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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Mon 06 Jun 2011, 12:40 pm

A nod's as good as a wink to-----
... the auctioneer.

Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. (André Gide)

Man cannot discover new oceans unless ...
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Mon 06 Jun 2011, 3:30 pm





----has a boat.

Time waits----


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Mon 06 Jun 2011, 3:45 pm

Time waits----
... and waits ...
... and waits ...
... still waiting!

A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.

A bit of fragrance clings ...


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Mon 13 Jun 2011, 1:12 pm




A bit of fragrance clings---
to me always!!! lololol


The good shepherd-----


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on Fri 17 Jun 2011, 1:33 pm

.

--- counts sheep to keep awake.


A bird in hand ------
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:16 pm

Been done earlier--

-----craps on the wrist.


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Sun 19 Jun 2011, 3:17 pm

----world know's you're up to something.


People who live in glass houses -------
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Sun 19 Jun 2011, 9:58 pm

That one's been done already but here's another ending---

---------------need tall ladders to clean the windows.



Set a thief to-----


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Set a thief to-----

Post by Stardust on Mon 27 Jun 2011, 11:34 am

Set a thief to-----

... steal that ugly ceramic fish your mother-in-law brought you back from Greece and finally get rid of it with a good excuse for it's disappearance. (Let's hope she doesn't buy you a replacement!).

Appropriately: A fool judges people by the presents they bring him.


A fool judges people by ...


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:36 pm



------the size of their bank balance.

Two steps forward and----


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Post by Stardust on Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:21 am

Two steps forward and----
... you just volunteered to do the dirty job nobody wants.

Don't throw pearls ...


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 06 Jul 2011, 9:18 am

Don't throw pearls----


------in a field. It will cofuse the rabbits!!! (colour change of poo)


What you sow-----


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Post by Stardust on Thu 07 Jul 2011, 2:36 pm

Feather wrote:Don't throw pearls----
------in a field. It will cofuse the rabbits!!! (colour change of poo)
Dunno about the rabbits, it's confused me!!!

What you sow-----
...will be a surprise cos I mixed up the seeds. Na na na na na!!!

What goes up...


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Thu 07 Jul 2011, 10:54 pm

What goes up---


-----is the cost of living.

There's many a slip-----


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:42 am

There's many a slip -----
... could be avoided with rubber-soled shoes.

Marry in haste...


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:59 pm

Marry in haste---

-----and your life you may waste.


Don't trouble Trouble till----


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Post by Stardust on Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:01 am

Don't trouble Trouble till----
... he's already in the door, then show him the way out.

Every flock ...


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:34 am



---wallpaper is old fashioned.

If you can't do the time----


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If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings

Post by Stardust on Tue 12 Jul 2011, 2:24 pm

If you can't do the time----
... don't watch the clock.

If every fool wore a crown ...


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Wed 27 Jul 2011, 1:13 pm

Bumping

If every fool wore a crown ...


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Jamboree on Sat 13 Aug 2011, 2:55 pm

Stardust wrote:If every fool wore a crown ...

There'd be a kingdom of right royal fools


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:36 am

Finders keepers----Losers are well rid!



Empty barrels----


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on Tue 27 Sep 2011, 6:48 pm

Feather wrote:Empty barrels----

--- and hangovers - sign of a good party the night before drunken



The harder they come ----




(okay - keep it clean, Feather) Neutral
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Tue 27 Sep 2011, 6:58 pm

The harder they come---

---the wimpier they go.


She's a sweetie with a soft centre.
He's a ----


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Post by Stardust on Wed 05 Oct 2011, 12:03 pm

Feather wrote:
She's a sweetie with a soft centre.
He's a ----
... nut with a hard shell.

Life is like a box of chocolates ...


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Thu 06 Oct 2011, 9:49 pm

Life is like a box of chocolates----

----when you start it, you think it will last forever but, before you know it, the best is all gone and you're left with what nobody wants.




When the red, red robin---


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There's many a true word spoken in jest

Post by Stardust on Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:23 am

When the red, red robin---
... married his one true love, he finally stopped blushing.

There's many a true word ...


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Jamboree on Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:47 pm

Stardust wrote:There's many a true word ...

........ twisted into a lie.



Breakfast like a king ......................................
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Post by Stardust on Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:38 am

Jamboree wrote:Breakfast like a king ...
... just don't forget the Alka Seltzer!

Barking dogs seldom ...


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:03 pm

Barking dogs seldom---
---please the neighbours.


Show me a man who truly loves and-----


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Sat 24 Jan 2015, 9:43 am

----I'll marry him tomorrow.


When push comes to shove---


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on Sat 24 Jan 2015, 2:29 pm

--- you know you've met the playground bully.


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Sat 24 Jan 2015, 4:23 pm

------get a bigger bat.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on Sat 24 Jan 2015, 4:48 pm

--- makes a dizzy blonde


Hey diddle diddle, the cat ---
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Sat 24 Jan 2015, 7:46 pm

...... did a piddle right in the middle of the mat surprised


You show me yours and I'll .......
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Sat 24 Jan 2015, 9:41 pm

----find something insulting to say about it.


I'm looking through rose coloured glasses but----------


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Sat 24 Jan 2015, 10:11 pm

.... Rose is blind as a bat without them

When a door closes another ....
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Post by Feather on Tue 27 Jan 2015, 9:05 am

-----------leads the way to perdition.

Come all ye faithful------


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Post by Jamboree on Fri 30 Jan 2015, 4:21 am

--- Don't mind the gap


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Fri 30 Jan 2015, 7:48 am

-----more babies.


Red sky at night----


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Post by Whiskers on Fri 30 Jan 2015, 1:44 pm

.....means your house is on fire! surprised



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Fri 30 Jan 2015, 4:04 pm

-----the bigger the hurt when you fall.


When the bough breaks----


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Sat 31 Jan 2015, 2:26 pm

... don't come crawling to me.


Cold hands ..........
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Post by Feather on Sat 31 Jan 2015, 2:58 pm

-----put you off intimacy.

Every dog has----


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Sun 01 Feb 2015, 5:46 pm

... a tail to tell.


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Post by Feather on Sun 01 Feb 2015, 8:44 pm

-----the colder at the top.

A watched kettle---


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Post by Whiskers on Sun 08 Feb 2015, 11:03 am

....won't tell the time no matter how long you watch it.


Rob Peter to pay ..........
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Post by Feather on Sun 08 Feb 2015, 11:36 am

----the electricity bill.


Go teach your grandmother to----


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Mon 09 Feb 2015, 12:48 pm

...use her new laptop.


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Post by Feather on Mon 09 Feb 2015, 1:10 pm

-----make a  duo.


Two heads are better than---


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Mon 09 Feb 2015, 8:13 pm

...one when you've got a headache.


Proof of the pudding is .............

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