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Silly Endings.

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Beauty is only...

Post by Stardust on 12th May 2011, 11:39

... reflected in my mirror

Money is the root...
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 13th May 2011, 09:05



Money is the root---
which nurtures the poisonous leaves of greed.


There's no smoke-----



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There's no smoke...

Post by Stardust on 13th May 2011, 10:20

... now the chimney's been demolished.


Time and tide...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 13th May 2011, 10:36



Time and tide--

were essential for the weekly wash.


Don't put the cart----



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Don't put the cart...

Post by Stardust on 13th May 2011, 12:06

... in front of the garage or I won't be able to get my Bentley out.

Ne'er cast a clout...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 13th May 2011, 13:16




Ne'er cast a clout----

---if you have only one. giggle



Faint heart never won----



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Faint heart never won----

Post by Stardust on 13th May 2011, 15:02

... the knobbly knees contest.

Give a dog a bad name...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 14th May 2011, 11:40





----and he won't come when called.


It's never too late to---



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on 14th May 2011, 11:52

--- get up out of bed on a Saturday


Where there's a will ----
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 14th May 2011, 13:17




Where there's a will----

---the vultures gather.


A big fish----



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A big fish...

Post by Stardust on 16th May 2011, 08:27

... will choke the cat.

One good turn...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 16th May 2011, 09:22




----doesn't make a dancer.


You never miss the water till----



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You never miss the water till----

Post by Stardust on 16th May 2011, 10:00

...the beer runs out.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 16th May 2011, 10:27





---quite common on Titan.


He who pays the piper----



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Post by Kitkat on 16th May 2011, 12:41

---- to keep quiet probably has a massive headache


A leopard cannot ----
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Post by Feather on 16th May 2011, 23:06



------eat a whole elephant.



The spirit is willing but------



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The spirit is willing but------

Post by Stardust on 17th May 2011, 09:55

... the off-license is closed.

What goes up ...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 17th May 2011, 10:29




----are prices in shops and my blood pressure.

Patience is a ----



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Patience is a ----

Post by Stardust on 17th May 2011, 11:02

... game for those who can't stand losing to other people.

You pays your money...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 17th May 2011, 11:58





----and you still don't get a reading. shrug

The way to a man's heart----



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The way to a man's heart----

Post by Stardust on 17th May 2011, 13:43

... is flattery, flattery, flattery.

Sticks and stones...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 18th May 2011, 10:19




--are no more than tiny atoms.

I came, I saw,-----



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I came, I saw,-----

Post by Stardust on 18th May 2011, 10:51

... both Johnny Depp and George Clooney. Sigh...

Why keep a dog...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 23rd May 2011, 09:54




----if you prefer cats?

Empty barrels----



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Empty barrels...

Post by Stardust on 23rd May 2011, 10:58

Empty barrels ... means the pub landlord's made his fortune.

A penniless man ...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 23rd May 2011, 22:52




A penniless man---

may be a good lover!!!!


The dirt goes before---



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