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Silly Endings.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 9th December 2016, 21:19

------look for a dream lover.


If Santa comes down your chimney------
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 10th December 2016, 21:44

If Santa comes down your chimney---
...put the fire out, quick!

If you can't stop your hiccups...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 10th December 2016, 21:51

------stand naked at a mirror. The shock will do it!!

Button your lip before----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 10th December 2016, 22:05

cheesy

Button your lip before---
...you zip up your trousers, or should that be the other way around?

If you hear an eerie, scary laugh while out in the dark...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 10th December 2016, 22:20

----you're probably near the hyena enclosure.


The willow was weeping because------



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on 12th December 2016, 11:03

--- the birch was beating it.


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 12th December 2016, 12:02

-----over it.

The groom got cold feet because----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Jamboree on 14th December 2016, 04:21

----the wedding was in an igloo.


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on 14th December 2016, 09:35

--- to get our thermals out soon!


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 14th December 2016, 11:57

The proof of the pudding is ---

...leading to a guilty verdict.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 14th December 2016, 12:39

-----double glazing.

Through the gap in the wall-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 14th December 2016, 14:50

Through the gap in the wall---
...there's a secret passage into the Chatbox.

Where there's a will, there's a ...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 14th December 2016, 15:09

------satisfied lawyer.

If you can't keep your temper-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 14th December 2016, 15:37

If you can't keep your temper---
...sell it for the best price.

If the cap fits...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 14th December 2016, 15:52

This one was on short ago.
----your head's too big.



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 15th December 2016, 07:21

Feather wrote:This one was on short ago.
----your head's too big.
Oops, sorry 'bout that. Embarassed

Half a pound of tuppeny rice...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 15th December 2016, 10:55

------doesn't exist any more.

Don't punch above ------



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on 16th December 2016, 18:25

---my head anymore. If you knock my hat off I'll knock your block off!


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 16th December 2016, 21:31

-----hoping everyone loves turkey.

When the fat hits the fire-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 18th December 2016, 13:49

When the fat hits the fire---
...the fire weeps and puts himself out.

Smile and the world...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 18th December 2016, 14:11

------sees your teeth gaps!!

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on 18th December 2016, 14:20

--- table manners.

Dont sit under the apple tree with -----
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 22nd December 2016, 16:23

Dont sit under the apple tree with ---
... no helmet on your head.

When you're caught out under the mistletoe...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 22nd December 2016, 17:07

------don't take it seriously.

When the pendulum swings----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 22nd December 2016, 17:15

When the pendulum swings---
... get out of the way quickly.

If you've run out of marmalade for your morning toast ...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 22nd December 2016, 17:28

------blame yourself!!

Blood is thicker than----



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