Never argue with a woman!

by **Kitkat** Wed 27 Aug 2014, 17:26

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Never argue with a woman!

Post by Kitkat Wed 27 Aug 2014, 17:26

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out herself.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read a book. The peace and solitude are magnificent

Along comes a Fish & Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that quite obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I am reading!'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up a ticket.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL:
Never argue with a woman who reads...
It's likely she can also think!

by **Stardust** Fri 21 Oct 2016, 14:31

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Re: Never argue with a woman!

Post by Stardust Fri 21 Oct 2016, 14:31

As Ogden Nash wrote in "A Word to Husbands":

To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it;
Whenever you're right, shut up...

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Never argue with a woman!

Never argue with a woman!

MORAL:
Never argue with a woman who reads...
It's likely she can also think!

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