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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Mon 9 Feb 2015 - 20:13

...one when you've got a headache.


Proof of the pudding is .............
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Jamboree on Fri 13 Feb 2015 - 4:18

------- a short story by O. Henry.  http://www.eastoftheweb.com/short-stories/UBooks/ProoPudd.shtml



You can't make an omelette without -------------
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Mon 16 Feb 2015 - 12:00

----not being sick after eating it.


The spirit is willing but------



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Mon 16 Feb 2015 - 15:58

... it's haunting the wrong house.   scared   chair 


Mary Mary quite contrary, how ..............
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Mon 16 Feb 2015 - 16:15

-----how did you survive in the jungle?

Humpty Dumpty sat on a ----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Jamboree on Tue 17 Feb 2015 - 5:31

Humpty Dumpty sat on a ----

---- thistle.
Humpty Dumpty gave a great whistle.
All the Queen's corgis and the bhudda of zen
couldn't get Humpty to sit there again!



Should auld acquaintance be ------
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Tue 17 Feb 2015 - 11:21

giggle giggle giggle giggle 
----------------------------forgot
 and left inside the grave to rot?
I'd hassard a guess
that some would say,"yes"
but I actually miss them quite a lot.


When the midnight choo choo leaves-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Wed 18 Feb 2015 - 15:06

... on time, I'll eat my hat!


The higher the mountain ................
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 18 Feb 2015 - 17:03

-------the deeper the valley.


Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Wed 25 Feb 2015 - 14:34

....burps, raspberries and dribble!


If you lie down with dogs..............
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 25 Feb 2015 - 17:26

-----you may arise with fleas.

There's nothing like a cold beer when----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Jamboree on Fri 27 Feb 2015 - 4:46

----  you've just had a row with the missus



A wolf in sheep's ----
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Post by Feather on Fri 27 Feb 2015 - 8:53

-----pen spells disaster.


Suffer the little children to-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Fri 27 Feb 2015 - 14:15

...eat up all their greens.


Mirror mirror on the wall............
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Fri 27 Feb 2015 - 17:38

---------please don't hit me when you fall.


He who pays the piper----



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Post by Whiskers on Sun 1 Mar 2015 - 8:18

........smokes it.


Many a true word................
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Post by Feather on Mon 2 Mar 2015 - 12:16

-----is wrongly spelt.


Give me the moonlight, give me the girl and-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Jamboree on Wed 6 May 2015 - 3:50

---- I'll give her something to remember me by.


If you can't beat 'em ----
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Post by Feather on Wed 6 May 2015 - 8:52

-----hang the rugs on the line in the wind.

When the bell tolls---



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Post by Jamboree on Thu 7 May 2015 - 2:33

---- she sighs "He's drunk again. Too sozzled to find the keyhole".


Who brings a tale takes ------
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Post by Whiskers on Fri 8 May 2015 - 19:32

Who brings a tale takes ------

...... a chance on being labelled a gossiper!




What's sauce for the goose is ........................
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by lar-lar on Fri 3 Jul 2015 - 23:25

gravy for the gander

I spy with my little....
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Post by Feather on Sat 4 Jul 2015 - 9:29

------microscope, beasties in my cheese.

Round and round the mulberry bush-----



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Post by Stardust on Mon 6 Jul 2015 - 17:46

Round and round the mulberry bush-----

... Benny chased Petula
until twas she that caught him up
and spanked him with a ruler.

Go to the ant, thou sluggard, consider her ways and...



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Post by Feather on Mon 6 Jul 2015 - 21:20

-----keep trying to move that elephant.


The flight was marvellous except----




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Post by Stardust on Tue 7 Jul 2015 - 12:36

The flight was marvellous except----
...we landed in Siberia instead of Honolulu.

A picture is worth...



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