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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Fri 9 Dec 2016 - 21:19

------look for a dream lover.


If Santa comes down your chimney------
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Sat 10 Dec 2016 - 21:44

If Santa comes down your chimney---
...put the fire out, quick!

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Sat 10 Dec 2016 - 21:51

------stand naked at a mirror. The shock will do it!!

Button your lip before----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Sat 10 Dec 2016 - 22:05

cheesy

Button your lip before---
...you zip up your trousers, or should that be the other way around?

If you hear an eerie, scary laugh while out in the dark...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Sat 10 Dec 2016 - 22:20

----you're probably near the hyena enclosure.


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on Mon 12 Dec 2016 - 11:03

--- the birch was beating it.


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Mon 12 Dec 2016 - 12:02

-----over it.

The groom got cold feet because----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Jamboree on Wed 14 Dec 2016 - 4:21

----the wedding was in an igloo.


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on Wed 14 Dec 2016 - 9:35

--- to get our thermals out soon!


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Wed 14 Dec 2016 - 11:57

The proof of the pudding is ---

...leading to a guilty verdict.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 14 Dec 2016 - 12:39

-----double glazing.

Through the gap in the wall-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Wed 14 Dec 2016 - 14:50

Through the gap in the wall---
...there's a secret passage into the Chatbox.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 14 Dec 2016 - 15:09

------satisfied lawyer.

If you can't keep your temper-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Wed 14 Dec 2016 - 15:37

If you can't keep your temper---
...sell it for the best price.

If the cap fits...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 14 Dec 2016 - 15:52

This one was on short ago.
----your head's too big.



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Thu 15 Dec 2016 - 7:21

Feather wrote:This one was on short ago.
----your head's too big.
Oops, sorry 'bout that. Embarassed

Half a pound of tuppeny rice...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Thu 15 Dec 2016 - 10:55

------doesn't exist any more.

Don't punch above ------



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Fri 16 Dec 2016 - 18:25

---my head anymore. If you knock my hat off I'll knock your block off!


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Fri 16 Dec 2016 - 21:31

-----hoping everyone loves turkey.

When the fat hits the fire-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Sun 18 Dec 2016 - 13:49

When the fat hits the fire---
...the fire weeps and puts himself out.

Smile and the world...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Sun 18 Dec 2016 - 14:11

------sees your teeth gaps!!

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Sun 18 Dec 2016 - 14:20

--- table manners.

Dont sit under the apple tree with -----
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Thu 22 Dec 2016 - 16:23

Dont sit under the apple tree with ---
... no helmet on your head.

When you're caught out under the mistletoe...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Thu 22 Dec 2016 - 17:07

------don't take it seriously.

When the pendulum swings----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Thu 22 Dec 2016 - 17:15

When the pendulum swings---
... get out of the way quickly.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Thu 22 Dec 2016 - 17:28

------blame yourself!!

Blood is thicker than----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Fri 23 Dec 2016 - 16:23

Blood is thicker than---
the canteen gravy.

If the builder winks at you...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Fri 23 Dec 2016 - 16:33

-----assume he has a fly in his eye.

If you have spare cash----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Fri 23 Dec 2016 - 16:41

If you have spare cash---
...you've probably forgotten to pay a bill.

If Christmas turns out to be snowy...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Fri 23 Dec 2016 - 16:45

------look out your old sledge.


If you love trifle----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Tue 27 Dec 2016 - 16:30

If you love trifle---
...nobody else does.

If they ask you to sing at the New Year party...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Tue 27 Dec 2016 - 20:43

------remember, they won't forgive you.

When you opened your Christmas present------



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Wed 28 Dec 2016 - 10:38

When you opened your Christmas present---
...out jumped Jack and socked you on the jaw.

If you've run out of flour for the pancakes...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 28 Dec 2016 - 12:56

-----it's ok as there's plenty of time till Shrove Tuesday

Take the decorations down before-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Wed 28 Dec 2016 - 16:17

--- the cat gets at them!

My new years resolution is to stop taking ------
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Wed 28 Dec 2016 - 19:04

My new years resolution is to stop taking ---
...all the chocolates from the Chatbox.

If you're still watching old soap operas it's time to ...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 28 Dec 2016 - 21:02

-----get a life!

If you press that button----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Thu 29 Dec 2016 - 9:52

If you press that button---
...on your coat, you'll activate your secret microphone.

If it starts to pour and you've no umbrella...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on Thu 29 Dec 2016 - 19:28

--- take a rain check.

A bird in the hand is better than -----
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Fri 30 Dec 2016 - 11:27

A bird in the hand is better than ---
... having it poo on your head.

If the dress (or suit) you bought for the New Year party is now too tight after you overdid the goodies last week...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Fri 30 Dec 2016 - 12:14

------buy a new one in a bigger size.

When it's raining-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Fri 30 Dec 2016 - 16:59

When it's raining---
...be happy for the plants.

If your tap's dripping and it's driving you mad...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Fri 30 Dec 2016 - 21:12

------call that handsome plumber.

If you don't understand------



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Mon 2 Jan 2017 - 11:03

If you don't understand---
...just accept you're a bit slow and don't worry about it.

When that new creepy colleague gives you a lurid grin...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Mon 2 Jan 2017 - 12:47

-------take your teeth out and grin back.

If your cream has turned sour----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Mon 2 Jan 2017 - 15:41

If your cream has turned sour---
...make scones for supper.

If next door's barbecue is smutting your clean washing...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Mon 2 Jan 2017 - 16:44

-----pray for a change in wind direction.

When you go on a blind date-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Tue 3 Jan 2017 - 11:33

When you go on a blind date---
...keep your eyes shut.

If you overate during the festive season...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Tue 3 Jan 2017 - 12:10

-----you are one of millions.

On the 25th of January----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Tue 3 Jan 2017 - 12:45

On the 25th of January---
...there will be only eleven months left before Christmas. cheesy 

If you're back at work and feeling blue...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Tue 3 Jan 2017 - 14:28

-------get a job that is right for you.

When contemplating a tree one day------



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