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I believe in a thing called....
I believe in a thing called....
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Kitkat
Feather
6 posters
Silly Endings.
Feather- Location : Scotland
-----astronomy.
Henry V111th thought a lot about----
Henry V111th thought a lot about----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
Henry V111th thought a lot about---
... Roman numerals (trying to work out which Henry he was)
Of course he also thought a lot about his next wife.
If you see a £50 note lying in the street...
... Roman numerals (trying to work out which Henry he was)
Of course he also thought a lot about his next wife.
If you see a £50 note lying in the street...
Feather- Location : Scotland
-----someone will get to it before you.
I don't trust my lawyer because-----
I don't trust my lawyer because-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
I don't trust my lawyer because---
... he has a spotty nose.
If somebody steps hard on your foot...
... he has a spotty nose.
If somebody steps hard on your foot...
Feather- Location : Scotland
----kick him with the other one.
The best medicine is----
The best medicine is----
Jamboree
---a fine single malt whisky!
If you're not in you can't -----
If you're not in you can't -----
Feather- Location : Scotland
-----you can't break out.
When you see crocodile tears----
When you see crocodile tears----
Jamboree
---you know he's just seen his dentist's bill
A stitch in time ------
A stitch in time ------
Feather- Location : Scotland
-----saves you from bleeding out.
If you burst the bubble-----
If you burst the bubble-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
If you burst the bubble---
...the gum will stick to your face.
If your table has a wonky leg...
...the gum will stick to your face.
If your table has a wonky leg...
Feather- Location : Scotland
------don't trust the chairs either.
It's time for bed when-----
It's time for bed when-----
Kitkat
--- their eyes meet.
You cannot beat a good ---
You cannot beat a good ---
Feather- Location : Scotland
----slap in the face to quell hysterics.
True friendship is----
True friendship is----
Kitkat
--- a rare and precious thing.
When the sun hits the yardstick -----
When the sun hits the yardstick -----
Feather- Location : Scotland
------roll over and dream.
If you can't keep your mouth shut------
If you can't keep your mouth shut------
Whiskers
---the flies will get in.
Christmas is coming and the geese-----
Christmas is coming and the geese-----
Feather- Location : Scotland
-----are cursing Jesus.
If you ride on the back of a snowgoose------
If you ride on the back of a snowgoose------
Whiskers
---you will get goosebumps all the way.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to-------
Jack and Jill went up the hill to-------
Feather- Location : Scotland
-----spy on the valley below.
Ten green bottles-----
Ten green bottles-----
Kitkat
on St Paddy's DayFeather wrote:Ten green bottles-----
Made one green reveller
Dance and sing and play.
The higher the mountain ------
Feather- Location : Scotland
-----the colder your toes.
Christmas is not-----
Christmas is not-----
Jamboree
--- the same without the sprouts.
If the cap fits ---
If the cap fits ---
Feather- Location : Scotland
-----your head's too big.
In the year 2050-----
In the year 2050-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
In the year 2050---
...We'll still be dreaming of a better world.
If you're sleepless in Seattle...
...We'll still be dreaming of a better world.
If you're sleepless in Seattle...
Feather- Location : Scotland
------look for a dream lover.
If Santa comes down your chimney------
If Santa comes down your chimney------
Stardust- Location : City of Light
If Santa comes down your chimney---
...put the fire out, quick!
If you can't stop your hiccups...
...put the fire out, quick!
If you can't stop your hiccups...
Feather- Location : Scotland
------stand naked at a mirror. The shock will do it!!
Button your lip before----
Button your lip before----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
Button your lip before---
...you zip up your trousers, or should that be the other way around?
If you hear an eerie, scary laugh while out in the dark...
Feather- Location : Scotland
----you're probably near the hyena enclosure.
The willow was weeping because------
The willow was weeping because------
Kitkat
--- the birch was beating it.
Don't get angry, get ------
Don't get angry, get ------
Feather- Location : Scotland
-----over it.
The groom got cold feet because----
The groom got cold feet because----
Jamboree
----the wedding was in an igloo.
The east wind shall blow and we shall have -----
The east wind shall blow and we shall have -----
Kitkat
--- to get our thermals out soon!
The proof of the pudding is -------
The proof of the pudding is -------
Stardust- Location : City of Light
The proof of the pudding is ---
...leading to a guilty verdict.
See the world through rose tinted...
...leading to a guilty verdict.
See the world through rose tinted...
Feather- Location : Scotland
-----double glazing.
Through the gap in the wall-----
Through the gap in the wall-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
Through the gap in the wall---
...there's a secret passage into the Chatbox.
Where there's a will, there's a ...
...there's a secret passage into the Chatbox.
Where there's a will, there's a ...
Feather- Location : Scotland
------satisfied lawyer.
If you can't keep your temper-----
If you can't keep your temper-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
If you can't keep your temper---
...sell it for the best price.
If the cap fits...
...sell it for the best price.
If the cap fits...
Feather- Location : Scotland
This one was on short ago.
----your head's too big.
----your head's too big.
Stardust- Location : City of Light
Oops, sorry 'bout that.Feather wrote:This one was on short ago.
----your head's too big.
Half a pound of tuppeny rice...
Feather- Location : Scotland
------doesn't exist any more.
Don't punch above ------
Don't punch above ------
Whiskers
---my head anymore. If you knock my hat off I'll knock your block off!
Christmas is coming and the geese are -----------
Christmas is coming and the geese are -----------
Feather- Location : Scotland
-----hoping everyone loves turkey.
When the fat hits the fire-----
When the fat hits the fire-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
When the fat hits the fire---
...the fire weeps and puts himself out.
Smile and the world...
...the fire weeps and puts himself out.
Smile and the world...
Feather- Location : Scotland
------sees your teeth gaps!!
Henry V111th had six wives but no-----
Henry V111th had six wives but no-----
Whiskers
--- table manners.
Dont sit under the apple tree with -----
Dont sit under the apple tree with -----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
Dont sit under the apple tree with ---
... no helmet on your head.
When you're caught out under the mistletoe...
... no helmet on your head.
When you're caught out under the mistletoe...
Feather- Location : Scotland
------don't take it seriously.
When the pendulum swings----
When the pendulum swings----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
When the pendulum swings---
... get out of the way quickly.
If you've run out of marmalade for your morning toast ...
... get out of the way quickly.
If you've run out of marmalade for your morning toast ...
Feather- Location : Scotland
------blame yourself!!
Blood is thicker than----
Blood is thicker than----
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61-BLUES
