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Kitkat
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Why men are happier people???

Post by Kitkat on Wed 26 Nov 2014 - 20:53

At first glance, it seems a bit sexist - but heck, it's all so very true, really ....   shrug


WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

Men are Just Happier People… what do you expect from such simple creatures?

             Your last name stays put.

             The  garage is all yours.

             Chocolate is just another snack...

             You can never be pregnant.

             You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

             You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

             Car mechanics tell you the truth.

             The world is your urinal.

             You never have to drive to another gas station Restroom because this one is just too icky.

             You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

             Same work, more pay.

             Wrinkles add character.

             People never stare at your chest when you're talking to  them.

             New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

             One mood all the time.

             Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

             A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

             You can open all your own jars.

             If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend.

             Your underwear is £7 for a three-pack.

             Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

             Everything on your face stays its original color.

             The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades. (‘til it disappears!)

             You only have to shave your face and neck.

             You can play with toys all your life.

             One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.

             You  can wear  shorts no matter how your legs  look.
     
            You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25  minutes.
                 

EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in £20, even though it's only for £50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.  When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators…

           
MONEY

A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.

A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.


BATHROOMS

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and  toothpaste, shaving  cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a  towel.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 250.  A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

           
ARGUMENTS

             A woman has the last word in any argument.

             Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
           

MARRIAGE

             A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

             A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
           

DRESSING UP


             A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the rubbish, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

             A man will dress up for weddings and  funerals.
               

NATURAL

             Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

             Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

           
OFFSPRING

             Ah, children.  A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and  dreams.

            A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

           
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

A married man should forget his mistakes.  There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

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Re: Why men are happier people???

Post by Whiskers on Sat 29 Nov 2014 - 22:39

Kitkat wrote:At first glance, it seems a bit sexist - but heck, it's all so very true, really ....   shrug


Yes, very sexist KK.  judge   Norty but funny giggle and true yes!

Do you think that might of been written by a woman.   giggle

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