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Questions that bug and make you think

Post by Kitkat on Tue 12 Aug 2014 - 15:02

Hmm  .......

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?


 confused  Why, Why, Why

do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a thread a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
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Re: Questions that bug and make you think

Post by Jamboree on Wed 13 Aug 2014 - 19:05

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

Yep!  That's a bugbear of mine.   angry 


Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

 Laughing Does make you wonder doesn't it.   scratchhead
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Re: Questions that bug and make you think

Post by Stardust on Thu 14 Aug 2014 - 10:20

Thanks Kitkat, I had a good laugh at some of those. My two favourites:
Kitkat wrote:Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a thread a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
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Re: Questions that bug and make you think

Post by Kitkat on Thu 14 Aug 2014 - 19:10

I don't know why the one about the bugs in the lightbulb is included in there.  What's to ponder over there?  Everyone knows how they get there, don't they?  drunken

But yeah ... the bra and pants one is a real mystery.  giggle 
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Re: Questions that bug and make you think

Post by Stardust on Sun 9 Oct 2016 - 17:57

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? is a good one too.
Just thought I'd bump this up so new members could have a laugh. cheesy


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