Proof of the pudding is .............
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Kitkat
Feather
6 posters
Silly Endings.
Whiskers
- Post n°151
Re: Silly Endings.
...one when you've got a headache.
Proof of the pudding is .............
Proof of the pudding is .............
Jamboree
- Post n°152
Re: Silly Endings.
------- a short story by O. Henry. http://www.eastoftheweb.com/short-stories/UBooks/ProoPudd.shtml
You can't make an omelette without -------------
You can't make an omelette without -------------
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°153
Re: Silly Endings.
----not being sick after eating it.
The spirit is willing but------
The spirit is willing but------
Whiskers
- Post n°154
Re: Silly Endings.
... it's haunting the wrong house.
Mary Mary quite contrary, how ..............
Mary Mary quite contrary, how ..............
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°155
Re: Silly Endings.
-----how did you survive in the jungle?
Humpty Dumpty sat on a ----
Humpty Dumpty sat on a ----
Jamboree
- Post n°156
Re: Silly Endings.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a ----
---- thistle.
Humpty Dumpty gave a great whistle.
All the Queen's corgis and the bhudda of zen
couldn't get Humpty to sit there again!
Should auld acquaintance be ------
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°157
Re: Silly Endings.
----------------------------forgot
and left inside the grave to rot?
I'd hassard a guess
that some would say,"yes"
but I actually miss them quite a lot.
When the midnight choo choo leaves-----
Whiskers
- Post n°158
Re: Silly Endings.
... on time, I'll eat my hat!
The higher the mountain ................
The higher the mountain ................
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°159
Re: Silly Endings.
-------the deeper the valley.
Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings----
Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings----
Whiskers
- Post n°160
Re: Silly Endings.
....burps, raspberries and dribble!
If you lie down with dogs..............
If you lie down with dogs..............
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°161
Re: Silly Endings.
-----you may arise with fleas.
There's nothing like a cold beer when----
There's nothing like a cold beer when----
Jamboree
- Post n°162
Re: Silly Endings.
---- you've just had a row with the missus
A wolf in sheep's ----
A wolf in sheep's ----
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°163
Re: Silly Endings.
-----pen spells disaster.
Suffer the little children to-----
Suffer the little children to-----
Whiskers
- Post n°164
Re: Silly Endings.
...eat up all their greens.
Mirror mirror on the wall............
Mirror mirror on the wall............
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°165
Re: Silly Endings.
---------please don't hit me when you fall.
He who pays the piper----
He who pays the piper----
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°167
Re: Silly Endings.
-----is wrongly spelt.
Give me the moonlight, give me the girl and-----
Give me the moonlight, give me the girl and-----
Jamboree
- Post n°168
Re: Silly Endings.
---- I'll give her something to remember me by.
If you can't beat 'em ----
If you can't beat 'em ----
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°169
Re: Silly Endings.
-----hang the rugs on the line in the wind.
When the bell tolls---
When the bell tolls---
Jamboree
- Post n°170
Re: Silly Endings.
---- she sighs "He's drunk again. Too sozzled to find the keyhole".
Who brings a tale takes ------
Who brings a tale takes ------
Whiskers
- Post n°171
Re: Silly Endings.
Who brings a tale takes ------
...... a chance on being labelled a gossiper!
What's sauce for the goose is ........................
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°173
Re: Silly Endings.
------microscope, beasties in my cheese.
Round and round the mulberry bush-----
Round and round the mulberry bush-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°174
Re: Silly Endings.
Round and round the mulberry bush-----
... Benny chased Petula
until twas she that caught him up
and spanked him with a ruler.
Go to the ant, thou sluggard, consider her ways and...
... Benny chased Petula
until twas she that caught him up
and spanked him with a ruler.
Go to the ant, thou sluggard, consider her ways and...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°175
Re: Silly Endings.
-----keep trying to move that elephant.
The flight was marvellous except----
The flight was marvellous except----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°176
Re: Silly Endings.
The flight was marvellous except----
...we landed in Siberia instead of Honolulu.
A picture is worth...
...we landed in Siberia instead of Honolulu.
A picture is worth...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°177
Re: Silly Endings.
------nothing if it's painted by me.
Don't put the cart-----
Don't put the cart-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°178
Re: Silly Endings.
Don't put the cart-----
... in front of the window, I can't see the sexy postman.
No good putting water in...
... in front of the window, I can't see the sexy postman.
No good putting water in...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°179
Re: Silly Endings.
------a bucket with a hole in it.
The lion will lie down----
The lion will lie down----
Whiskers
- Post n°180
Re: Silly Endings.
------ when it's tired.
Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because -----
Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because -----
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°181
Re: Silly Endings.
------they have an identity crisis.
Down in the glen------
Down in the glen------
Kitkat
- Post n°182
Re: Silly Endings.
---------- heading for the fen
comes Robin Hood, Robin Hood, with his band o' men
Cold hands, means -----------
comes Robin Hood, Robin Hood, with his band o' men
Cold hands, means -----------
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°183
Re: Silly Endings.
---the freezer is clean.
I'm a thousand miles from----
I'm a thousand miles from----
Kitkat
- Post n°184
Re: Silly Endings.
------ the place I started at, but I can't remember where I was going.
You can't make an omelette without -------------------
You can't make an omelette without -------------------
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°187
Re: Silly Endings.
-----did you put the cond--s?
When on a blind date----
When on a blind date----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°188
Re: Silly Endings.
... watch where you put that white stick.Feather wrote:When on a blind date----
If the hat fits...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°189
Re: Silly Endings.
----you must have a swollen head.
Moonlight becomes----
Moonlight becomes----
Whiskers
- Post n°190
Re: Silly Endings.
Feather wrote:
Moonlight becomes----
---- sunlight in the morning.
Think before you -----
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°191
Re: Silly Endings.
-----put a post on Facebook.
Always look on the----
Always look on the----
Whiskers
- Post n°192
Re: Silly Endings.
---- floor for lost keys.Feather wrote:
Always look on the----
Dont cast pearls before ----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°193
Re: Silly Endings.
Don't cast pearls before...
...you go down stairs
Don't wear your heart on...
...you go down stairs
Don't wear your heart on...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°194
Re: Silly Endings.
----a sinking surface.
Don't cry for help in a ----
Don't cry for help in a ----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°195
Re: Silly Endings.
Don't cry for help in a ...
... demolition zone.
When in Rome ...
... demolition zone.
When in Rome ...
Whiskers
- Post n°197
Re: Silly Endings.
no sense of humourFeather wrote:----don't mention WW2.
Queen Victoria had---
Roses are red, violets are ----
Kitkat
- Post n°198
Re: Silly Endings.
Roses are red, violets are ----
purple, not flamin' blue!
It never rains but it ---
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°200
Re: Silly Endings.
O, Rosemarie,---
...poor little fool.
Goldilocks ate all the porridge then...
...poor little fool.
Goldilocks ate all the porridge then...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°201
Re: Silly Endings.
-----washed up the plate.
Maid Marion said to Robin---
Maid Marion said to Robin---