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Feather
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    Silly Endings.


    Whiskers

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    Post by Whiskers Mon 09 Feb 2015, 20:13

    ...one when you've got a headache.


    Proof of the pudding is .............
    Jamboree
    Jamboree

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    Post by Jamboree Fri 13 Feb 2015, 04:18

    ------- a short story by O. Henry.  http://www.eastoftheweb.com/short-stories/UBooks/ProoPudd.shtml



    You can't make an omelette without -------------
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:00

    ----not being sick after eating it.


    The spirit is willing but------
    Whiskers
    Whiskers

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    Post by Whiskers Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:58

    ... it's haunting the wrong house.   scared   chair 


    Mary Mary quite contrary, how ..............
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:15

    -----how did you survive in the jungle?

    Humpty Dumpty sat on a ----
    Jamboree
    Jamboree

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    Post by Jamboree Tue 17 Feb 2015, 05:31

    Humpty Dumpty sat on a ----

    ---- thistle.
    Humpty Dumpty gave a great whistle.
    All the Queen's corgis and the bhudda of zen
    couldn't get Humpty to sit there again!



    Should auld acquaintance be ------
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Tue 17 Feb 2015, 11:21

    giggle giggle giggle giggle 
    ----------------------------forgot
     and left inside the grave to rot?
    I'd hassard a guess
    that some would say,"yes"
    but I actually miss them quite a lot.


    When the midnight choo choo leaves-----
    Whiskers
    Whiskers

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    Post by Whiskers Wed 18 Feb 2015, 15:06

    ... on time, I'll eat my hat!


    The higher the mountain ................
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Wed 18 Feb 2015, 17:03

    -------the deeper the valley.


    Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings----
    Whiskers
    Whiskers

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    Post by Whiskers Wed 25 Feb 2015, 14:34

    ....burps, raspberries and dribble!


    If you lie down with dogs..............
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:26

    -----you may arise with fleas.

    There's nothing like a cold beer when----
    Jamboree
    Jamboree

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    Post by Jamboree Fri 27 Feb 2015, 04:46

    ----  you've just had a row with the missus



    A wolf in sheep's ----
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Fri 27 Feb 2015, 08:53

    -----pen spells disaster.


    Suffer the little children to-----
    Whiskers
    Whiskers

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    Post by Whiskers Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:15

    ...eat up all their greens.


    Mirror mirror on the wall............
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:38

    ---------please don't hit me when you fall.


    He who pays the piper----
    Whiskers
    Whiskers

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    Post by Whiskers Sun 01 Mar 2015, 08:18

    ........smokes it.


    Many a true word................
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Mon 02 Mar 2015, 12:16

    -----is wrongly spelt.


    Give me the moonlight, give me the girl and-----
    Jamboree
    Jamboree

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    Post by Jamboree Wed 06 May 2015, 03:50

    ---- I'll give her something to remember me by.


    If you can't beat 'em ----
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Wed 06 May 2015, 08:52

    -----hang the rugs on the line in the wind.

    When the bell tolls---
    Jamboree
    Jamboree

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    Post by Jamboree Thu 07 May 2015, 02:33

    ---- she sighs "He's drunk again. Too sozzled to find the keyhole".


    Who brings a tale takes ------
    Whiskers
    Whiskers

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    Post by Whiskers Fri 08 May 2015, 19:32

    Who brings a tale takes ------

    ...... a chance on being labelled a gossiper!




    What's sauce for the goose is ........................
    lar-lar
    lar-lar

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    Post by lar-lar Fri 03 Jul 2015, 23:25

    gravy for the gander

    I spy with my little....
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Sat 04 Jul 2015, 09:29

    ------microscope, beasties in my cheese.

    Round and round the mulberry bush-----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Mon 06 Jul 2015, 17:46

    Round and round the mulberry bush-----

    ... Benny chased Petula
    until twas she that caught him up
    and spanked him with a ruler.

