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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 6th June 2011, 12:40

A nod's as good as a wink to-----
... the auctioneer.

Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. (André Gide)

Man cannot discover new oceans unless ...
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 6th June 2011, 15:30





----has a boat.

Time waits----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 6th June 2011, 15:45

Time waits----
... and waits ...
... and waits ...
... still waiting!

A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.

A bit of fragrance clings ...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 13th June 2011, 13:12




A bit of fragrance clings---
to me always!!! lololol


The good shepherd-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on 17th June 2011, 13:33

.

--- counts sheep to keep awake.


A bird in hand ------
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 17th June 2011, 14:16

Been done earlier--

-----craps on the wrist.


Smile and the ---



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on 19th June 2011, 15:17

----world know's you're up to something.


People who live in glass houses -------
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 19th June 2011, 21:58

That one's been done already but here's another ending---

---------------need tall ladders to clean the windows.



Set a thief to-----



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Set a thief to-----

Post by Stardust on 27th June 2011, 11:34

Set a thief to-----

... steal that ugly ceramic fish your mother-in-law brought you back from Greece and finally get rid of it with a good excuse for it's disappearance. (Let's hope she doesn't buy you a replacement!).

Appropriately: A fool judges people by the presents they bring him.


A fool judges people by ...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 27th June 2011, 22:36



------the size of their bank balance.

Two steps forward and----



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Don't throw pearls to swine

Post by Stardust on 28th June 2011, 09:21

Two steps forward and----
... you just volunteered to do the dirty job nobody wants.

Don't throw pearls ...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 6th July 2011, 09:18

Don't throw pearls----


------in a field. It will cofuse the rabbits!!! (colour change of poo)


What you sow-----



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What goes up must come down

Post by Stardust on 7th July 2011, 14:36

@Feather wrote:Don't throw pearls----
------in a field. It will cofuse the rabbits!!! (colour change of poo)
Dunno about the rabbits, it's confused me!!!

What you sow-----
...will be a surprise cos I mixed up the seeds. Na na na na na!!!

What goes up...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 7th July 2011, 22:54

What goes up---


-----is the cost of living.

There's many a slip-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 11th July 2011, 09:42

There's many a slip -----
... could be avoided with rubber-soled shoes.

Marry in haste...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 11th July 2011, 12:59

Marry in haste---

-----and your life you may waste.


Don't trouble Trouble till----



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Every flock has its black sheep

Post by Stardust on 12th July 2011, 09:01

Don't trouble Trouble till----
... he's already in the door, then show him the way out.

Every flock ...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 12th July 2011, 09:34



---wallpaper is old fashioned.

If you can't do the time----



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If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings

Post by Stardust on 12th July 2011, 14:24

If you can't do the time----
... don't watch the clock.

If every fool wore a crown ...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 27th July 2011, 13:13

Bumping

If every fool wore a crown ...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Jamboree on 13th August 2011, 14:55

@Stardust wrote:If every fool wore a crown ...

There'd be a kingdom of right royal fools


Finders keepers, losers .............
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 27th September 2011, 10:36

Finders keepers----Losers are well rid!



Empty barrels----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on 27th September 2011, 18:48

@Feather wrote:Empty barrels----

--- and hangovers - sign of a good party the night before drunken



The harder they come ----




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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 27th September 2011, 18:58

The harder they come---

---the wimpier they go.


She's a sweetie with a soft centre.
He's a ----



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Sugar and spice and all things nice

Post by Stardust on 5th October 2011, 12:03

@Feather wrote:
She's a sweetie with a soft centre.
He's a ----
... nut with a hard shell.

Life is like a box of chocolates ...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 6th October 2011, 21:49

Life is like a box of chocolates----

----when you start it, you think it will last forever but, before you know it, the best is all gone and you're left with what nobody wants.




When the red, red robin---



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