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Silly Endings.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 2nd November 2016, 12:26

-----washed up the plate.

Maid Marion said to Robin---
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 2nd November 2016, 17:12

Maid Marion said to Robin---

...watch where you're putting that arrow! *****

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Post by Feather on 2nd November 2016, 17:52

-----the result of the weekend's frivolity.

Instead of becoming a butterfly, the creature turned into---



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 2nd November 2016, 20:07

Instead of becoming a butterfly, the creature turned into---

...Mornington Crescent.


Aladdin dropped his magic lamp and...



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Post by Feather on 2nd November 2016, 20:59

------the genie gave him a black eye.

When you can't see the wood for the trees----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 2nd November 2016, 21:12

When you can't see the wood for the trees---
...remember to sow pebbles along the way.

Don't hide your light under a...



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Post by Feather on 2nd November 2016, 22:11

------false sense of modesty.

In your Easter bonnet----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 3rd November 2016, 07:35

In your Easter bonnet---
...a little mouse has made a nest.


This little piggy went to...



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Post by Feather on 3rd November 2016, 15:24

-----Paris for Christmas.

What goes around----



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Post by Stardust on 3rd November 2016, 17:02

What goes around---
...never gets anywhere.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 3rd November 2016, 17:15

-----cry,  because it won't be Elvis.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 4th November 2016, 16:17

Love me, love my---
...Chica boum, Chica boum.

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Post by Feather on 4th November 2016, 16:29

------the hens panic!!

Good stuff comes in----



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Post by Stardust on 4th November 2016, 19:25

Good stuff comes in---

...the front door while bad stuff creeps out the back.

Make hay while the...



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Post by Feather on 4th November 2016, 21:57

------farmer is willing!!

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Post by Stardust on 5th November 2016, 08:13

Half a pound of tuppeny rice, half a pound of---

...gritty bits.

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Sing to the Moon and...



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Post by Feather on 13th November 2016, 21:58

----worship the sun.

Have a drink on----



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Post by Stardust on 14th November 2016, 10:37

Have a drink on---

... top of what you've already had, then you'd better make sure it's cocoa.

When the sardines follow the trawler...



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Post by Feather on 14th November 2016, 13:07

----the gulls overeat.

After the ball is over-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 14th November 2016, 16:51

After the ball is over---
... the fence, the neighbour won't give it back. crybaby

If the cat purrs...



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Post by Feather on 14th November 2016, 17:24

-----I'm happy.

The dentist smiled but---



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Post by Stardust on 14th November 2016, 17:53

The dentist smiled but---

... his false teeth fell out!

If a black cat crosses your path...



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Post by Feather on 14th November 2016, 21:45

Ha Ha Ha.

-----don't trip over the nearby broomstick.

Don't sit under the apple tree----



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Post by Stardust on 15th November 2016, 08:21

Don't sit under the apple tree---

... that's where the birds roost.

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Post by Feather on 15th November 2016, 09:42

------a salad for one.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by lar-lar on 17th November 2016, 14:01

.... look after her fanny  :thumb:


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