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Silly Endings.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 11 Jul 2018, 12:29

---is on the end of your wrist!!

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Thu 12 Jul 2018, 16:39

--- you know who the sender is.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Jamboree on Tue 17 Jul 2018, 22:22

..... will he follow?

I have nothing to declare but ..................
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 18 Jul 2018, 17:05

----my love!!

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Fri 20 Jul 2018, 22:28

--- is better than a pound of tripe.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Sat 21 Jul 2018, 11:47

-----cheat!!

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on Sun 22 Jul 2018, 16:57

--- there's always tomorrow.


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Sun 22 Jul 2018, 18:00

-----blue sky above it.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Mon 23 Jul 2018, 12:53

--- a leaf out of your book.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Mon 23 Jul 2018, 16:03

---cancelling Xmas.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on Tue 24 Jul 2018, 15:02

--- a far friendlier forecast & fortune for our furry friends. 


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Jamboree on Thu 26 Jul 2018, 20:32

.... add some tequila/vodka/rum, bit of salt and you've got a nice refreshing margarita cocktail.  toast

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Thu 09 Aug 2018, 09:47

-----has just got the joke.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Thu 09 Aug 2018, 16:50

--- keep their wee parts warm.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Sat 08 Sep 2018, 14:32

---closes the wound.
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Sun 09 Sep 2018, 08:57

---- find your missing false teeth.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Sun 09 Sep 2018, 09:22

------an expectation of oranges.


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Sun 09 Sep 2018, 21:20

--- gin mood, you got something to celebrate.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Sun 09 Sep 2018, 21:54

----walk around in the nude.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on Mon 10 Sep 2018, 11:16

Hmm Surely, Whiskers must have meant pink champagne rather than pink gin there.  confused
Gin is supposed to be more of a depressant, not a celebrator.  drunken   It's been proven: yes nod 
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2017/11/21/gin-really-does-make-tearful-beer-wine-scientists-show/
'Spirits like gin make you more tearful and sad than other tipples'

by Sarah Knapton, Science Editor
21 November 2017


Drinkers have long blamed gin for inducing tears and sadness, but a new study suggests that the urban myth may actually have some foundation.
readmore https://babe.net/2016/09/27/alcohol-psychologist-tells-us-gin-makes-cry-985



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Jamboree on Mon 10 Sep 2018, 16:01

.... a show of votes, but it's the feet that do the talking.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Sun 16 Sep 2018, 09:15

----do what you like.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Sun 16 Sep 2018, 20:27

---in the horse's stable before the hay has been unloaded.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Sun 16 Sep 2018, 21:12

----thinks for itself.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Tue 18 Sep 2018, 21:14

--- is even hastier broken.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 19 Sep 2018, 10:44

-----peed on my fiddle.

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