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Re: Limericks

Post by Stardust on Mon 16 Jan 2017 - 11:25

...continued...

The Doctor said: "Take charcoal pills,
and exercise, walking the hills,
you'll soon be in the pink
and no longer will stink.
Now pay me these two hefty bills'.
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Re: Limericks

Post by Feather on Tue 17 Jan 2017 - 22:55

The court jester entertained the crowd
They loved him and he was very proud
But the king was mad
Thought his act was bad
So he ended up in a filthy shroud.



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Honey and Marmite tie the knot

Post by Stardust on Wed 18 Jan 2017 - 9:29

We all know that opposites attract,
and the unknown appeals, that's a fact,
so it shouldn't shock
and we mustn't mock
when Miss Honey weds Sir Yeast Extract.



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Re: Limericks

Post by Feather on Wed 18 Jan 2017 - 16:33

I'm running out, it seems,
Of ideas, words and themes
But I'll do my best
To take care of the rest
Even only if in my dreams.



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Re: Limericks

Post by Stardust on Wed 18 Jan 2017 - 17:34

...
The Muse has decided to rest
and not to help out in our quest
for tales told in rhyme,
she has not the time.
We can't do it alone, had you guessed?



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Re: Limericks

Post by Feather on Wed 18 Jan 2017 - 21:40

It's known that the Muse can be fickle
And send all your nerve ends a-prickle
You can't force her hand
Or make a demand
It's worse than a relentless tickle!



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Re: Limericks

Post by Stardust on Thu 19 Jan 2017 - 10:08

...

The more you beg her and implore,
the more all your pleas she'll ignore.
Put it out of your head,
do something else instead,
till the Muse returns just as before.



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Re: Limericks

Post by Feather on Thu 19 Jan 2017 - 11:46

Good idea--and thank you for that
With myself I'll have a good chat
I'll forget about verse
Lengthy or terse
O, I know! I'll go feed the cat!!



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Re: Limericks

Post by Stardust on Thu 19 Jan 2017 - 19:32

...

The stray cat was watching our Feather,
well hidden amongst all the heather,
she knew food would be found
and left out on the ground
just for her and whatever the weather.


PS: the cat (not Feather) was hiding in the heather. yahboocat



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Re: Limericks

Post by Stardust on Fri 20 Jan 2017 - 18:57

Old Joe was a miserly moaner,
shunned company, he was a loner.
Noone would be so brash
as to ask him for cash,
or aught else, he was never a donor.



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Re: Limericks

Post by Stardust on Thu 2 Feb 2017 - 10:58

An old woman, stunted and bent,
was poor and could not pay her rent.
Landlord said: "Have no fear,
I won't throw you out, dear.
You can live in my son's old scout tent.



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Re: Limericks

Post by Stardust on Mon 6 Feb 2017 - 15:05

There was a young man lived in Cork
who said he'd no longer eat pork.
"It's unclean", he would say,
and so now every day
the silly fool eats ham from York.





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St Valentine's Day

Post by Stardust on Tue 14 Feb 2017 - 11:07

"Where are you, my own Valentine?"
sang Daisy out in the sunshine.
"I am here and in love"
said a voice from above
and the tall sergeant said: "Please be mine'.

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Re: Limericks

Post by Feather on Tue 14 Feb 2017 - 15:55

Daisy refused his request
For she thought that it would be best
To shun his advances
And so take no chances
For she hated his yellow string vest.



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Re: Limericks

Post by Stardust on Tue 14 Feb 2017 - 17:05

...

The sergeant then threw off his vest
and showed off his muscles and chest.
Daisy changed her mind fast,
she cried out "Yes!" at last
and they honeymooned in Budapest.



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Re: Limericks

Post by Feather on Tue 14 Feb 2017 - 22:34

The honeymoon-it was just great
Midsummer day was the date
They made love in the sun
Had all kinds of fun
Yet for bedtime they just could not wait!!



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Re: Limericks

Post by Stardust on Wed 15 Feb 2017 - 7:26

...

Then a Hungarian girl came between,
such a beauty there never was seen.
Stole the sergeant away
in much less than a day;
Daisy came back home angry and mean.



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Re: Limericks

Post by Feather on Thu 16 Feb 2017 - 10:36

She set about getting divorced
She knew that her hand had been forced
And plans she was cooking
She already was looking
for a second husband of course!!



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Re: Limericks

Post by Stardust on Thu 16 Feb 2017 - 11:07

...

But none of the lads found her favour,
for every one was "last month's flavour".
Daisy gave up on fun,
became instead a nun.
Now she's married to her church's saviour.



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Re: Limericks

Post by Stardust on Fri 24 Feb 2017 - 16:17

Little Lisa was stamping her feet
cos her Mum wouldn't give her a sweet,
so she climbed up on a chair
reached out for a jelly bear,
but got bruised when she fell off the seat.



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Re: Limericks

Post by Stardust on Wed 1 Mar 2017 - 9:12

A girl sat alone and forlorn,
in two her young heart had been torn.
But then a new neighbour
gave life back its savour,
and now their first son has been born.



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Re: Limericks

Post by Feather on Sun 5 Mar 2017 - 22:12

The baby was cute and so chubby
With a face matching that of her hubby
But into muck it would crawl
Then blubber and bawl
When it found itself smelly and grubby.



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Re: Limericks

Post by Stardust on Mon 6 Mar 2017 - 8:19

In Devon there lived an old toad
who found a frog hurt in the road.
He quickly helped up his friend
but a van came round the bend
and squashed them both under its load.



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Re: Limericks

Post by Stardust on Fri 10 Mar 2017 - 11:52

In London John went out to dine,
drank much of the very best wine,
but way over the top,
he knew not when to stop
and fell "Splash!" into the Serpentine.



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Re: Limericks

Post by Feather on Fri 10 Mar 2017 - 16:56

The stallion was not very tame
He did not respond to his name
No-one could ride him
Saddle or guide him
If they tried, they ended uo lame.



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Re: Limericks

Post by Stardust on Sat 11 Mar 2017 - 8:17

Two puppies, by name Flip and Flop,
were passing outside a toy shop;
saw a "ball" big and bright,
but then scampered in fright,
when the balloon burst with a loud "Pop!".



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Re: Limericks

Post by Stardust on Fri 17 Mar 2017 - 16:53

A small cloud fell right out of the sky,
cos he'd not yet learned quite how to fly,
nor yet even to float,
so he fell on a goat,
who's all fluffy now and we know why.



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Re: Limericks

Post by Stardust on Sun 19 Mar 2017 - 11:41

There was a big man known as Joe,
who lumbered about, very slow.
"There's no hurry", he said,
"we'll be soon enough dead,
I"m giving my soul time to grow".



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Re: Limericks

Post by Stardust on Thu 1 Jun 2017 - 11:50

A very young computer geek
sat watching his screen all the week.
He ate never a crumb

till his mind became numb
and his body all flabby and weak.



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Squeak !

Post by Stardust on Fri 9 Jun 2017 - 20:40

Paulina and Paulo from Rome
split up but rowed over their home.
They each wanted the house,
then discovered a mouse,
Paulo's comfy there now all alone.



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