Live and let ------------
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Kitkat
Feather
6 posters
Silly Endings.
Kitkat
- Post n°501
Re: Silly Endings.
--- those who have overdone it the night before, comes this morning's breakfast! (sorry ...)
Live and let ------------
Live and let ------------
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°504
Re: Silly Endings.
Come on, folks. This is too good a topic to neglect.
----and stop arguing.
When the truth be known-----
----and stop arguing.
When the truth be known-----
Whiskers
- Post n°505
Re: Silly Endings.
Feather wrote:Come on, folks. This is too good a topic to neglect.
----and stop arguing.
When the truth be known-----
Who's arguing? What have I missed?
I have been quiet for a while here because the last one had me stumped.I just couldnt think of anything.
When the truth be known-------
--- Pinnochio will sleep soundly.
Be there or be ---------
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°506
Re: Silly Endings.
----elsewhere.
Nobody is arguing.That was the ending I chose for the last post.
If you don't know the answer-----
Nobody is arguing.That was the ending I chose for the last post.
If you don't know the answer-----
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°508
Re: Silly Endings.
----makes money for the fruiterer.
When the penny drops---
When the penny drops---
Whiskers
- Post n°509
Re: Silly Endings.
When the penny drops---
pick it up! (Save the pennies and the pounds will look afer themselves)
Short cuts make ----------
pick it up! (Save the pennies and the pounds will look afer themselves)
Short cuts make ----------
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°513
Re: Silly Endings.
-----never looks clean.
Forget the dirty dishes and ---
Forget the dirty dishes and ---
Kitkat
- Post n°514
Re: Silly Endings.
--- get a dishwasher!
The higher the mountain, the ----------------
The higher the mountain, the ----------------
Whiskers
- Post n°518
Re: Silly Endings.
--- play hide 'n' seek in cardboard boxes.
You take the high road and I'll -------
You take the high road and I'll -------
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°519
Re: Silly Endings.
---catch you when you fall.
Beware the Bichon Frise. It will steal your-----
Beware the Bichon Frise. It will steal your-----
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°521
Re: Silly Endings.
----fits into a size 10.
Where there's smoke----
Where there's smoke----
Whiskers
- Post n°522
Re: Silly Endings.
---- we non smokers prefer to stay away.
An apple a day -----------
An apple a day -----------
Kitkat
- Post n°524
Re: Silly Endings.
--- you're in the mood, cos you've got better things to be getting on with in life!
A bird in the hand is ------------
A bird in the hand is ------------
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°526
Re: Silly Endings.
---is on the end of your wrist!!
Don't open a parcel unless----
Don't open a parcel unless----
Whiskers
- Post n°527
Re: Silly Endings.
--- you know who the sender is.
You can lead a horse to water but ---------
You can lead a horse to water but ---------
Jamboree
- Post n°528
Re: Silly Endings.
..... will he follow?
I have nothing to declare but ..................
I have nothing to declare but ..................
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°529
Re: Silly Endings.
----my love!!
Half a pound of tuppenny rice----
Half a pound of tuppenny rice----
Whiskers
- Post n°530
Re: Silly Endings.
--- is better than a pound of tripe.
If at first you dont succeed ------------
If at first you dont succeed ------------
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°533
Re: Silly Endings.
-----blue sky above it.
Daisy, Daisy, give me-----
Daisy, Daisy, give me-----
Whiskers
- Post n°534
Re: Silly Endings.
--- a leaf out of your book.
Whats good for the goose is ------------
Whats good for the goose is ------------
Kitkat
- Post n°536
Re: Silly Endings.
Jamboree
- Post n°537
Re: Silly Endings.
.... add some tequila/vodka/rum, bit of salt and you've got a nice refreshing margarita cocktail.
He who laughs last ............................
He who laughs last ............................
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°538
Re: Silly Endings.
-----has just got the joke.
Highlanders wear a sporran to----
Highlanders wear a sporran to----
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°540
Re: Silly Endings.
---closes the wound.
Scrape the bottom of the barrel and----
Scrape the bottom of the barrel and----
Whiskers
- Post n°541
Re: Silly Endings.
---- find your missing false teeth.
Dont sit under the apple tree with ---------
Dont sit under the apple tree with ---------
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°542
Re: Silly Endings.
------an expectation of oranges.
When you're in the pink----
When you're in the pink----
Whiskers
- Post n°543
Re: Silly Endings.
--- gin mood, you got something to celebrate.
People who live in glass houses should never ---------
People who live in glass houses should never ---------
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°544
Re: Silly Endings.
----walk around in the nude.
If you toss a coin----
If you toss a coin----
Kitkat
- Post n°545
Re: Silly Endings.
Surely, Whiskers must have meant pink champagne rather than pink gin there. ?
Gin is supposed to be more of a depressant, not a celebrator. It's been proven:
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2017/11/21/gin-really-does-make-tearful-beer-wine-scientists-show/
Many hands make ---------------------
Gin is supposed to be more of a depressant, not a celebrator. It's been proven:
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2017/11/21/gin-really-does-make-tearful-beer-wine-scientists-show/
https://babe.net/2016/09/27/alcohol-psychologist-tells-us-gin-makes-cry-985'Spirits like gin make you more tearful and sad than other tipples'
by Sarah Knapton, Science Editor
21 November 2017
Drinkers have long blamed gin for inducing tears and sadness, but a new study suggests that the urban myth may actually have some foundation.
--- into the fountain every day, you'll end up broke.If you toss a coin----
Many hands make ---------------------
Jamboree
- Post n°546
Re: Silly Endings.
.... a show of votes, but it's the feet that do the talking.
A nod is as good as .....................
A nod is as good as .....................
Whiskers
- Post n°548
Re: Silly Endings.
---in the horse's stable before the hay has been unloaded.
The heart is willing but the flesh is --------
The heart is willing but the flesh is --------
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°549
Re: Silly Endings.
----thinks for itself.
A promise made in haste---
A promise made in haste---
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°551
Re: Silly Endings.
-----peed on my fiddle.
Little boy blue, come-----
Little boy blue, come-----