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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 02 Nov 2016, 12:26 pm

-----washed up the plate.

Maid Marion said to Robin---
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Wed 02 Nov 2016, 5:12 pm

Maid Marion said to Robin---

...watch where you're putting that arrow! *****

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 02 Nov 2016, 5:52 pm

-----the result of the weekend's frivolity.

Instead of becoming a butterfly, the creature turned into---


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Wed 02 Nov 2016, 8:07 pm

Instead of becoming a butterfly, the creature turned into---

...Mornington Crescent.


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 02 Nov 2016, 8:59 pm

------the genie gave him a black eye.

When you can't see the wood for the trees----


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Wed 02 Nov 2016, 9:12 pm

When you can't see the wood for the trees---
...remember to sow pebbles along the way.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 02 Nov 2016, 10:11 pm

------false sense of modesty.

In your Easter bonnet----


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Thu 03 Nov 2016, 7:35 am

In your Easter bonnet---
...a little mouse has made a nest.


This little piggy went to...


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Thu 03 Nov 2016, 3:24 pm

-----Paris for Christmas.

What goes around----


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Thu 03 Nov 2016, 5:02 pm

What goes around---
...never gets anywhere.

If you meet a tall dark stranger...


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Thu 03 Nov 2016, 5:15 pm

-----cry,  because it won't be Elvis.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Fri 04 Nov 2016, 4:17 pm

Love me, love my---
...Chica boum, Chica boum.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Fri 04 Nov 2016, 4:29 pm

------the hens panic!!

Good stuff comes in----


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Fri 04 Nov 2016, 7:25 pm

Good stuff comes in---

...the front door while bad stuff creeps out the back.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Fri 04 Nov 2016, 9:57 pm

------farmer is willing!!

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Sat 05 Nov 2016, 8:13 am

Half a pound of tuppeny rice, half a pound of---

...gritty bits.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Sun 13 Nov 2016, 9:58 pm

----worship the sun.

Have a drink on----


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Mon 14 Nov 2016, 10:37 am

Have a drink on---

... top of what you've already had, then you'd better make sure it's cocoa.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Mon 14 Nov 2016, 1:07 pm

----the gulls overeat.

After the ball is over-----


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Mon 14 Nov 2016, 4:51 pm

After the ball is over---
... the fence, the neighbour won't give it back. crybaby

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Mon 14 Nov 2016, 5:24 pm

-----I'm happy.

The dentist smiled but---


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Mon 14 Nov 2016, 5:53 pm

The dentist smiled but---

... his false teeth fell out!

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Mon 14 Nov 2016, 9:45 pm

Ha Ha Ha.

-----don't trip over the nearby broomstick.

Don't sit under the apple tree----


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Tue 15 Nov 2016, 8:21 am

Don't sit under the apple tree---

... that's where the birds roost.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Tue 15 Nov 2016, 9:42 am

------a salad for one.

Teach your Granny to----


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by lar-lar on Thu 17 Nov 2016, 2:01 pm

.... look after her fanny  :thumb:


I believe in a thing called....
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Thu 17 Nov 2016, 6:16 pm

-----astronomy.

Henry V111th thought a lot about----


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Thu 17 Nov 2016, 7:00 pm

Henry V111th thought a lot about---

... Roman numerals   (trying to work out which Henry he was)

Of course he also thought a lot about his next wife.


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Thu 17 Nov 2016, 9:35 pm

-----someone will get to it before you.

I don't trust my lawyer because-----


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Fri 18 Nov 2016, 9:01 pm

I don't trust my lawyer because---

... he has a spotty nose.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Fri 18 Nov 2016, 9:38 pm

----kick him with the other one.

The best medicine is----


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Jamboree on Sun 04 Dec 2016, 10:16 pm

---a fine single malt whisky! :thumb:

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Post by Feather on Sun 04 Dec 2016, 10:27 pm

-----you can't break out.

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Post by Jamboree on Sun 04 Dec 2016, 10:33 pm

---you know he's just seen his dentist's bill

A stitch in time ------
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Post by Feather on Mon 05 Dec 2016, 11:05 am

-----saves you from bleeding out.


If you burst the bubble-----


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Mon 05 Dec 2016, 7:00 pm

If you burst the bubble---
...the gum will stick to your face.

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Post by Feather on Mon 05 Dec 2016, 9:47 pm

------don't trust the chairs either.


It's time for bed when-----


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on Mon 05 Dec 2016, 10:00 pm

--- their eyes meet.

You cannot beat a good ---
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Tue 06 Dec 2016, 9:50 am

----slap in the face to quell hysterics.

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Post by Kitkat on Tue 06 Dec 2016, 4:26 pm

--- a rare and precious thing.

When the sun hits the yardstick -----
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Tue 06 Dec 2016, 10:11 pm

------roll over and dream.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Wed 07 Dec 2016, 11:48 am

---the flies will get in.

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Post by Feather on Wed 07 Dec 2016, 12:05 pm

-----are cursing Jesus.

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Post by Whiskers on Wed 07 Dec 2016, 12:49 pm

---you will get goosebumps all the way.

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Post by Feather on Wed 07 Dec 2016, 1:05 pm

-----spy on the valley below.


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Post by Kitkat on Wed 07 Dec 2016, 1:22 pm

Feather wrote:Ten green bottles-----
on St Paddy's Day
Made one green reveller
Dance and sing and play.


The higher the mountain ------
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Post by Feather on Wed 07 Dec 2016, 2:26 pm

-----the colder your toes.

Christmas is not-----


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Post by Jamboree on Fri 09 Dec 2016, 2:11 am

--- the same without the sprouts.

If the cap fits ---
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Fri 09 Dec 2016, 9:31 am

-----your head's too big.

In the year 2050-----


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Fri 09 Dec 2016, 8:04 pm

In the year 2050---

...We'll still be dreaming of a better world.


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Post by Feather on Fri 09 Dec 2016, 9:19 pm

------look for a dream lover.


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