Silly Endings.

by **Stardust** Mon 06 Jun 2011, 12:40

Stardust

Post n°101

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust Mon 06 Jun 2011, 12:40

A nod's as good as a wink to-----
... the auctioneer.

Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. (André Gide)

Man cannot discover new oceans unless ...

by **Feather** Mon 06 Jun 2011, 15:30

Feather

Feather: Location : Scotland

Post n°102

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather Mon 06 Jun 2011, 15:30

----has a boat.

Time waits----

by **Stardust** Mon 06 Jun 2011, 15:45

Stardust

Stardust: Location : City of Light

Post n°103

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust Mon 06 Jun 2011, 15:45

Time waits----
... and waits ...
... and waits ...
... still waiting! Silly Endings. - Page 3 2231572430

A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.

A bit of fragrance clings ...

by **Feather** Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:12

Feather

Feather: Location : Scotland

Post n°104

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:12

A bit of fragrance clings---
to me always!!! lololol

The good shepherd-----

by **Kitkat** Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:33

Kitkat

Kitkat

Post n°105

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:33

.

--- counts sheep to keep awake.

A bird in hand ------

by **Feather** Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:16

Feather

Feather: Location : Scotland

Post n°106

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:16

Been done earlier--

-----craps on the wrist.

Smile and the ---

by **Whiskers** Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:17

Whiskers

Whiskers

Post n°107

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:17

----world know's you're up to something.

People who live in glass houses -------

by **Feather** Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:58

Feather

Feather: Location : Scotland

Post n°108

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:58

That one's been done already but here's another ending---

---------------need tall ladders to clean the windows.

Set a thief to-----

by **Stardust** Mon 27 Jun 2011, 11:34

Stardust

Stardust: Location : City of Light

Post n°109

Set a thief to-----

Post by Stardust Mon 27 Jun 2011, 11:34

Set a thief to-----

... steal that ugly ceramic fish your mother-in-law brought you back from Greece and finally get rid of it with a good excuse for it's disappearance. (Let's hope she doesn't buy you a replacement!).

Appropriately: A fool judges people by the presents they bring him.

A fool judges people by ...

by **Feather** Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:36

Feather

Feather: Location : Scotland

Post n°110

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:36

------the size of their bank balance.

Two steps forward and----

by **Stardust** Tue 28 Jun 2011, 09:21

Stardust

Stardust: Location : City of Light

Post n°111

Don't throw pearls to swine

Post by Stardust Tue 28 Jun 2011, 09:21

Two steps forward and----
... you just volunteered to do the dirty job nobody wants. Silly Endings. - Page 3 4030250666

Don't throw pearls ...

by **Feather** Wed 06 Jul 2011, 09:18

Feather

Feather: Location : Scotland

Post n°112

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather Wed 06 Jul 2011, 09:18

Don't throw pearls----

------in a field. It will cofuse the rabbits!!! (colour change of poo)

What you sow-----

by **Stardust** Thu 07 Jul 2011, 14:36

Stardust

Stardust: Location : City of Light

Post n°113

What goes up must come down

Post by Stardust Thu 07 Jul 2011, 14:36

Feather wrote:Don't throw pearls----
------in a field. It will cofuse the rabbits!!! (colour change of poo)

Dunno about the rabbits, it's confused me!!!

What you sow-----
...will be a surprise cos I mixed up the seeds. Na na na na na!!!

What goes up...

by **Feather** Thu 07 Jul 2011, 22:54

Feather

Feather: Location : Scotland

Post n°114

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather Thu 07 Jul 2011, 22:54

What goes up---

-----is the cost of living.

There's many a slip-----

by **Stardust** Mon 11 Jul 2011, 09:42

Stardust

Stardust: Location : City of Light

Post n°115

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust Mon 11 Jul 2011, 09:42

There's many a slip -----
... could be avoided with rubber-soled shoes.

Marry in haste...

by **Feather** Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:59

Feather

Feather: Location : Scotland

Post n°116

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:59

Marry in haste---

-----and your life you may waste.

