KRAZY KATS

Welcome to Krazy Kats - a friendly informal online community discussing life issues that we care about. Open 24/7 for chat & chill. Come and join us!

+2
Kitkat
Feather
6 posters

    Silly Endings.


    Feather

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Feather Fri 09 Dec 2016, 21:19

    ------look for a dream lover.


    If Santa comes down your chimney------
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Stardust Sat 10 Dec 2016, 21:44

    If Santa comes down your chimney---
    ...put the fire out, quick!

    If you can't stop your hiccups...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Feather Sat 10 Dec 2016, 21:51

    ------stand naked at a mirror. The shock will do it!!

    Button your lip before----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Stardust Sat 10 Dec 2016, 22:05

    cheesy

    Button your lip before---
    ...you zip up your trousers, or should that be the other way around?

    If you hear an eerie, scary laugh while out in the dark...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Feather Sat 10 Dec 2016, 22:20

    ----you're probably near the hyena enclosure.


    The willow was weeping because------
    Kitkat
    Kitkat

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Kitkat Mon 12 Dec 2016, 11:03

    --- the birch was beating it.


    Don't get angry, get ------
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Feather Mon 12 Dec 2016, 12:02

    -----over it.

    The groom got cold feet because----
    Jamboree
    Jamboree

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Jamboree Wed 14 Dec 2016, 04:21

    ----the wedding was in an igloo.


    The east wind shall blow and we shall have -----
    Kitkat
    Kitkat

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Kitkat Wed 14 Dec 2016, 09:35

    --- to get our thermals out soon!


    The proof of the pudding is -------
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Stardust Wed 14 Dec 2016, 11:57

    The proof of the pudding is ---

    ...leading to a guilty verdict.

    See the world through rose tinted...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Feather Wed 14 Dec 2016, 12:39

    -----double glazing.

    Through the gap in the wall-----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Stardust Wed 14 Dec 2016, 14:50

    Through the gap in the wall---
    ...there's a secret passage into the Chatbox.

    Where there's a will, there's a ...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Feather Wed 14 Dec 2016, 15:09

    ------satisfied lawyer.

    If you can't keep your temper-----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Stardust Wed 14 Dec 2016, 15:37

    If you can't keep your temper---
    ...sell it for the best price.

    If the cap fits...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Feather Wed 14 Dec 2016, 15:52

    This one was on short ago.
    ----your head's too big.
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Stardust Thu 15 Dec 2016, 07:21

    Feather wrote:This one was on short ago.
    ----your head's too big.
    Oops, sorry 'bout that. Embarassed

    Half a pound of tuppeny rice...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Feather Thu 15 Dec 2016, 10:55

    ------doesn't exist any more.

    Don't punch above ------
    Whiskers
    Whiskers

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Whiskers Fri 16 Dec 2016, 18:25

    ---my head anymore. If you knock my hat off I'll knock your block off!


    Christmas is coming and the geese are -----------
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Feather Fri 16 Dec 2016, 21:31

    -----hoping everyone loves turkey.

    When the fat hits the fire-----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Stardust Sun 18 Dec 2016, 13:49

    When the fat hits the fire---
    ...the fire weeps and puts himself out.

    Smile and the world...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Feather Sun 18 Dec 2016, 14:11

    ------sees your teeth gaps!!

    Henry V111th had six wives but no-----
    Whiskers
    Whiskers

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Whiskers Sun 18 Dec 2016, 14:20

    --- table manners.

    Dont sit under the apple tree with -----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Stardust Thu 22 Dec 2016, 16:23

    Dont sit under the apple tree with ---
    ... no helmet on your head.

    When you're caught out under the mistletoe...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Feather Thu 22 Dec 2016, 17:07

    ------don't take it seriously.

    When the pendulum swings----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Stardust Thu 22 Dec 2016, 17:15

    When the pendulum swings---
    ... get out of the way quickly.

