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Silly Endings.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on 9th February 2015, 20:13

...one when you've got a headache.


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Jamboree on 13th February 2015, 04:18

------- a short story by O. Henry.  http://www.eastoftheweb.com/short-stories/UBooks/ProoPudd.shtml



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 16th February 2015, 12:00

----not being sick after eating it.


The spirit is willing but------



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on 16th February 2015, 15:58

... it's haunting the wrong house.   scared   chair 


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 16th February 2015, 16:15

-----how did you survive in the jungle?

Humpty Dumpty sat on a ----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Jamboree on 17th February 2015, 05:31

Humpty Dumpty sat on a ----

---- thistle.
Humpty Dumpty gave a great whistle.
All the Queen's corgis and the bhudda of zen
couldn't get Humpty to sit there again!



Should auld acquaintance be ------
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 17th February 2015, 11:21

giggle giggle giggle giggle 
----------------------------forgot
 and left inside the grave to rot?
I'd hassard a guess
that some would say,"yes"
but I actually miss them quite a lot.


When the midnight choo choo leaves-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on 18th February 2015, 15:06

... on time, I'll eat my hat!


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Post by Feather on 18th February 2015, 17:03

-------the deeper the valley.


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on 25th February 2015, 14:34

....burps, raspberries and dribble!


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 25th February 2015, 17:26

-----you may arise with fleas.

There's nothing like a cold beer when----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Jamboree on 27th February 2015, 04:46

----  you've just had a row with the missus



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 27th February 2015, 08:53

-----pen spells disaster.


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on 27th February 2015, 14:15

...eat up all their greens.


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 27th February 2015, 17:38

---------please don't hit me when you fall.


He who pays the piper----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on 1st March 2015, 08:18

........smokes it.


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 2nd March 2015, 12:16

-----is wrongly spelt.


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Post by Jamboree on 6th May 2015, 03:50

---- I'll give her something to remember me by.


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Post by Feather on 6th May 2015, 08:52

-----hang the rugs on the line in the wind.

When the bell tolls---



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Post by Jamboree on 7th May 2015, 02:33

---- she sighs "He's drunk again. Too sozzled to find the keyhole".


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Post by Whiskers on 8th May 2015, 19:32

Who brings a tale takes ------

...... a chance on being labelled a gossiper!




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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by lar-lar on 3rd July 2015, 23:25

gravy for the gander

I spy with my little....
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 4th July 2015, 09:29

------microscope, beasties in my cheese.

Round and round the mulberry bush-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 6th July 2015, 17:46

Round and round the mulberry bush-----

... Benny chased Petula
until twas she that caught him up
and spanked him with a ruler.

Go to the ant, thou sluggard, consider her ways and...



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Post by Feather on 6th July 2015, 21:20

-----keep trying to move that elephant.


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 7th July 2015, 12:36

The flight was marvellous except----
...we landed in Siberia instead of Honolulu.

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