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    Silly Endings.


    Feather

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    Post by Feather Wed 02 Nov 2016, 12:26

    -----washed up the plate.

    Maid Marion said to Robin---
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Wed 02 Nov 2016, 17:12

    Maid Marion said to Robin---

    ...watch where you're putting that arrow! *****

    Monday's child is...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Wed 02 Nov 2016, 17:52

    -----the result of the weekend's frivolity.

    Instead of becoming a butterfly, the creature turned into---
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Wed 02 Nov 2016, 20:07

    Instead of becoming a butterfly, the creature turned into---

    ...Mornington Crescent.


    Aladdin dropped his magic lamp and...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Wed 02 Nov 2016, 20:59

    ------the genie gave him a black eye.

    When you can't see the wood for the trees----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Wed 02 Nov 2016, 21:12

    When you can't see the wood for the trees---
    ...remember to sow pebbles along the way.

    Don't hide your light under a...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Wed 02 Nov 2016, 22:11

    ------false sense of modesty.

    In your Easter bonnet----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Thu 03 Nov 2016, 07:35

    In your Easter bonnet---
    ...a little mouse has made a nest.


    This little piggy went to...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Thu 03 Nov 2016, 15:24

    -----Paris for Christmas.

    What goes around----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Thu 03 Nov 2016, 17:02

    What goes around---
    ...never gets anywhere.

    If you meet a tall dark stranger...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Thu 03 Nov 2016, 17:15

    -----cry,  because it won't be Elvis.

    Love me, love my----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Fri 04 Nov 2016, 16:17

    Love me, love my---
    ...Chica boum, Chica boum.

    When the cock crows...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Fri 04 Nov 2016, 16:29

    ------the hens panic!!

    Good stuff comes in----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Fri 04 Nov 2016, 19:25

    Good stuff comes in---

    ...the front door while bad stuff creeps out the back.

    Make hay while the...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Fri 04 Nov 2016, 21:57

    ------farmer is willing!!

    Half a pound of tuppeny rice,half a pound of----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Sat 05 Nov 2016, 08:13

    Half a pound of tuppeny rice, half a pound of---

    ...gritty bits.

    giggle

    Sing to the Moon and...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Sun 13 Nov 2016, 21:58

    ----worship the sun.

    Have a drink on----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Mon 14 Nov 2016, 10:37

    Have a drink on---

    ... top of what you've already had, then you'd better make sure it's cocoa.

    When the sardines follow the trawler...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Mon 14 Nov 2016, 13:07

    ----the gulls overeat.

    After the ball is over-----
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    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Mon 14 Nov 2016, 16:51

    After the ball is over---
    ... the fence, the neighbour won't give it back. crybaby

    If the cat purrs...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Mon 14 Nov 2016, 17:24

    -----I'm happy.

    The dentist smiled but---
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Mon 14 Nov 2016, 17:53

    The dentist smiled but---

    ... his false teeth fell out!

    If a black cat crosses your path...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Mon 14 Nov 2016, 21:45

    Ha Ha Ha.

    -----don't trip over the nearby broomstick.

    Don't sit under the apple tree----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Tue 15 Nov 2016, 08:21

    Don't sit under the apple tree---

    ... that's where the birds roost.

    Don't put all your eggs in...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Tue 15 Nov 2016, 09:42

    ------a salad for one.

    Teach your Granny to----
    lar-lar
    lar-lar

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    Post by lar-lar Thu 17 Nov 2016, 14:01

    .... look after her fanny  :thumb:


    I believe in a thing called....
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Thu 17 Nov 2016, 18:16

    -----astronomy.

    Henry V111th thought a lot about----
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    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Thu 17 Nov 2016, 19:00

    Henry V111th thought a lot about---

    ... Roman numerals   (trying to work out which Henry he was)

    Of course he also thought a lot about his next wife.


    If you see a £50 note lying in the street...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Thu 17 Nov 2016, 21:35

    -----someone will get to it before you.

    I don't trust my lawyer because-----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Fri 18 Nov 2016, 21:01

    I don't trust my lawyer because---

    ... he has a spotty nose.

    If somebody steps hard on your foot...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Fri 18 Nov 2016, 21:38

    ----kick him with the other one.

    The best medicine is----
    Jamboree
    Jamboree

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    Post by Jamboree Sun 04 Dec 2016, 22:16

    ---a fine single malt whisky! :thumb:

    If you're not in you can't -----
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Sun 04 Dec 2016, 22:27

    -----you can't break out.

    When you see crocodile tears----
    Jamboree
    Jamboree

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    Post by Jamboree Sun 04 Dec 2016, 22:33

    ---you know he's just seen his dentist's bill

    A stitch in time ------
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Mon 05 Dec 2016, 11:05

    -----saves you from bleeding out.


    If you burst the bubble-----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Mon 05 Dec 2016, 19:00

    If you burst the bubble---
    ...the gum will stick to your face.

    If your table has a wonky leg...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Mon 05 Dec 2016, 21:47

    ------don't trust the chairs either.


    It's time for bed when-----
    Kitkat
    Kitkat

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    Post by Kitkat Mon 05 Dec 2016, 22:00

    --- their eyes meet.

    You cannot beat a good ---
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Tue 06 Dec 2016, 09:50

    ----slap in the face to quell hysterics.

    True friendship is----
    Kitkat
    Kitkat

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    Post by Kitkat Tue 06 Dec 2016, 16:26

    --- a rare and precious thing.

    When the sun hits the yardstick -----
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Tue 06 Dec 2016, 22:11

    ------roll over and dream.

    If you can't keep your mouth shut------
    Whiskers
    Whiskers

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    Post by Whiskers Wed 07 Dec 2016, 11:48

    ---the flies will get in.

    Christmas is coming and the geese-----
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Wed 07 Dec 2016, 12:05

    -----are cursing Jesus.

    If you ride on the back of a snowgoose------
    Whiskers
    Whiskers

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    Post by Whiskers Wed 07 Dec 2016, 12:49

    ---you will get goosebumps all the way.

    Jack and Jill went up the hill to-------
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Wed 07 Dec 2016, 13:05

    -----spy on the valley below.


    Ten green bottles-----
    Kitkat
    Kitkat

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    Post by Kitkat Wed 07 Dec 2016, 13:22

    Feather wrote:Ten green bottles-----
    on St Paddy's Day
    Made one green reveller
    Dance and sing and play.


    The higher the mountain ------
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Wed 07 Dec 2016, 14:26

    -----the colder your toes.

    Christmas is not-----
    Jamboree
    Jamboree

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    Post by Jamboree Fri 09 Dec 2016, 02:11

    --- the same without the sprouts.

    If the cap fits ---
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Fri 09 Dec 2016, 09:31

    -----your head's too big.

    In the year 2050-----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Fri 09 Dec 2016, 20:04

    In the year 2050---

    ...We'll still be dreaming of a better world.


    If you're sleepless in Seattle...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Fri 09 Dec 2016, 21:19

    ------look for a dream lover.


    If Santa comes down your chimney------

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