    If you've run out of marmalade for your morning toast ...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Feather Thu 22 Dec 2016, 17:28

    ------blame yourself!!

    Blood is thicker than----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Stardust Fri 23 Dec 2016, 16:23

    Blood is thicker than---
    the canteen gravy.

    If the builder winks at you...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Feather Fri 23 Dec 2016, 16:33

    -----assume he has a fly in his eye.

    If you have spare cash----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Stardust Fri 23 Dec 2016, 16:41

    If you have spare cash---
    ...you've probably forgotten to pay a bill.

    If Christmas turns out to be snowy...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Feather Fri 23 Dec 2016, 16:45

    ------look out your old sledge.


    If you love trifle----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Stardust Tue 27 Dec 2016, 16:30

    If you love trifle---
    ...nobody else does.

    If they ask you to sing at the New Year party...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Feather Tue 27 Dec 2016, 20:43

    ------remember, they won't forgive you.

    When you opened your Christmas present------
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Stardust Wed 28 Dec 2016, 10:38

    When you opened your Christmas present---
    ...out jumped Jack and socked you on the jaw.

    If you've run out of flour for the pancakes...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Feather Wed 28 Dec 2016, 12:56

    -----it's ok as there's plenty of time till Shrove Tuesday

    Take the decorations down before-----
    Whiskers
    Whiskers

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Whiskers Wed 28 Dec 2016, 16:17

    --- the cat gets at them!

    My new years resolution is to stop taking ------
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Stardust Wed 28 Dec 2016, 19:04

    My new years resolution is to stop taking ---
    ...all the chocolates from the Chatbox.

    If you're still watching old soap operas it's time to ...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Feather Wed 28 Dec 2016, 21:02

    -----get a life!

    If you press that button----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Stardust Thu 29 Dec 2016, 09:52

    If you press that button---
    ...on your coat, you'll activate your secret microphone.

    If it starts to pour and you've no umbrella...
    Kitkat
    Kitkat

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Kitkat Thu 29 Dec 2016, 19:28

    --- take a rain check.

    A bird in the hand is better than -----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Stardust Fri 30 Dec 2016, 11:27

    A bird in the hand is better than ---
    ... having it poo on your head.

    If the dress (or suit) you bought for the New Year party is now too tight after you overdid the goodies last week...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Feather Fri 30 Dec 2016, 12:14

    ------buy a new one in a bigger size.

    When it's raining-----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Stardust Fri 30 Dec 2016, 16:59

    When it's raining---
    ...be happy for the plants.

    If your tap's dripping and it's driving you mad...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Feather Fri 30 Dec 2016, 21:12

    ------call that handsome plumber.

    If you don't understand------
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Stardust Mon 02 Jan 2017, 11:03

    If you don't understand---
    ...just accept you're a bit slow and don't worry about it.

    When that new creepy colleague gives you a lurid grin...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Feather Mon 02 Jan 2017, 12:47

    -------take your teeth out and grin back.

    If your cream has turned sour----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Stardust Mon 02 Jan 2017, 15:41

    If your cream has turned sour---
    ...make scones for supper.

    If next door's barbecue is smutting your clean washing...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Feather Mon 02 Jan 2017, 16:44

    -----pray for a change in wind direction.

    When you go on a blind date-----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Stardust Tue 03 Jan 2017, 11:33

    When you go on a blind date---
    ...keep your eyes shut.

    If you overate during the festive season...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Feather Tue 03 Jan 2017, 12:10

    -----you are one of millions.

    On the 25th of January----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Stardust Tue 03 Jan 2017, 12:45

    On the 25th of January---
    ...there will be only eleven months left before Christmas. cheesy 

    If you're back at work and feeling blue...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

    Silly Endings. - Page 6 Empty Re: Silly Endings.

    Post by Feather Tue 03 Jan 2017, 14:28

    -------get a job that is right for you.

    When contemplating a tree one day------

      Current date/time is Tue 19 Mar 2024, 11:47