Don't trouble Trouble till----

by **Stardust** Tue 12 Jul 2011, 09:01

Stardust

Stardust: Location : City of Light

Post n°117

Every flock has its black sheep

Post by Stardust Tue 12 Jul 2011, 09:01

Don't trouble Trouble till----
... he's already in the door, then show him the way out.

Every flock ...

by **Feather** Tue 12 Jul 2011, 09:34

Feather

Feather: Location : Scotland

Post n°118

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather Tue 12 Jul 2011, 09:34

---wallpaper is old fashioned.

If you can't do the time----

by **Stardust** Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:24

Stardust

Stardust: Location : City of Light

Post n°119

If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings

Post by Stardust Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:24

If you can't do the time----
... don't watch the clock.

If every fool wore a crown ...

by **Stardust** Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:13

Stardust

Stardust: Location : City of Light

Post n°120

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:13

Bumping

If every fool wore a crown ...

by **Jamboree** Sat 13 Aug 2011, 14:55

Jamboree

Jamboree

Post n°121

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Jamboree Sat 13 Aug 2011, 14:55

Stardust wrote:If every fool wore a crown ...

There'd be a kingdom of right royal fools

Finders keepers, losers .............

by **Feather** Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:36

Feather

Feather: Location : Scotland

Post n°122

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:36

Finders keepers----Losers are well rid! Silly Endings. - Page 3 2969143883

Empty barrels----

by **Kitkat** Tue 27 Sep 2011, 18:48

Kitkat

Kitkat

Post n°123

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat Tue 27 Sep 2011, 18:48

Feather wrote:Empty barrels----

--- and hangovers - sign of a good party the night before drunken

The harder they come ----

(okay - keep it clean, Feather) Neutral

by **Feather** Tue 27 Sep 2011, 18:58

Feather

Feather: Location : Scotland

Post n°124

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather Tue 27 Sep 2011, 18:58

The harder they come---

---the wimpier they go.

She's a sweetie with a soft centre.
He's a ----

by **Stardust** Wed 05 Oct 2011, 12:03

Stardust

Stardust: Location : City of Light

Post n°125

Sugar and spice and all things nice

Post by Stardust Wed 05 Oct 2011, 12:03

Feather wrote:
She's a sweetie with a soft centre.
He's a ----

... nut with a hard shell.

Life is like a box of chocolates ...

by **Feather** Thu 06 Oct 2011, 21:49

Feather

Feather: Location : Scotland

Post n°126

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather Thu 06 Oct 2011, 21:49

Life is like a box of chocolates----

----when you start it, you think it will last forever but, before you know it, the best is all gone and you're left with what nobody wants.

When the red, red robin---

by **Stardust** Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:23

Stardust

Stardust: Location : City of Light

Post n°127

There's many a true word spoken in jest

Post by Stardust Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:23

When the red, red robin---
... married his one true love, he finally stopped blushing.

There's many a true word ...

by **Jamboree** Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:47

Jamboree

Jamboree

Post n°128

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Jamboree Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:47

Stardust wrote:There's many a true word ...

........ twisted into a lie.

Breakfast like a king ......................................

by **Stardust** Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:38

Stardust

Stardust: Location : City of Light

Post n°129

Barking dogs seldom bite

Post by Stardust Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:38

Jamboree wrote:Breakfast like a king ...

... just don't forget the Alka Seltzer!

Barking dogs seldom ...

by **Feather** Fri 14 Oct 2011, 13:03

Feather

Feather: Location : Scotland

Post n°130

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather Fri 14 Oct 2011, 13:03

Barking dogs seldom---
---please the neighbours.

Show me a man who truly loves and-----

by **Feather** Sat 24 Jan 2015, 09:43

Feather

Feather: Location : Scotland

Post n°131

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather Sat 24 Jan 2015, 09:43

----I'll marry him tomorrow.

When push comes to shove---

by **Kitkat** Sat 24 Jan 2015, 14:29

Kitkat

Kitkat

Post n°132

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat Sat 24 Jan 2015, 14:29

--- you know you've met the playground bully.

