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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Mon 9 Feb 2015 - 20:13

...one when you've got a headache.


Proof of the pudding is .............
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Jamboree on Fri 13 Feb 2015 - 4:18

------- a short story by O. Henry.  http://www.eastoftheweb.com/short-stories/UBooks/ProoPudd.shtml



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Mon 16 Feb 2015 - 12:00

----not being sick after eating it.


The spirit is willing but------



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Mon 16 Feb 2015 - 15:58

... it's haunting the wrong house.   scared   chair 


Mary Mary quite contrary, how ..............
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Mon 16 Feb 2015 - 16:15

-----how did you survive in the jungle?

Humpty Dumpty sat on a ----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Jamboree on Tue 17 Feb 2015 - 5:31

Humpty Dumpty sat on a ----

---- thistle.
Humpty Dumpty gave a great whistle.
All the Queen's corgis and the bhudda of zen
couldn't get Humpty to sit there again!



Should auld acquaintance be ------
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Tue 17 Feb 2015 - 11:21

giggle giggle giggle giggle 
----------------------------forgot
 and left inside the grave to rot?
I'd hassard a guess
that some would say,"yes"
but I actually miss them quite a lot.


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Wed 18 Feb 2015 - 15:06

... on time, I'll eat my hat!


The higher the mountain ................
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 18 Feb 2015 - 17:03

-------the deeper the valley.


Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Wed 25 Feb 2015 - 14:34

....burps, raspberries and dribble!


If you lie down with dogs..............
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 25 Feb 2015 - 17:26

-----you may arise with fleas.

There's nothing like a cold beer when----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Jamboree on Fri 27 Feb 2015 - 4:46

----  you've just had a row with the missus



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Fri 27 Feb 2015 - 8:53

-----pen spells disaster.


Suffer the little children to-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Fri 27 Feb 2015 - 14:15

...eat up all their greens.


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Fri 27 Feb 2015 - 17:38

---------please don't hit me when you fall.


He who pays the piper----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Sun 1 Mar 2015 - 8:18

........smokes it.


Many a true word................
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Mon 2 Mar 2015 - 12:16

-----is wrongly spelt.


Give me the moonlight, give me the girl and-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Jamboree on Wed 6 May 2015 - 3:50

---- I'll give her something to remember me by.


If you can't beat 'em ----
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 6 May 2015 - 8:52

-----hang the rugs on the line in the wind.

When the bell tolls---



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Jamboree on Thu 7 May 2015 - 2:33

---- she sighs "He's drunk again. Too sozzled to find the keyhole".


Who brings a tale takes ------
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Fri 8 May 2015 - 19:32

Who brings a tale takes ------

...... a chance on being labelled a gossiper!




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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by lar-lar on Fri 3 Jul 2015 - 23:25

gravy for the gander

I spy with my little....
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Sat 4 Jul 2015 - 9:29

------microscope, beasties in my cheese.

Round and round the mulberry bush-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Mon 6 Jul 2015 - 17:46

Round and round the mulberry bush-----

... Benny chased Petula
until twas she that caught him up
and spanked him with a ruler.

Go to the ant, thou sluggard, consider her ways and...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Mon 6 Jul 2015 - 21:20

-----keep trying to move that elephant.


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Tue 7 Jul 2015 - 12:36

The flight was marvellous except----
...we landed in Siberia instead of Honolulu.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Tue 7 Jul 2015 - 13:50

------nothing if it's painted by me.

Don't put the cart-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Tue 7 Jul 2015 - 15:02

Don't put the cart-----
... in front of the window, I can't see the sexy postman.


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Thu 9 Jul 2015 - 13:22

------a bucket with a hole in it.

The lion will lie down----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Thu 9 Jul 2015 - 15:59

------ when it's tired.  shrug


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Thu 9 Jul 2015 - 17:11

------they have an identity crisis.

Down in the glen------



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on Tue 1 Sep 2015 - 10:31

 ---------- heading for the fen
comes Robin Hood, Robin Hood, with his band o' men    



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Tue 1 Sep 2015 - 10:44

---the freezer is clean.

I'm a thousand miles from----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on Tue 1 Sep 2015 - 11:04

------ the place I started at, but I can't remember where I was going. surprised


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Tue 1 Sep 2015 - 11:14

------breaking shells.

Tea for two can---



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Tue 1 Sep 2015 - 19:40

---be even better with biscuits.



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Tue 1 Sep 2015 - 21:03

-----did you put the cond--s?


When on a blind date----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Tue 25 Oct 2016 - 9:38

Feather wrote:When on a blind date----
... watch where you put that white stick.

If the hat fits...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Tue 25 Oct 2016 - 11:27

----you must have a swollen head.

Moonlight becomes----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Wed 26 Oct 2016 - 13:03

Feather wrote:
Moonlight becomes----

---- sunlight in the morning.



Think before you -----
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 26 Oct 2016 - 15:46

-----put a post on Facebook.

Always look on the----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Fri 28 Oct 2016 - 18:54

Feather wrote:

Always look on the----
---- floor for lost keys.


Dont cast pearls before ----
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Fri 28 Oct 2016 - 22:10

Don't cast pearls before...
...you go down stairs

Don't wear your heart on...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Tue 1 Nov 2016 - 12:39

----a sinking surface.

Don't cry for help in a ----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Tue 1 Nov 2016 - 12:42

Don't cry for help in a ...

... demolition zone.


When in Rome ...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Tue 1 Nov 2016 - 14:00

----don't mention WW2.

Queen Victoria had---



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Tue 1 Nov 2016 - 14:15

Feather wrote:----don't mention WW2.

Queen Victoria had---
no sense of humour


Roses are red, violets are ----
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on Tue 1 Nov 2016 - 18:09

Roses are red, violets are ----

purple, not flamin' blue!


It never rains but it ---
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Tue 1 Nov 2016 - 21:45

---soaks my shoes.

O, Rosemarie,----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Wed 2 Nov 2016 - 8:14

O, Rosemarie,---

...poor little fool.


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 2 Nov 2016 - 12:26

-----washed up the plate.

Maid Marion said to Robin---



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