Maid Marion said to Robin---
+2
Kitkat
Feather
6 posters
Silly Endings.
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°202
Re: Silly Endings.
Maid Marion said to Robin---
...watch where you're putting that arrow! *****
Monday's child is...
...watch where you're putting that arrow! *****
Monday's child is...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°203
Re: Silly Endings.
-----the result of the weekend's frivolity.
Instead of becoming a butterfly, the creature turned into---
Instead of becoming a butterfly, the creature turned into---
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°204
Re: Silly Endings.
Instead of becoming a butterfly, the creature turned into---
...Mornington Crescent.
Aladdin dropped his magic lamp and...
...Mornington Crescent.
Aladdin dropped his magic lamp and...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°205
Re: Silly Endings.
------the genie gave him a black eye.
When you can't see the wood for the trees----
When you can't see the wood for the trees----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°206
Re: Silly Endings.
When you can't see the wood for the trees---
...remember to sow pebbles along the way.
Don't hide your light under a...
...remember to sow pebbles along the way.
Don't hide your light under a...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°207
Re: Silly Endings.
------false sense of modesty.
In your Easter bonnet----
In your Easter bonnet----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°208
Re: Silly Endings.
In your Easter bonnet---
...a little mouse has made a nest.
This little piggy went to...
...a little mouse has made a nest.
This little piggy went to...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°209
Re: Silly Endings.
-----Paris for Christmas.
What goes around----
What goes around----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°210
Re: Silly Endings.
What goes around---
...never gets anywhere.
If you meet a tall dark stranger...
...never gets anywhere.
If you meet a tall dark stranger...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°211
Re: Silly Endings.
-----cry, because it won't be Elvis.
Love me, love my----
Love me, love my----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°212
Re: Silly Endings.
Love me, love my---
...Chica boum, Chica boum.
When the cock crows...
...Chica boum, Chica boum.
When the cock crows...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°213
Re: Silly Endings.
------the hens panic!!
Good stuff comes in----
Good stuff comes in----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°214
Re: Silly Endings.
Good stuff comes in---
...the front door while bad stuff creeps out the back.
Make hay while the...
...the front door while bad stuff creeps out the back.
Make hay while the...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°215
Re: Silly Endings.
------farmer is willing!!
Half a pound of tuppeny rice,half a pound of----
Half a pound of tuppeny rice,half a pound of----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°216
Re: Silly Endings.
Half a pound of tuppeny rice, half a pound of---
...gritty bits.
Sing to the Moon and...
...gritty bits.
Sing to the Moon and...
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°218
Re: Silly Endings.
Have a drink on---
... top of what you've already had, then you'd better make sure it's cocoa.
When the sardines follow the trawler...
... top of what you've already had, then you'd better make sure it's cocoa.
When the sardines follow the trawler...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°219
Re: Silly Endings.
----the gulls overeat.
After the ball is over-----
After the ball is over-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°220
Re: Silly Endings.
After the ball is over---
... the fence, the neighbour won't give it back.
If the cat purrs...
... the fence, the neighbour won't give it back.
If the cat purrs...
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°222
Re: Silly Endings.
The dentist smiled but---
... his false teeth fell out!
If a black cat crosses your path...
... his false teeth fell out!
If a black cat crosses your path...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°223
Re: Silly Endings.
Ha Ha Ha.
-----don't trip over the nearby broomstick.
Don't sit under the apple tree----
-----don't trip over the nearby broomstick.
Don't sit under the apple tree----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°224
Re: Silly Endings.
Don't sit under the apple tree---
... that's where the birds roost.
Don't put all your eggs in...
... that's where the birds roost.
Don't put all your eggs in...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°225
Re: Silly Endings.
------a salad for one.
Teach your Granny to----
Teach your Granny to----
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°227
Re: Silly Endings.
-----astronomy.
Henry V111th thought a lot about----
Henry V111th thought a lot about----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°228
Re: Silly Endings.
Henry V111th thought a lot about---
... Roman numerals (trying to work out which Henry he was)
Of course he also thought a lot about his next wife.
If you see a £50 note lying in the street...
... Roman numerals (trying to work out which Henry he was)
Of course he also thought a lot about his next wife.
If you see a £50 note lying in the street...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°229
Re: Silly Endings.
-----someone will get to it before you.
I don't trust my lawyer because-----
I don't trust my lawyer because-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°230
Re: Silly Endings.
I don't trust my lawyer because---
... he has a spotty nose.
If somebody steps hard on your foot...
... he has a spotty nose.
If somebody steps hard on your foot...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°231
Re: Silly Endings.
----kick him with the other one.
The best medicine is----
The best medicine is----
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°233
Re: Silly Endings.
-----you can't break out.
When you see crocodile tears----
When you see crocodile tears----
Jamboree
- Post n°234
Re: Silly Endings.
---you know he's just seen his dentist's bill
A stitch in time ------
A stitch in time ------
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°235
Re: Silly Endings.
-----saves you from bleeding out.
If you burst the bubble-----
If you burst the bubble-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°236
Re: Silly Endings.
If you burst the bubble---
...the gum will stick to your face.
If your table has a wonky leg...
...the gum will stick to your face.
If your table has a wonky leg...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°237
Re: Silly Endings.
------don't trust the chairs either.
It's time for bed when-----
It's time for bed when-----
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°239
Re: Silly Endings.
----slap in the face to quell hysterics.
True friendship is----
True friendship is----
Kitkat
- Post n°240
Re: Silly Endings.
--- a rare and precious thing.
When the sun hits the yardstick -----
When the sun hits the yardstick -----
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°241
Re: Silly Endings.
------roll over and dream.
If you can't keep your mouth shut------
If you can't keep your mouth shut------
Whiskers
- Post n°242
Re: Silly Endings.
---the flies will get in.
Christmas is coming and the geese-----
Christmas is coming and the geese-----
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°243
Re: Silly Endings.
-----are cursing Jesus.
If you ride on the back of a snowgoose------
If you ride on the back of a snowgoose------
Whiskers
- Post n°244
Re: Silly Endings.
---you will get goosebumps all the way.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to-------
Jack and Jill went up the hill to-------
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°245
Re: Silly Endings.
-----spy on the valley below.
Ten green bottles-----
Ten green bottles-----
Kitkat
- Post n°246
Re: Silly Endings.
on St Paddy's DayFeather wrote:Ten green bottles-----
Made one green reveller
Dance and sing and play.
The higher the mountain ------
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°247
Re: Silly Endings.
-----the colder your toes.
Christmas is not-----
Christmas is not-----
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°249
Re: Silly Endings.
-----your head's too big.
In the year 2050-----
In the year 2050-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°250
Re: Silly Endings.
In the year 2050---
...We'll still be dreaming of a better world.
If you're sleepless in Seattle...
...We'll still be dreaming of a better world.
If you're sleepless in Seattle...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°251
Re: Silly Endings.
------look for a dream lover.
If Santa comes down your chimney------
If Santa comes down your chimney------