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Feather
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    Silly Endings.


    Stardust

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    Post by Stardust Thu 12 May 2011, 11:39

    ... reflected in my mirror Silly Endings. - Page 2 40742102 Silly Endings. - Page 2 1074908227

    Money is the root...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Fri 13 May 2011, 09:05



    Money is the root---
    which nurtures the poisonous leaves of greed.


    There's no smoke-----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Fri 13 May 2011, 10:20

    ... now the chimney's been demolished.


    Time and tide...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Fri 13 May 2011, 10:36



    Time and tide--

    were essential for the weekly wash.


    Don't put the cart----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Fri 13 May 2011, 12:06

    ... in front of the garage or I won't be able to get my Bentley out.

    Ne'er cast a clout...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Fri 13 May 2011, 13:16




    Ne'er cast a clout----

    ---if you have only one. giggle



    Faint heart never won----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Fri 13 May 2011, 15:02

    ... the knobbly knees contest.

    Give a dog a bad name...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Sat 14 May 2011, 11:40





    ----and he won't come when called.


    It's never too late to---
    Kitkat
    Kitkat

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    Post by Kitkat Sat 14 May 2011, 11:52

    --- get up out of bed on a Saturday


    Where there's a will ----
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Sat 14 May 2011, 13:17




    Where there's a will----

    ---the vultures gather.


    A big fish----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Mon 16 May 2011, 08:27

    ... will choke the cat.

    One good turn...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Mon 16 May 2011, 09:22




    ----doesn't make a dancer.


    You never miss the water till----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Mon 16 May 2011, 10:00

    ...the beer runs out.

    Two heads are...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Mon 16 May 2011, 10:27





    ---quite common on Titan.


    He who pays the piper----
    Kitkat
    Kitkat

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    Post by Kitkat Mon 16 May 2011, 12:41

    ---- to keep quiet probably has a massive headache


    A leopard cannot ----
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Mon 16 May 2011, 23:06



    ------eat a whole elephant.



    The spirit is willing but------
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Tue 17 May 2011, 09:55

    ... the off-license is closed.

    What goes up ...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Tue 17 May 2011, 10:29




    ----are prices in shops and my blood pressure.

    Patience is a ----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Tue 17 May 2011, 11:02

    ... game for those who can't stand losing to other people.

    You pays your money...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Tue 17 May 2011, 11:58





    ----and you still don't get a reading. shrug

    The way to a man's heart----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Tue 17 May 2011, 13:43

    ... is flattery, flattery, flattery.

    Sticks and stones...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Wed 18 May 2011, 10:19




    --are no more than tiny atoms.

    I came, I saw,-----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Wed 18 May 2011, 10:51

    ... both Johnny Depp and George Clooney. Sigh...

    Why keep a dog...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Mon 23 May 2011, 09:54




    ----if you prefer cats?

    Empty barrels----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Mon 23 May 2011, 10:58

    Empty barrels ... means the pub landlord's made his fortune.

    A penniless man ...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Mon 23 May 2011, 22:52




    A penniless man---

    may be a good lover!!!!


    The dirt goes before---
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Tue 24 May 2011, 13:53

    ... I'll let you indoors with those muddy boots!

    There's many a true word...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Tue 24 May 2011, 21:51

    There's many a true word---


    ----that is never spoken.


    A watched kettle-----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Wed 25 May 2011, 10:15

    ... is better than counting sheep. Silly Endings. - Page 2 SmlSleeping

    The willing horse ...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Wed 25 May 2011, 10:48




    ------can turn into a doormat.

    We see through a veil-----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Wed 25 May 2011, 11:21

    ... of volcanic ash from Iceland!

    Fair exchange ...

    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Wed 25 May 2011, 21:36





    Fair exchange-----


    --- is just wife swapping.

    To be or not to be-----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Thu 26 May 2011, 08:33

    ... and next week we'll progress to 4-letter words. Silly Endings. - Page 2 4030250666 Silly Endings. - Page 2 40742102

    What cannot be helped...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Thu 26 May 2011, 09:20




    What cannot be helped----

    ----is the weather.


    Don't cry---
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Thu 26 May 2011, 10:22

    ... it's been banned due to water restrictions.

    Half a loaf...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Fri 27 May 2011, 10:02





    ------is too much to eat at once.

    Save the pennies-----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Fri 27 May 2011, 11:21

    ... because even the beggars don't want them these days!

    Useful tip:
    Place your saved pennies in a glass bottle up to half way and leave inside the front and/or back door of the house before going to bed. This will serve as an alarm to alert you if a burglar (or anyone else) opens the door, since the bottle will fall over and the pennies clattering inside will make such a noise that the intruder will flee without even crossing the threshold.

    It takes two ...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Fri 27 May 2011, 11:35

    ----unless your hearing aid is in the bedside drawer!!!
    -----to be twins.


    Who dares----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Fri 27 May 2011, 12:01

    Feather wrote:----unless your hearing aid is in the bedside drawer!!!
    Doesn't matter if you don't hear because the intruder will have such a shock he'll run away as fast as he can... unless you have the misfortune to get a second intruder on the same night (who'll find the door still open...).

    Who dares----
    ... to threaten me at conkers obviously doesn't know I won the championship 5 times in a row!

    Don't put all your eggs ...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Mon 30 May 2011, 22:51


    ---------to the fertility clinic.




    Fools rush in----
    Kitkat
    Kitkat

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    Post by Kitkat Tue 31 May 2011, 08:42

    --- to marriage


    If you can't beat 'em ----
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Tue 31 May 2011, 09:09





    ---use a Hoover on your mats.

    Uneasy is the head-----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Tue 31 May 2011, 10:08

    Uneasy is the head-----
    ... on broken shoulders.

    Patience is bitter ...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Tue 31 May 2011, 20:34




    Patience is bitter----

    ---cos she lost the competition.


    It's not over till-----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Wed 01 Jun 2011, 09:06

    It's not over till-----
    ... the Wombles sing the National Anthem.

    Dig the well before ...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Wed 01 Jun 2011, 09:26




    -----you buy the bucket.

    Good stuff comes----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Wed 01 Jun 2011, 11:40

    Good stuff comes----
    ... cheap on Bob and Maggie's stall down the market.

    The drowned man ...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Wed 01 Jun 2011, 15:52




    The drowned man---

    ----'s last words were, "Glug! Glug!".

    That's the way the cookie-----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Mon 06 Jun 2011, 11:00

    That's the way the cookie-----
    ... got stuck in cyberspace.

    Don't wash your dirty linen ...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Mon 06 Jun 2011, 11:57





    Don't wash your dirty linen-----

    ---- in the shower.


    A nod's as good as a wink to-----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Mon 06 Jun 2011, 12:40

    A nod's as good as a wink to-----
    ... the auctioneer.

    Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. (André Gide)

    Man cannot discover new oceans unless ...

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