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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 2 Nov 2016 - 12:26

-----washed up the plate.

Maid Marion said to Robin---
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Wed 2 Nov 2016 - 17:12

Maid Marion said to Robin---

...watch where you're putting that arrow! *****

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 2 Nov 2016 - 17:52

-----the result of the weekend's frivolity.

Instead of becoming a butterfly, the creature turned into---



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Wed 2 Nov 2016 - 20:07

Instead of becoming a butterfly, the creature turned into---

...Mornington Crescent.


Aladdin dropped his magic lamp and...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 2 Nov 2016 - 20:59

------the genie gave him a black eye.

When you can't see the wood for the trees----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Wed 2 Nov 2016 - 21:12

When you can't see the wood for the trees---
...remember to sow pebbles along the way.

Don't hide your light under a...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 2 Nov 2016 - 22:11

------false sense of modesty.

In your Easter bonnet----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Thu 3 Nov 2016 - 7:35

In your Easter bonnet---
...a little mouse has made a nest.


This little piggy went to...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Thu 3 Nov 2016 - 15:24

-----Paris for Christmas.

What goes around----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Thu 3 Nov 2016 - 17:02

What goes around---
...never gets anywhere.

If you meet a tall dark stranger...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Thu 3 Nov 2016 - 17:15

-----cry,  because it won't be Elvis.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Fri 4 Nov 2016 - 16:17

Love me, love my---
...Chica boum, Chica boum.

When the cock crows...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Fri 4 Nov 2016 - 16:29

------the hens panic!!

Good stuff comes in----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Fri 4 Nov 2016 - 19:25

Good stuff comes in---

...the front door while bad stuff creeps out the back.

Make hay while the...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Fri 4 Nov 2016 - 21:57

------farmer is willing!!

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Sat 5 Nov 2016 - 8:13

Half a pound of tuppeny rice, half a pound of---

...gritty bits.

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Sing to the Moon and...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Sun 13 Nov 2016 - 21:58

----worship the sun.

Have a drink on----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Mon 14 Nov 2016 - 10:37

Have a drink on---

... top of what you've already had, then you'd better make sure it's cocoa.

When the sardines follow the trawler...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Mon 14 Nov 2016 - 13:07

----the gulls overeat.

After the ball is over-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Mon 14 Nov 2016 - 16:51

After the ball is over---
... the fence, the neighbour won't give it back. crybaby

If the cat purrs...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Mon 14 Nov 2016 - 17:24

-----I'm happy.

The dentist smiled but---



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Mon 14 Nov 2016 - 17:53

The dentist smiled but---

... his false teeth fell out!

If a black cat crosses your path...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Mon 14 Nov 2016 - 21:45

Ha Ha Ha.

-----don't trip over the nearby broomstick.

Don't sit under the apple tree----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Tue 15 Nov 2016 - 8:21

Don't sit under the apple tree---

... that's where the birds roost.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Tue 15 Nov 2016 - 9:42

------a salad for one.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by lar-lar on Thu 17 Nov 2016 - 14:01

.... look after her fanny  :thumb:


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Thu 17 Nov 2016 - 18:16

-----astronomy.

Henry V111th thought a lot about----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Thu 17 Nov 2016 - 19:00

Henry V111th thought a lot about---

... Roman numerals   (trying to work out which Henry he was)

Of course he also thought a lot about his next wife.


If you see a £50 note lying in the street...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Thu 17 Nov 2016 - 21:35

-----someone will get to it before you.

I don't trust my lawyer because-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Fri 18 Nov 2016 - 21:01

I don't trust my lawyer because---

... he has a spotty nose.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Fri 18 Nov 2016 - 21:38

----kick him with the other one.

The best medicine is----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Jamboree on Sun 4 Dec 2016 - 22:16

---a fine single malt whisky! :thumb:

If you're not in you can't -----
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Sun 4 Dec 2016 - 22:27

-----you can't break out.

When you see crocodile tears----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Jamboree on Sun 4 Dec 2016 - 22:33

---you know he's just seen his dentist's bill

A stitch in time ------
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Mon 5 Dec 2016 - 11:05

-----saves you from bleeding out.


If you burst the bubble-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Mon 5 Dec 2016 - 19:00

If you burst the bubble---
...the gum will stick to your face.

If your table has a wonky leg...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Mon 5 Dec 2016 - 21:47

------don't trust the chairs either.


It's time for bed when-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on Mon 5 Dec 2016 - 22:00

--- their eyes meet.

You cannot beat a good ---
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Tue 6 Dec 2016 - 9:50

----slap in the face to quell hysterics.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on Tue 6 Dec 2016 - 16:26

--- a rare and precious thing.

When the sun hits the yardstick -----
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Tue 6 Dec 2016 - 22:11

------roll over and dream.

If you can't keep your mouth shut------



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Wed 7 Dec 2016 - 11:48

---the flies will get in.

Christmas is coming and the geese-----
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 7 Dec 2016 - 12:05

-----are cursing Jesus.

If you ride on the back of a snowgoose------



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Wed 7 Dec 2016 - 12:49

---you will get goosebumps all the way.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 7 Dec 2016 - 13:05

-----spy on the valley below.


Ten green bottles-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on Wed 7 Dec 2016 - 13:22

Feather wrote:Ten green bottles-----
on St Paddy's Day
Made one green reveller
Dance and sing and play.


The higher the mountain ------
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 7 Dec 2016 - 14:26

-----the colder your toes.

Christmas is not-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Jamboree on Fri 9 Dec 2016 - 2:11

--- the same without the sprouts.

If the cap fits ---
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Fri 9 Dec 2016 - 9:31

-----your head's too big.

In the year 2050-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Fri 9 Dec 2016 - 20:04

In the year 2050---

...We'll still be dreaming of a better world.


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Fri 9 Dec 2016 - 21:19

------look for a dream lover.


If Santa comes down your chimney------



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