If you can't beat 'em ---

by **Feather** Sat 24 Jan 2015, 16:23

Feather

Feather: Location : Scotland

Post n°133

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather Sat 24 Jan 2015, 16:23

------get a bigger bat.

Round and round the mulberry bush------

by **Kitkat** Sat 24 Jan 2015, 16:48

Kitkat

Kitkat

Post n°134

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat Sat 24 Jan 2015, 16:48

--- makes a dizzy blonde

Hey diddle diddle, the cat ---

by **Whiskers** Sat 24 Jan 2015, 19:46

Whiskers

Whiskers

Post n°135

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers Sat 24 Jan 2015, 19:46

...... did a piddle right in the middle of the mat surprised

You show me yours and I'll .......

by **Feather** Sat 24 Jan 2015, 21:41

Feather

Feather: Location : Scotland

Post n°136

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather Sat 24 Jan 2015, 21:41

----find something insulting to say about it.

I'm looking through rose coloured glasses but----------

by **Whiskers** Sat 24 Jan 2015, 22:11

Whiskers

Whiskers

Post n°137

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers Sat 24 Jan 2015, 22:11

.... Rose is blind as a bat without them

When a door closes another ....

by **Feather** Tue 27 Jan 2015, 09:05

Feather

Feather: Location : Scotland

Post n°138

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather Tue 27 Jan 2015, 09:05

-----------leads the way to perdition.

Come all ye faithful------

by **Jamboree** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 04:21

Jamboree

Jamboree

Post n°139

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Jamboree Fri 30 Jan 2015, 04:21

--- Don't mind the gap

Familiarity breeds ---

by **Feather** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 07:48

Feather

Feather: Location : Scotland

Post n°140

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather Fri 30 Jan 2015, 07:48

-----more babies.

Red sky at night----

by **Whiskers** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 13:44

Whiskers

Whiskers

Post n°141

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers Fri 30 Jan 2015, 13:44

.....means your house is on fire! surprised

The higher you climb ...............

by **Feather** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:04

Feather

Feather: Location : Scotland

Post n°142

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:04

-----the bigger the hurt when you fall.

When the bough breaks----

by **Whiskers** Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:26

Whiskers

Whiskers

Post n°143

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:26

... don't come crawling to me.

Cold hands ..........

by **Feather** Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:58

Feather

Feather: Location : Scotland

Post n°144

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:58

-----put you off intimacy.

Every dog has----

by **Whiskers** Sun 01 Feb 2015, 17:46

Whiskers

Whiskers

Post n°145

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers Sun 01 Feb 2015, 17:46

... a tail to tell.

The higher the mountain .......

by **Feather** Sun 01 Feb 2015, 20:44

Feather

Feather: Location : Scotland

Post n°146

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather Sun 01 Feb 2015, 20:44

-----the colder at the top.

A watched kettle---

by **Whiskers** Sun 08 Feb 2015, 11:03

Whiskers

Whiskers

Post n°147

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers Sun 08 Feb 2015, 11:03

....won't tell the time no matter how long you watch it.

Rob Peter to pay ..........

by **Feather** Sun 08 Feb 2015, 11:36

Feather

Feather: Location : Scotland

Post n°148

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather Sun 08 Feb 2015, 11:36

----the electricity bill.

Go teach your grandmother to----

by **Whiskers** Mon 09 Feb 2015, 12:48

Whiskers

Whiskers

Post n°149

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers Mon 09 Feb 2015, 12:48

...use her new laptop.

It takes two to .............

by **Feather** Mon 09 Feb 2015, 13:10

Feather

Feather: Location : Scotland

Post n°150

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather Mon 09 Feb 2015, 13:10

-----make a duo.

Two heads are better than---

by **Whiskers** Mon 09 Feb 2015, 20:13

Whiskers

Whiskers

Post n°151

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers Mon 09 Feb 2015, 20:13

...one when you've got a headache.

Proof of the pudding is .............

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