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Silly Endings.

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Stardust
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 23rd March 2018, 17:25

When the cookie crumbles----
...the dog's sitting ready.

You've found Aladdin's lamp but the genie won't wake up...
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 23rd March 2018, 20:44

----until you kiss him.   UGH !!!

Peter Piper picked---



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on 23rd March 2018, 22:21

--- an argument with Mary Mary Quite Contrary.

Oh, Danny boy, the pipes ---------
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 24th March 2018, 07:29

Oh, Danny boy, the pipes ---------
...are blocked again!

A pigeon's looking at you through the window...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 24th March 2018, 09:38

---but doesn't see the crouching cat behind it.

My love is like----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 24th March 2018, 18:14

My love is like----
...a helium balloon.

You've won a dive in a yellow submarine...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on 25th March 2018, 12:31

--- but you hitch a ride in a green tugboat instead (claustrophobic!).

This little piggy went to ---------
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 25th March 2018, 12:47

-----the vegetable patch.

When the red red robin----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on 25th March 2018, 13:45

When the red red robin----
---marries the yellow yellow canary, there'll be orange orange babies in the nest

Never let the sun go down on ------
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 25th March 2018, 15:20

-----UKIP !!

"Wee,sleekit, cowerin', timorous beastie----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 25th March 2018, 20:58

"Wee,sleekit, cowerin', timorous beastie----
...tell me where I left that dictionary.

The milkmaid's struggling with the churn...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on 26th March 2018, 12:33

The milkmaid's struggling with the churn...
... leaving a trail of milk all through the fern.

Never fear -----------
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 26th March 2018, 13:19

Never fear -----------
... what isn't near.

Someone at the concert just screamed in your ear...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 26th March 2018, 16:17

---but you didn't hear it as the music had deafened you.

If it rains on your parade----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 26th March 2018, 16:59

If it rains on your parade----
...dance between the raindrops.

Someone else blew out your birthday candles...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 26th March 2018, 21:51

---and singed her fringe.

Summer time and the -----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 27th March 2018, 10:54

Summer time and the -----
...roads are clogged with holidaymakers.

Watch out for the coconuts falling...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on 28th March 2018, 11:37

--- off the back of that lorry.

Your guess is as good as ----------
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on 30th March 2018, 12:41

--- wishful thinking.

Desperate times call for --------
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Jamboree on 31st March 2018, 16:11

... a double brandy.

You've made your bed, so ...............
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 3rd April 2018, 17:44

You've made your bed, so ...............
...you won't be tempted to get back in and have a lie-in.

At the end of the rainbow you'll find...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 4th April 2018, 10:21

-----thousands of people waiting.

Old King Cole was a----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 4th April 2018, 10:55

Old King Cole was a----
...merry man fond of fiddlers.

Tie a yellow ribbon round...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 4th April 2018, 12:20

-----your ponytail

If you go out to eat-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 4th April 2018, 17:48

If you go out to eat-----
...don't forget to feed the dog first.

You see a shooting star but can't think of a wish...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on 4th April 2018, 17:49

--- today, don't forget to bring your brolly.

Rome was not built in ---------

Oops!  Stardust and I cross-posted.  Just ignore this one.

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