    Go to the ant, thou sluggard, consider her ways and...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Mon 06 Jul 2015, 21:20

    -----keep trying to move that elephant.


    The flight was marvellous except----

    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Tue 07 Jul 2015, 12:36

    The flight was marvellous except----
    ...we landed in Siberia instead of Honolulu.

    A picture is worth...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Tue 07 Jul 2015, 13:50

    ------nothing if it's painted by me.

    Don't put the cart-----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Tue 07 Jul 2015, 15:02

    Don't put the cart-----
    ... in front of the window, I can't see the sexy postman.


    No good putting water in...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Thu 09 Jul 2015, 13:22

    ------a bucket with a hole in it.

    The lion will lie down----
    Whiskers
    Whiskers

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    Post by Whiskers Thu 09 Jul 2015, 15:59

    ------ when it's tired.  shrug


    Wise men talk because they have something to say.  Fools talk because -----
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Thu 09 Jul 2015, 17:11

    ------they have an identity crisis.

    Down in the glen------
    Kitkat
    Kitkat

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    Post by Kitkat Tue 01 Sep 2015, 10:31

    Silly Endings. - Page 4 A21  ---------- heading for the fen
    comes Robin Hood, Robin Hood, with his band o' men    Silly Endings. - Page 4 A21



    Cold hands, means -----------
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Tue 01 Sep 2015, 10:44

    ---the freezer is clean.

    I'm a thousand miles from----
    Kitkat
    Kitkat

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    Post by Kitkat Tue 01 Sep 2015, 11:04

    ------ the place I started at, but I can't remember where I was going. surprised


    You can't make an omelette without -------------------
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Tue 01 Sep 2015, 11:14

    ------breaking shells.

    Tea for two can---
    Whiskers
    Whiskers

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    Post by Whiskers Tue 01 Sep 2015, 19:40

    ---be even better with biscuits.



    Romeo Romeo where --------
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Tue 01 Sep 2015, 21:03

    -----did you put the cond--s?


    When on a blind date----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Tue 25 Oct 2016, 09:38

    Feather wrote:When on a blind date----
    ... watch where you put that white stick.

    If the hat fits...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Tue 25 Oct 2016, 11:27

    ----you must have a swollen head.

    Moonlight becomes----
    Whiskers
    Whiskers

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    Post by Whiskers Wed 26 Oct 2016, 13:03

    Feather wrote:
    Moonlight becomes----

    ---- sunlight in the morning.



    Think before you -----
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Wed 26 Oct 2016, 15:46

    -----put a post on Facebook.

    Always look on the----
    Whiskers
    Whiskers

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    Post by Whiskers Fri 28 Oct 2016, 18:54

    Feather wrote:

    Always look on the----
    ---- floor for lost keys.


    Dont cast pearls before ----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Fri 28 Oct 2016, 22:10

    Don't cast pearls before...
    ...you go down stairs

    Don't wear your heart on...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Tue 01 Nov 2016, 12:39

    ----a sinking surface.

    Don't cry for help in a ----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Tue 01 Nov 2016, 12:42

    Don't cry for help in a ...

    ... demolition zone.


    When in Rome ...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Tue 01 Nov 2016, 14:00

    ----don't mention WW2.

    Queen Victoria had---
    Whiskers
    Whiskers

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    Post by Whiskers Tue 01 Nov 2016, 14:15

    Feather wrote:----don't mention WW2.

    Queen Victoria had---
    no sense of humour


    Roses are red, violets are ----
    Kitkat
    Kitkat

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    Post by Kitkat Tue 01 Nov 2016, 18:09

    Roses are red, violets are ----

    purple, not flamin' blue!


    It never rains but it ---
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Tue 01 Nov 2016, 21:45

    ---soaks my shoes.

    O, Rosemarie,----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Wed 02 Nov 2016, 08:14

    O, Rosemarie,---

    ...poor little fool.


    Goldilocks ate all the porridge then...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Wed 02 Nov 2016, 12:26

    -----washed up the plate.

    Maid Marion said to Robin---

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