If Santa comes down your chimney------
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Kitkat
Feather
6 posters
Silly Endings.
Feather
- Post n°251
Re: Silly Endings.
------look for a dream lover.
If Santa comes down your chimney------
If Santa comes down your chimney------
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°252
Re: Silly Endings.
If Santa comes down your chimney---
...put the fire out, quick!
If you can't stop your hiccups...
...put the fire out, quick!
If you can't stop your hiccups...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°253
Re: Silly Endings.
------stand naked at a mirror. The shock will do it!!
Button your lip before----
Button your lip before----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°254
Re: Silly Endings.
Button your lip before---
...you zip up your trousers, or should that be the other way around?
If you hear an eerie, scary laugh while out in the dark...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°255
Re: Silly Endings.
----you're probably near the hyena enclosure.
The willow was weeping because------
The willow was weeping because------
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°257
Re: Silly Endings.
-----over it.
The groom got cold feet because----
The groom got cold feet because----
Jamboree
- Post n°258
Re: Silly Endings.
----the wedding was in an igloo.
The east wind shall blow and we shall have -----
The east wind shall blow and we shall have -----
Kitkat
- Post n°259
Re: Silly Endings.
--- to get our thermals out soon!
The proof of the pudding is -------
The proof of the pudding is -------
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°260
Re: Silly Endings.
The proof of the pudding is ---
...leading to a guilty verdict.
See the world through rose tinted...
...leading to a guilty verdict.
See the world through rose tinted...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°261
Re: Silly Endings.
-----double glazing.
Through the gap in the wall-----
Through the gap in the wall-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°262
Re: Silly Endings.
Through the gap in the wall---
...there's a secret passage into the Chatbox.
Where there's a will, there's a ...
...there's a secret passage into the Chatbox.
Where there's a will, there's a ...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°263
Re: Silly Endings.
------satisfied lawyer.
If you can't keep your temper-----
If you can't keep your temper-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°264
Re: Silly Endings.
If you can't keep your temper---
...sell it for the best price.
If the cap fits...
...sell it for the best price.
If the cap fits...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°265
Re: Silly Endings.
This one was on short ago.
----your head's too big.
----your head's too big.
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°266
Re: Silly Endings.
Oops, sorry 'bout that.Feather wrote:This one was on short ago.
----your head's too big.
Half a pound of tuppeny rice...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°267
Re: Silly Endings.
------doesn't exist any more.
Don't punch above ------
Don't punch above ------
Whiskers
- Post n°268
Re: Silly Endings.
---my head anymore. If you knock my hat off I'll knock your block off!
Christmas is coming and the geese are -----------
Christmas is coming and the geese are -----------
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°269
Re: Silly Endings.
-----hoping everyone loves turkey.
When the fat hits the fire-----
When the fat hits the fire-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°270
Re: Silly Endings.
When the fat hits the fire---
...the fire weeps and puts himself out.
Smile and the world...
...the fire weeps and puts himself out.
Smile and the world...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°271
Re: Silly Endings.
------sees your teeth gaps!!
Henry V111th had six wives but no-----
Henry V111th had six wives but no-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°273
Re: Silly Endings.
Dont sit under the apple tree with ---
... no helmet on your head.
When you're caught out under the mistletoe...
... no helmet on your head.
When you're caught out under the mistletoe...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°274
Re: Silly Endings.
------don't take it seriously.
When the pendulum swings----
When the pendulum swings----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°275
Re: Silly Endings.
When the pendulum swings---
... get out of the way quickly.
If you've run out of marmalade for your morning toast ...
... get out of the way quickly.
If you've run out of marmalade for your morning toast ...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°276
Re: Silly Endings.
------blame yourself!!
Blood is thicker than----
Blood is thicker than----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°277
Re: Silly Endings.
Blood is thicker than---
the canteen gravy.
If the builder winks at you...
the canteen gravy.
If the builder winks at you...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°278
Re: Silly Endings.
-----assume he has a fly in his eye.
If you have spare cash----
If you have spare cash----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°279
Re: Silly Endings.
If you have spare cash---
...you've probably forgotten to pay a bill.
If Christmas turns out to be snowy...
...you've probably forgotten to pay a bill.
If Christmas turns out to be snowy...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°280
Re: Silly Endings.
------look out your old sledge.
If you love trifle----
If you love trifle----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°281
Re: Silly Endings.
If you love trifle---
...nobody else does.
If they ask you to sing at the New Year party...
...nobody else does.
If they ask you to sing at the New Year party...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°282
Re: Silly Endings.
------remember, they won't forgive you.
When you opened your Christmas present------
When you opened your Christmas present------
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°283
Re: Silly Endings.
When you opened your Christmas present---
...out jumped Jack and socked you on the jaw.
If you've run out of flour for the pancakes...
...out jumped Jack and socked you on the jaw.
If you've run out of flour for the pancakes...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°284
Re: Silly Endings.
-----it's ok as there's plenty of time till Shrove Tuesday
Take the decorations down before-----
Take the decorations down before-----
Whiskers
- Post n°285
Re: Silly Endings.
--- the cat gets at them!
My new years resolution is to stop taking ------
My new years resolution is to stop taking ------
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°286
Re: Silly Endings.
My new years resolution is to stop taking ---
...all the chocolates from the Chatbox.
If you're still watching old soap operas it's time to ...
...all the chocolates from the Chatbox.
If you're still watching old soap operas it's time to ...
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°288
Re: Silly Endings.
If you press that button---
...on your coat, you'll activate your secret microphone.
If it starts to pour and you've no umbrella...
...on your coat, you'll activate your secret microphone.
If it starts to pour and you've no umbrella...
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°290
Re: Silly Endings.
A bird in the hand is better than ---
... having it poo on your head.
If the dress (or suit) you bought for the New Year party is now too tight after you overdid the goodies last week...
... having it poo on your head.
If the dress (or suit) you bought for the New Year party is now too tight after you overdid the goodies last week...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°291
Re: Silly Endings.
------buy a new one in a bigger size.
When it's raining-----
When it's raining-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°292
Re: Silly Endings.
When it's raining---
...be happy for the plants.
If your tap's dripping and it's driving you mad...
...be happy for the plants.
If your tap's dripping and it's driving you mad...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°293
Re: Silly Endings.
------call that handsome plumber.
If you don't understand------
If you don't understand------
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°294
Re: Silly Endings.
If you don't understand---
...just accept you're a bit slow and don't worry about it.
When that new creepy colleague gives you a lurid grin...
...just accept you're a bit slow and don't worry about it.
When that new creepy colleague gives you a lurid grin...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°295
Re: Silly Endings.
-------take your teeth out and grin back.
If your cream has turned sour----
If your cream has turned sour----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°296
Re: Silly Endings.
If your cream has turned sour---
...make scones for supper.
If next door's barbecue is smutting your clean washing...
...make scones for supper.
If next door's barbecue is smutting your clean washing...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°297
Re: Silly Endings.
-----pray for a change in wind direction.
When you go on a blind date-----
When you go on a blind date-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°298
Re: Silly Endings.
When you go on a blind date---
...keep your eyes shut.
If you overate during the festive season...
...keep your eyes shut.
If you overate during the festive season...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°299
Re: Silly Endings.
-----you are one of millions.
On the 25th of January----
On the 25th of January----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°300
Re: Silly Endings.
On the 25th of January---
...there will be only eleven months left before Christmas.
If you're back at work and feeling blue...
...there will be only eleven months left before Christmas.
If you're back at work and feeling blue...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°301
Re: Silly Endings.
-------get a job that is right for you.
When contemplating a tree one day------
When contemplating a tree one day------