----and he won't come when called.
It's never too late to---
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°60
Re: Silly Endings.
Where there's a will----
---the vultures gather.
A big fish----
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°62
Re: Silly Endings.
----doesn't make a dancer.
You never miss the water till----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°63
You never miss the water till----
...the beer runs out.
Two heads are...
Two heads are...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°64
Re: Silly Endings.
---quite common on Titan.
He who pays the piper----
Kitkat
- Post n°65
Re: Silly Endings.
---- to keep quiet probably has a massive headache
A leopard cannot ----
A leopard cannot ----
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°66
Re: Silly Endings.
------eat a whole elephant.
The spirit is willing but------
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°67
The spirit is willing but------
... the off-license is closed.
What goes up ...
What goes up ...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°68
Re: Silly Endings.
----are prices in shops and my blood pressure.
Patience is a ----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°69
Patience is a ----
... game for those who can't stand losing to other people.
You pays your money...
You pays your money...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°70
Re: Silly Endings.
----and you still don't get a reading.
The way to a man's heart----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°71
The way to a man's heart----
... is flattery, flattery, flattery.
Sticks and stones...
Sticks and stones...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°72
Re: Silly Endings.
--are no more than tiny atoms.
I came, I saw,-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°73
I came, I saw,-----
... both Johnny Depp and George Clooney. Sigh...
Why keep a dog...
Why keep a dog...
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°75
Empty barrels...
Empty barrels ... means the pub landlord's made his fortune.
A penniless man ...
A penniless man ...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°76
Re: Silly Endings.
A penniless man---
may be a good lover!!!!
The dirt goes before---
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°77
The dirt goes before...
... I'll let you indoors with those muddy boots!
There's many a true word...
There's many a true word...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°78
Re: Silly Endings.
There's many a true word---
----that is never spoken.
A watched kettle-----
----that is never spoken.
A watched kettle-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°79
A watched kettle-----
... is better than counting sheep.
The willing horse ...
The willing horse ...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°80
Re: Silly Endings.
------can turn into a doormat.
We see through a veil-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°81
We see through a veil-----
... of volcanic ash from Iceland!
Fair exchange ...
Fair exchange ...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°82
Re: Silly Endings.
Fair exchange-----
--- is just wife swapping.
To be or not to be-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°83
To be or not to be-----
... and next week we'll progress to 4-letter words.
What cannot be helped...
What cannot be helped...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°84
Re: Silly Endings.
What cannot be helped----
----is the weather.
Don't cry---
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°85
Don't cry---
... it's been banned due to water restrictions.
Half a loaf...
Half a loaf...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°86
Re: Silly Endings.
------is too much to eat at once.
Save the pennies-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°87
Save the pennies-----
... because even the beggars don't want them these days!
Useful tip:
Place your saved pennies in a glass bottle up to half way and leave inside the front and/or back door of the house before going to bed. This will serve as an alarm to alert you if a burglar (or anyone else) opens the door, since the bottle will fall over and the pennies clattering inside will make such a noise that the intruder will flee without even crossing the threshold.
It takes two ...
Useful tip:
Place your saved pennies in a glass bottle up to half way and leave inside the front and/or back door of the house before going to bed. This will serve as an alarm to alert you if a burglar (or anyone else) opens the door, since the bottle will fall over and the pennies clattering inside will make such a noise that the intruder will flee without even crossing the threshold.
It takes two ...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°88
Re: Silly Endings.
----unless your hearing aid is in the bedside drawer!!!
-----to be twins.
Who dares----
-----to be twins.
Who dares----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°89
Re: Silly Endings.
Doesn't matter if you don't hear because the intruder will have such a shock he'll run away as fast as he can... unless you have the misfortune to get a second intruder on the same night (who'll find the door still open...).Feather wrote:----unless your hearing aid is in the bedside drawer!!!
Who dares----
... to threaten me at conkers obviously doesn't know I won the championship 5 times in a row!
Don't put all your eggs ...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°90
Re: Silly Endings.
---------to the fertility clinic.
Fools rush in----
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°92
Re: Silly Endings.
---use a Hoover on your mats.
Uneasy is the head-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
Uneasy is the head-----
... on broken shoulders.
Patience is bitter ...
... on broken shoulders.
Patience is bitter ...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°94
Re: Silly Endings.
Patience is bitter----
---cos she lost the competition.
It's not over till-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°95
Dig the well before you are thirsty
It's not over till-----
... the Wombles sing the National Anthem.
Dig the well before ...
... the Wombles sing the National Anthem.
Dig the well before ...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°96
Re: Silly Endings.
-----you buy the bucket.
Good stuff comes----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
Good stuff comes----
... cheap on Bob and Maggie's stall down the market.
The drowned man ...
... cheap on Bob and Maggie's stall down the market.
The drowned man ...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°98
Re: Silly Endings.
The drowned man---
----'s last words were, "Glug! Glug!".
That's the way the cookie-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°99
Don't wash your dirty linen in public
That's the way the cookie-----
... got stuck in cyberspace.
Don't wash your dirty linen ...
... got stuck in cyberspace.
Don't wash your dirty linen ...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°100
Re: Silly Endings.
Don't wash your dirty linen-----
---- in the shower.
A nod's as good as a wink to-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°101
Re: Silly Endings.
A nod's as good as a wink to-----
... the auctioneer.
Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. (André Gide)
Man cannot discover new oceans unless ...
... the auctioneer.
Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. (André Gide)
Man cannot discover new oceans unless ...