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Kitkat
Feather
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    Silly Endings.


    Stardust

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    Post by Stardust Fri 23 Mar 2018, 17:25

    When the cookie crumbles----
    ...the dog's sitting ready.

    You've found Aladdin's lamp but the genie won't wake up...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Fri 23 Mar 2018, 20:44

    ----until you kiss him.   UGH !!!

    Peter Piper picked---
    Kitkat
    Kitkat

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    Post by Kitkat Fri 23 Mar 2018, 22:21

    --- an argument with Mary Mary Quite Contrary.

    Oh, Danny boy, the pipes ---------
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Sat 24 Mar 2018, 07:29

    Oh, Danny boy, the pipes ---------
    ...are blocked again!

    A pigeon's looking at you through the window...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Sat 24 Mar 2018, 09:38

    ---but doesn't see the crouching cat behind it.

    My love is like----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Sat 24 Mar 2018, 18:14

    My love is like----
    ...a helium balloon.

    You've won a dive in a yellow submarine...
    Whiskers
    Whiskers

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    Post by Whiskers Sun 25 Mar 2018, 12:31

    --- but you hitch a ride in a green tugboat instead (claustrophobic!).

    This little piggy went to ---------
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Sun 25 Mar 2018, 12:47

    -----the vegetable patch.

    When the red red robin----
    Whiskers
    Whiskers

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    Post by Whiskers Sun 25 Mar 2018, 13:45

    When the red red robin----
    ---marries the yellow yellow canary, there'll be orange orange babies in the nest

    Never let the sun go down on ------
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Sun 25 Mar 2018, 15:20

    -----UKIP !!

    "Wee,sleekit, cowerin', timorous beastie----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Sun 25 Mar 2018, 20:58

    "Wee,sleekit, cowerin', timorous beastie----
    ...tell me where I left that dictionary.

    The milkmaid's struggling with the churn...
    Kitkat
    Kitkat

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    Post by Kitkat Mon 26 Mar 2018, 12:33

    The milkmaid's struggling with the churn...
    ... leaving a trail of milk all through the fern.

    Never fear -----------
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Mon 26 Mar 2018, 13:19

    Never fear -----------
    ... what isn't near.

    Someone at the concert just screamed in your ear...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Mon 26 Mar 2018, 16:17

    ---but you didn't hear it as the music had deafened you.

    If it rains on your parade----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Mon 26 Mar 2018, 16:59

    If it rains on your parade----
    ...dance between the raindrops.

    Someone else blew out your birthday candles...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Mon 26 Mar 2018, 21:51

    ---and singed her fringe.

    Summer time and the -----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Tue 27 Mar 2018, 10:54

    Summer time and the -----
    ...roads are clogged with holidaymakers.

    Watch out for the coconuts falling...
    Kitkat
    Kitkat

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    Post by Kitkat Wed 28 Mar 2018, 11:37

    --- off the back of that lorry.

    Your guess is as good as ----------
    Whiskers
    Whiskers

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    Post by Whiskers Fri 30 Mar 2018, 12:41

    --- wishful thinking.

    Desperate times call for --------
    Jamboree
    Jamboree

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    Post by Jamboree Sat 31 Mar 2018, 16:11

    ... a double brandy.

    You've made your bed, so ...............
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Tue 03 Apr 2018, 17:44

    You've made your bed, so ...............
    ...you won't be tempted to get back in and have a lie-in.

    At the end of the rainbow you'll find...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Wed 04 Apr 2018, 10:21

    -----thousands of people waiting.

    Old King Cole was a----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Wed 04 Apr 2018, 10:55

    Old King Cole was a----
    ...merry man fond of fiddlers.

    Tie a yellow ribbon round...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Wed 04 Apr 2018, 12:20

    -----your ponytail

    If you go out to eat-----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Wed 04 Apr 2018, 17:48

    If you go out to eat-----
    ...don't forget to feed the dog first.

    You see a shooting star but can't think of a wish...
    Kitkat
    Kitkat

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    Post by Kitkat Wed 04 Apr 2018, 17:49

    --- today, don't forget to bring your brolly.

    Rome was not built in ---------

    Oops!  Stardust and I cross-posted.  Just ignore this one.
    Kitkat
    Kitkat

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    Post by Kitkat Wed 04 Apr 2018, 18:18

    You see a shooting star but can't think of a wish...
    --- that you haven't already made a hundred times before.

    God save our gracious .................
    Whiskers
    Whiskers

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    Post by Whiskers Wed 04 Apr 2018, 20:31

    --- Bengal tigers from becoming extinct.

    Tigers are rarely killed with guns, as a bullet hole affects the value of the skin. So they are given poisoned meat, and suffer a slow and agonising death which sometimes takes several days.
    more   https://owlcation.com/stem/Endangered-Animals-of-the-Rainforest


    In for a penny ----------------
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Thu 05 Apr 2018, 08:53

    In for a penny ----------------
    ...don't forget to wash your hands.

