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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Mon 09 Feb 2015, 8:13 pm

...one when you've got a headache.


Proof of the pudding is .............
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Jamboree on Fri 13 Feb 2015, 4:18 am

------- a short story by O. Henry.  http://www.eastoftheweb.com/short-stories/UBooks/ProoPudd.shtml



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:00 pm

----not being sick after eating it.


The spirit is willing but------


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Mon 16 Feb 2015, 3:58 pm

... it's haunting the wrong house.   scared   chair 


Mary Mary quite contrary, how ..............
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Mon 16 Feb 2015, 4:15 pm

-----how did you survive in the jungle?

Humpty Dumpty sat on a ----


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Jamboree on Tue 17 Feb 2015, 5:31 am

Humpty Dumpty sat on a ----

---- thistle.
Humpty Dumpty gave a great whistle.
All the Queen's corgis and the bhudda of zen
couldn't get Humpty to sit there again!



Should auld acquaintance be ------
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Tue 17 Feb 2015, 11:21 am

giggle giggle giggle giggle 
----------------------------forgot
 and left inside the grave to rot?
I'd hassard a guess
that some would say,"yes"
but I actually miss them quite a lot.


When the midnight choo choo leaves-----


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Wed 18 Feb 2015, 3:06 pm

... on time, I'll eat my hat!


The higher the mountain ................
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 18 Feb 2015, 5:03 pm

-------the deeper the valley.


Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings----


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Wed 25 Feb 2015, 2:34 pm

....burps, raspberries and dribble!


If you lie down with dogs..............
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 25 Feb 2015, 5:26 pm

-----you may arise with fleas.

There's nothing like a cold beer when----


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Jamboree on Fri 27 Feb 2015, 4:46 am

----  you've just had a row with the missus



A wolf in sheep's ----
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:53 am

-----pen spells disaster.


Suffer the little children to-----


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Fri 27 Feb 2015, 2:15 pm

...eat up all their greens.


Mirror mirror on the wall............
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Fri 27 Feb 2015, 5:38 pm

---------please don't hit me when you fall.


He who pays the piper----


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Sun 01 Mar 2015, 8:18 am

........smokes it.


Many a true word................
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Mon 02 Mar 2015, 12:16 pm

-----is wrongly spelt.


Give me the moonlight, give me the girl and-----


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Jamboree on Wed 06 May 2015, 3:50 am

---- I'll give her something to remember me by.


If you can't beat 'em ----
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 06 May 2015, 8:52 am

-----hang the rugs on the line in the wind.

When the bell tolls---


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Post by Jamboree on Thu 07 May 2015, 2:33 am

---- she sighs "He's drunk again. Too sozzled to find the keyhole".


Who brings a tale takes ------
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Fri 08 May 2015, 7:32 pm

Who brings a tale takes ------

...... a chance on being labelled a gossiper!




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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by lar-lar on Fri 03 Jul 2015, 11:25 pm

gravy for the gander

I spy with my little....
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Sat 04 Jul 2015, 9:29 am

------microscope, beasties in my cheese.

Round and round the mulberry bush-----


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Mon 06 Jul 2015, 5:46 pm

Round and round the mulberry bush-----

... Benny chased Petula
until twas she that caught him up
and spanked him with a ruler.

Go to the ant, thou sluggard, consider her ways and...


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Mon 06 Jul 2015, 9:20 pm

-----keep trying to move that elephant.


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Tue 07 Jul 2015, 12:36 pm

The flight was marvellous except----
...we landed in Siberia instead of Honolulu.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Tue 07 Jul 2015, 1:50 pm

------nothing if it's painted by me.

Don't put the cart-----


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Tue 07 Jul 2015, 3:02 pm

Don't put the cart-----
... in front of the window, I can't see the sexy postman.


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Thu 09 Jul 2015, 1:22 pm

------a bucket with a hole in it.

The lion will lie down----


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Thu 09 Jul 2015, 3:59 pm

------ when it's tired.  shrug


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Thu 09 Jul 2015, 5:11 pm

------they have an identity crisis.

Down in the glen------


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on Tue 01 Sep 2015, 10:31 am

 ---------- heading for the fen
comes Robin Hood, Robin Hood, with his band o' men    



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Tue 01 Sep 2015, 10:44 am

---the freezer is clean.

I'm a thousand miles from----


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on Tue 01 Sep 2015, 11:04 am

------ the place I started at, but I can't remember where I was going. surprised


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Tue 01 Sep 2015, 11:14 am

------breaking shells.

Tea for two can---


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Tue 01 Sep 2015, 7:40 pm

---be even better with biscuits.



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Tue 01 Sep 2015, 9:03 pm

-----did you put the cond--s?


When on a blind date----


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Tue 25 Oct 2016, 9:38 am

Feather wrote:When on a blind date----
... watch where you put that white stick.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Tue 25 Oct 2016, 11:27 am

----you must have a swollen head.

Moonlight becomes----


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Wed 26 Oct 2016, 1:03 pm

Feather wrote:
Moonlight becomes----

---- sunlight in the morning.



Think before you -----
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 26 Oct 2016, 3:46 pm

-----put a post on Facebook.

Always look on the----


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Fri 28 Oct 2016, 6:54 pm

Feather wrote:

Always look on the----
---- floor for lost keys.


Dont cast pearls before ----
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Fri 28 Oct 2016, 10:10 pm

Don't cast pearls before...
...you go down stairs

Don't wear your heart on...


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Post by Feather on Tue 01 Nov 2016, 12:39 pm

----a sinking surface.

Don't cry for help in a ----


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Tue 01 Nov 2016, 12:42 pm

Don't cry for help in a ...

... demolition zone.


When in Rome ...


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Post by Feather on Tue 01 Nov 2016, 2:00 pm

----don't mention WW2.

Queen Victoria had---


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Tue 01 Nov 2016, 2:15 pm

Feather wrote:----don't mention WW2.

Queen Victoria had---
no sense of humour


Roses are red, violets are ----
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on Tue 01 Nov 2016, 6:09 pm

Roses are red, violets are ----

purple, not flamin' blue!


It never rains but it ---
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Post by Feather on Tue 01 Nov 2016, 9:45 pm

---soaks my shoes.

O, Rosemarie,----


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Wed 02 Nov 2016, 8:14 am

O, Rosemarie,---

...poor little fool.


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 02 Nov 2016, 12:26 pm

-----washed up the plate.

Maid Marion said to Robin---


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