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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 23rd May 2011, 22:52




A penniless man---

may be a good lover!!!!


The dirt goes before---
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The dirt goes before...

Post by Stardust on 24th May 2011, 13:53

... I'll let you indoors with those muddy boots!

There's many a true word...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 24th May 2011, 21:51

There's many a true word---


----that is never spoken.


A watched kettle-----



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A watched kettle-----

Post by Stardust on 25th May 2011, 10:15

... is better than counting sheep.

The willing horse ...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 25th May 2011, 10:48




------can turn into a doormat.

We see through a veil-----



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Post by Stardust on 25th May 2011, 11:21

... of volcanic ash from Iceland!

Fair exchange ...




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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 25th May 2011, 21:36





Fair exchange-----


--- is just wife swapping.

To be or not to be-----



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To be or not to be-----

Post by Stardust on 26th May 2011, 08:33

... and next week we'll progress to 4-letter words.

What cannot be helped...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 26th May 2011, 09:20




What cannot be helped----

----is the weather.


Don't cry---



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Don't cry---

Post by Stardust on 26th May 2011, 10:22

... it's been banned due to water restrictions.

Half a loaf...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 27th May 2011, 10:02





------is too much to eat at once.

Save the pennies-----



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Save the pennies-----

Post by Stardust on 27th May 2011, 11:21

... because even the beggars don't want them these days!

Useful tip:
Place your saved pennies in a glass bottle up to half way and leave inside the front and/or back door of the house before going to bed. This will serve as an alarm to alert you if a burglar (or anyone else) opens the door, since the bottle will fall over and the pennies clattering inside will make such a noise that the intruder will flee without even crossing the threshold.

It takes two ...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 27th May 2011, 11:35

----unless your hearing aid is in the bedside drawer!!!
-----to be twins.


Who dares----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 27th May 2011, 12:01

Feather wrote:----unless your hearing aid is in the bedside drawer!!!
Doesn't matter if you don't hear because the intruder will have such a shock he'll run away as fast as he can... unless you have the misfortune to get a second intruder on the same night (who'll find the door still open...).

Who dares----
... to threaten me at conkers obviously doesn't know I won the championship 5 times in a row!

Don't put all your eggs ...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 30th May 2011, 22:51


---------to the fertility clinic.




Fools rush in----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on 31st May 2011, 08:42

--- to marriage


If you can't beat 'em ----
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 31st May 2011, 09:09





---use a Hoover on your mats.

Uneasy is the head-----



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Post by Stardust on 31st May 2011, 10:08

Uneasy is the head-----
... on broken shoulders.

Patience is bitter ...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 31st May 2011, 20:34




Patience is bitter----

---cos she lost the competition.


It's not over till-----



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Dig the well before you are thirsty

Post by Stardust on 1st June 2011, 09:06

It's not over till-----
... the Wombles sing the National Anthem.

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Post by Feather on 1st June 2011, 09:26




-----you buy the bucket.

Good stuff comes----



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The drowned man is not troubled by the rain

Post by Stardust on 1st June 2011, 11:40

Good stuff comes----
... cheap on Bob and Maggie's stall down the market.

The drowned man ...



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Post by Feather on 1st June 2011, 15:52




The drowned man---

----'s last words were, "Glug! Glug!".

That's the way the cookie-----



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Don't wash your dirty linen in public

Post by Stardust on 6th June 2011, 11:00

That's the way the cookie-----
... got stuck in cyberspace.

Don't wash your dirty linen ...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 6th June 2011, 11:57





Don't wash your dirty linen-----

---- in the shower.


A nod's as good as a wink to-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 6th June 2011, 12:40

A nod's as good as a wink to-----
... the auctioneer.

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