    When you walk through a storm...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Thu 05 Apr 2018, 10:00

    Stardust, I'd like to point out---nicely--- that the first half of these expressions should be an incomplete clause, not a complete sentence ie it should be a subordinate not an independent clause so that we don't have to begin with a conjunction every time.

    If you see a shooting star but can't think of a wish---
    just duck!!

    When the moon hits the sky like a  big piece of pie------
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Thu 05 Apr 2018, 11:18

    Feather wrote:Stardust, I'd like to point out---nicely--- that the first half of these expressions should be an incomplete clause, not a complete sentence ie it should be a subordinate not an independent clause so that we don't have to begin with a conjunction every time.

    If you see a shooting star but can't think of a wish---
    just duck!!

    When the moon hits the sky like a  big piece of pie------

    You've lost me completely, Feather... shrug
    clauses, subordinates, conjunctions... hairpull

    sorry, I guess I'll have to look them all up in a dictionary. Shocked

    In the meantime I'd better go and hide away with shame. wary
    Whiskers
    Whiskers

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    Post by Whiskers Thu 05 Apr 2018, 11:45

    When the moon hits the sky like a  big piece of pie------
    --- you've had one too many vodkas!

    It's never too late to ---
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Thu 05 Apr 2018, 12:16

    -----apologise, as I now do to Stardust. I always assumed you had a huge grounding in English grammar. You always write as if you understand all the nuances thereof!!!!
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Thu 05 Apr 2018, 14:05

    Feather wrote:-----apologise, as I now do to Stardust. I always assumed you had a huge grounding in English grammar. You always write as if you understand all the nuances thereof!!!!

    Don't worry about it, Feather.
    You've made me face up to my failings.shame
    I'm glad it's not all bad though.

    Back to the game:
    Whiskers wrote:When the moon hits the sky like a  big piece of pie------
    --- you've had one too many vodkas!

    It's never too late to ---
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Thu 05 Apr 2018, 15:43

    -----learn.

    Water, water everywhere but----
    Whiskers
    Whiskers

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    Post by Whiskers Thu 05 Apr 2018, 19:03

    Feather wrote:
    the first half of these expressions should be an incomplete clause, not a complete sentence ie it should be a subordinate not an independent clause so that we don't have to begin with a conjunction every time.

    Huh? scratchhead


    Water, water everywhere but----
    --- the ducks are happy.

    Time and tide wait for ----------
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Thu 05 Apr 2018, 20:45

    ---the sun and the moon.

    When searching for a solution----
    Whiskers
    Whiskers

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    Post by Whiskers Fri 06 Apr 2018, 14:53

    --- dont do it through rose-tinted glasses.

    You cant make an omelette without ------------
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Fri 06 Apr 2018, 17:17

    -----our feathered friends.

    The darkest time is----
    Whiskers
    Whiskers

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    Post by Whiskers Fri 06 Apr 2018, 17:40

    --- when you forget to pay the lekky bill.

    Eat, drink and be --------
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Fri 06 Apr 2018, 21:32

    -----ill the next day.
    An elephant never-----
    Whiskers
    Whiskers

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    Post by Whiskers Fri 06 Apr 2018, 21:39

    --- could fit in my car.

    Wake up and smell the -------
    Whiskers
    Whiskers

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    Post by Whiskers Fri 06 Apr 2018, 21:48

    Hey--- I am now a VIP Kat! afraid   yay
    My profile has changed by itself.  I didnt do anything! I just turned 1250 posts. purr  banana
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Sat 07 Apr 2018, 09:48

    ----the corruption!!

    Follow your dreams to----
    Whiskers
    Whiskers

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    Post by Whiskers Sat 07 Apr 2018, 13:41

    --- see where they lead you.

    You take the high road and I'll ------
    Jamboree
    Jamboree

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    Post by Jamboree Sat 07 Apr 2018, 16:29

    ... just pop into this pub and wait till you get back.

    You never know what you've got until ................
    Kitkat
    Kitkat

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    Post by Kitkat Mon 09 Apr 2018, 09:21

    --- the doc makes the diagnosis.

    A nod's as good as a wink to ---------
    Whiskers
    Whiskers

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    Post by Whiskers Mon 09 Apr 2018, 19:21

    --- a mugger's accomplice.

    Look before you ---------
    Kitkat
    Kitkat

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    Post by Kitkat Thu 12 Apr 2018, 22:21

    --- take another sip of that beer - (a wasp has just landed in it!)

    The spirit is willing but ---
    Whiskers
    Whiskers

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    Post by Whiskers Sat 14 Apr 2018, 21:32

    --- its just not ready.

    Out of the mouths of babes and ---------
    Kitkat
    Kitkat

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    Post by Kitkat Fri 27 Apr 2018, 09:19

    --- those who have overdone it the night before, comes this morning's breakfast! (sorry ...) get coat



    Live and let ------------

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