Silly Endings.

by **Feather** on Mon 25 Apr 2011, 10:54 am

Here's an example---

A bird in the hand---

by **Feather** on Mon 25 Apr 2011, 10:56 am

----craps on your wrist.

It never rains-----

by **KitKat** on Mon 25 Apr 2011, 11:54 am

It never rains ----

It's only pissing cats and dogs

If you can't stand the heat ----

by **Feather** on Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:29 pm

----take off your thermals.

It's always darkest----

by **KitKat** on Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:34 pm

---- when you forget to pay the electricity bill

When the cat's away ----

by **Feather** on Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:08 am

---the dog relaxes.

Don't count your chickens---

by **KitKat** on Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:00 pm

--- after you've left the hen house door open

Many hands make ---

by **Feather** on Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:01 pm

---half that number of people!!

Don't kill the goose----

by Guest on Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:09 pm

Till you've had the oven fixed.

A little of what you fancy...

by **Feather** on Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:15 pm

---is never enough!!

The grass is always greener-----

by Guest on Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:16 am

When rolled into a spliff.

Those who can do, those who can't..... (

)

by **KitKat** on Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:22 am

--- get done.

The proof of the pudding is ---

by **Feather** on Wed 27 Apr 2011, 8:56 am

------ obesity!

People in glass houses----

by **Stardust** on Wed 27 Apr 2011, 1:42 pm

... spend a fortune on Windolene.

In the dark all cats are ...

by **Feather** on Wed 27 Apr 2011, 3:02 pm

----witches' cats.

In for a penny----

by **Stardust** on Wed 27 Apr 2011, 4:47 pm

...but the loo roll's run out !

All that glitters ...

by **Feather** on Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:10 am

----gives me a migraine.

You can take a horse to water----

by Guest on Thu 28 Apr 2011, 1:07 pm

but a pencil must be lead.

An idle brain is....

by **Stardust** on Thu 28 Apr 2011, 1:58 pm

...better than none.

The pen is mightier...

by **Feather** on Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:56 pm

----if you know how to write.

It's better to serve in----

by **Feather** on Sat 30 Apr 2011, 11:35 am

I'll move this along, shall I?

---a chip shop than a brothel!

If you can't bite-----

by Guest on Sat 30 Apr 2011, 1:25 pm

Suck it and masticate

A friend in need.....

by **Feather** on Sat 30 Apr 2011, 1:50 pm

----is a pain in the a**e.

Beggars should not------

by **KitKat** on Mon 02 May 2011, 9:48 pm

---- have to.

Great minds -----

by **Stardust** on Wed 04 May 2011, 10:29 am

... grate cheese like everyone else.

Fools rush in ...

by **KitKat** on Wed 04 May 2011, 1:28 pm

--- before checking that the pool is dry

A rolling stone ----

by **Stardust** on Wed 04 May 2011, 2:51 pm

... is past the sell-by date.

He who hesitates...

by **Feather** on Wed 04 May 2011, 8:19 pm

He who hesitates---

--misses the bus.

It's a long road----

by **KitKat** on Thu 05 May 2011, 10:54 pm

--- to Tipperary.

He who laughs last ----

by **Feather** on Fri 06 May 2011, 9:03 am

He who laughs last---
is a dimwit.

Honesty-----

by **KitKat** on Fri 06 May 2011, 6:30 pm

--- can get you a fat lip (if her bum does look big in that dress)

Least said ----

by **Feather** on Fri 06 May 2011, 9:18 pm

---by a vicar, the better.

A poor workman----

by **KitKat** on Sun 08 May 2011, 12:17 pm

A poor workman----

--- invariably has a rich boss.

What the eye doesn't see ---

by **Feather** on Sun 08 May 2011, 1:35 pm

----is the beauty within.

You can't make an omelette without----

by **Stardust** on Mon 09 May 2011, 12:38 pm

... Gordon Ramsay.

Out of the frying pan...

by **Feather** on Mon 09 May 2011, 3:45 pm

----hopped the unwilling sausage.

Every cloud----

by **Stardust** on Mon 09 May 2011, 4:12 pm

... may be hiding a space ship.

It is easier for a camel...

by **KitKat** on Mon 09 May 2011, 7:38 pm

--- to get the hump.

Beware of Greeks ----

by **Feather** on Mon 09 May 2011, 9:37 pm

---in short skirts.

The early bird----

by **Stardust** on Tue 10 May 2011, 9:23 am

...is a sitting target for the stalking cat.

He who laughs last...

by **Feather** on Tue 10 May 2011, 9:53 am

If you look back, Stardust, you'll see that one has already been done.

He who laughs last-----is a dimwit.

by **Stardust** on Tue 10 May 2011, 10:03 am

Sorry, Feather, you know (I explained before) that I have the memory of a goldfish. The only way to be sure of not repeating a previous word or phrase would be to re-read through the thread every time (groan!). This is the reason that I tend not to read very long posts and threads because by the time I get to the end I've forgotten the beginning. Am I forgiven?
Does it really matter since we think up a different ending each time anyway? (Cos I'm very likely to do it again).

Happy the man who finds...

by **Feather** on Tue 10 May 2011, 12:29 pm

It doesn't matter at all really. There's nothing to forgive, Stardust.

He who laughs last---
probably has rotten teeth.(Think about it!)

Don't put all your eggs-----

by **Stardust** on Tue 10 May 2011, 3:27 pm

Feather wrote:He who laughs last--- probably has rotten teeth.(Think about it!)

Considering the price of going to the dentist and getting them fixed, I have to feel sorry for the rotten-toothed.

Don't put all your eggs----- under the same hen.

Happy the man who finds...

by **Feather** on Tue 10 May 2011, 6:56 pm

Happy the man who finds---

---out that he's the Daddy.

When in Rome----

by **KitKat** on Wed 11 May 2011, 9:05 pm

When in Rome----

--- watch out for those pesky bottom-pinchers! giggle

A trouble shared ----

by **Feather** on Wed 11 May 2011, 9:18 pm

A trouble shared----

is soon widespread knowledge. toetap

An elephant never---

by **Stardust** on Thu 12 May 2011, 10:54 am

An elephant never---

... it was the lion wot did it!

A chain is only as strong as ...

by **Feather** on Thu 12 May 2011, 11:10 am

A chain is only as strong as--

it needs to be to flush!!!

Beauty is only---

by **Stardust** on Thu 12 May 2011, 11:39 am

... reflected in my mirror

Money is the root...