by -----peed on my fiddle.
Little boy blue, come-----
Little boy blue, come-----
+2
Kitkat
Feather
6 posters
Silly Endings.
Kitkat
----- out of the loo,Little boy blue, come-----
My face is going blue
Cos I badly need to poo
Hickory Dickory Dock, the mouse -----------
Feather- Location : Scotland
----tried but couldn't tell the time.
If you can't get a burger, try
If you can't get a burger, try
Kitkat
--- not to cry.
Wake up and smell the ------------
Wake up and smell the ------------
Feather- Location : Scotland
----sea.
When the time comes-----
When the time comes-----
Kitkat
--- it'll be gone again in a tick.
Don't be sorry, just be ---------
Don't be sorry, just be ---------
Feather- Location : Scotland
---wiser.
If you wrap yourself in cotton wool--------------
If you wrap yourself in cotton wool--------------
Whiskers
--- you'll be a giant cotton wool ball.
Give me the child at 5 and ----------
Give me the child at 5 and ----------
Feather- Location : Scotland
---I'll have him for life.
In 1900,---
In 1900,---
Kitkat
--- none of us were alive.
Remember, remember the fifth ---------------
Remember, remember the fifth ---------------
Feather- Location : Scotland
--ammendment.
When you get the key of the door-----
When you get the key of the door-----
Kitkat
--- in your hand, make sure not to drop it back down the loo again!
An apple a day keeps ---------------
An apple a day keeps ---------------
Jamboree
....the hunger at bay.
Don't run before you can ..............
Don't run before you can ..............
Feather- Location : Scotland
-----fight back.
Little Miss Muffet sat----
Little Miss Muffet sat----
Kitkat
--- on a chair - and broke it! Oh dear, she's been stuffing too much of that curds & whey.
Little Bo Peep has lost her ---------------
Little Bo Peep has lost her ---------------
Feather- Location : Scotland
-----bank card.
When it's Spring again----
When it's Spring again----
Whiskers
--- we'll go Dutch again.
Mind the pennies and -------
Mind the pennies and -------
Feather- Location : Scotland
---they won't fall out of your hands.
The sun shines on ----
The sun shines on ----
Kitkat
--- on the sea shore. (Try saying all that when you've had a few ... 
)
If you're happy and you know it ------------------
)If you're happy and you know it ------------------
Feather- Location : Scotland
----show your teeth.
The vicar said---
The vicar said---
Whiskers
--- Another tart? No thanks i've been stuffing them all day.
Sticks and stones may ------------
Sticks and stones may ------------
Feather- Location : Scotland
-----build the shed.
Turn a deaf ear when----
Turn a deaf ear when----
Whiskers
--- offered it.
Two wrongs dont -----------
Two wrongs dont -----------
Feather- Location : Scotland
---deserve a pardon.
If you land in the soup---
If you land in the soup---
Whiskers
--- just dont make a meal of it.
It takes two to ---------------
It takes two to ---------------
Feather- Location : Scotland
-----hold a skipping rope.
When you lie in the sun---
When you lie in the sun---
Kitkat
--- you will lie in the rain also. (A lie is a lie, even though you try to hide it with sunglasses!) 
Rome was not built in ---------------
Rome was not built in ---------------
Feather- Location : Scotland
-----France.
The pig has a ---
The pig has a ---
Kitkat
--- big nose.
One step at a ------------------
One step at a ------------------
Feather- Location : Scotland
---cliff edge could be your last.
There is no smoke---
There is no smoke---
Kitkat
--- coming from my e-ciggy; time to charge it up again.
What goes up must ----------------
What goes up must ----------------
Feather- Location : Scotland
----defy gravity.
Dick Wittington's cat-----
Dick Wittington's cat-----
Whiskers
--- ate my crisps.
Fee-fi-fo-fum I smell -----------
Fee-fi-fo-fum I smell -----------
Feather- Location : Scotland
-----I smell the gas from Grandad's bum.
Mirror, mirror, on the wall-----
Mirror, mirror, on the wall-----
Whiskers
--- I like how you make my bum look small.
If you cant take the heat ----------
If you cant take the heat ----------
Feather- Location : Scotland
----don't visit the sauna.
If you wear a wig----
If you wear a wig----
Whiskers
--- check the weather forecast before you go out.
An elephant never ---------
An elephant never ---------
Feather- Location : Scotland
--weighs less than 2 lbs.
A rose by any other name would----
A rose by any other name would----
Whiskers
--- not be a dandelion.
The course of true love never ------------
The course of true love never ------------
Jamboree
--- ends.
It's not over till the fat lady ----------------
It's not over till the fat lady ----------------
Feather- Location : Scotland
---diets
Look for a four leafed clover when----
Look for a four leafed clover when----
Kitkat
--- that black cat runs off with your lucky rabbit's foot that you dropped when you were walking under the ladder.
Good fortune comes to those who ----
Good fortune comes to those who ----
Feather- Location : Scotland
----often do not deserve it.
If you don't cover all options-----
If you don't cover all options-----
Whiskers
--- you are an idiot.
No use crying over ------------
No use crying over ------------
Feather- Location : Scotland
-----missed chances.
Bring a bottle to the party because----
Bring a bottle to the party because----
Kitkat
--- it's a Bring a Bottle party. 
The pen is mightier than -----
The pen is mightier than -----
Feather- Location : Scotland
-----the pencil.
Be thankful for small-----
Be thankful for small-----
Kitkat
--- waist circumference, cos it doesn't stay like that forever!
A little bit of what you fancy ------
A little bit of what you fancy ------
Feather- Location : Scotland
----isn't enough.
If you can't finish the job----
If you can't finish the job----
Kitkat
--- bribe someone to do it for you!
A trouble shared ------
A trouble shared ------
Feather- Location : Scotland
---is common knowledge.
When the moon is full----
When the moon is full----
by 
61-BLUES
