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Silly Endings.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 4th March 2017, 18:11

When you receive a nuisance call---
...pretend you're the police station and tell them off for wasting police time.

If you drop an egg on the floor...
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 5th March 2017, 22:01

----just hope you hard boiled it first.

When push comes to shove------



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 6th March 2017, 08:16

When push comes to shove---
...shove runs out the door.

Instead of the nail in the wall, you hit the one on the end of your finger, and you...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 8th September 2017, 19:45

Bumping this one up since it's come to a standstill.

Feather wrote:When push comes to shove------


When push comes to shove---
...shove runs out the door.

Instead of the nail in the wall, you hit your finger with a hammer, and ...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 9th March 2018, 16:47

----where wise men sit.

When the saints----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Jamboree on 10th March 2018, 06:33

When the saints----

--- march their soles out, the sinners ride in taxis.

You never know what you're missing till ---
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 10th March 2018, 09:58

Sorry--made a mistake above. I thought I was ending the one which began with " Fools rush in--".

You never know what you're missing till-----the nuclear winter dawns.

Ships that pass in the night-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on 11th March 2018, 13:34

----- will never know what they've missed.

Make hay while ----------
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 11th March 2018, 15:51

Make hay while there's a farm hand around !!!  lol!

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on 13th March 2018, 14:51

-------- the flames on the bonfire.


It never rains but ---------
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 13th March 2018, 16:10

It never rains but I still keep three brollies just in case.

Daisy, Daisy, give me------



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on 14th March 2018, 11:10

----- a like on Facebook.

It takes two to -------------
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 14th March 2018, 11:21

It takes two--- to disagree.
It's a poor workman who---



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on 14th March 2018, 12:09

---- doesnt mend the hole in his pocket.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 14th March 2018, 16:43

Once bitten, the cake disintegrates.

Who's been eating---



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on 14th March 2018, 17:16

Who's been eating---

--- their words?


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 14th March 2018, 21:56

----is never enough.

Till the cows come home I'll---------



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on 15th March 2018, 21:50

--- just have to drink my tea black.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 15th March 2018, 22:21

It's never too late to wear pink lipstick.

Where there's muck----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on 15th March 2018, 23:15

--- get yer wellies on.

Old soldiers never ---------
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 16th March 2018, 09:50

Old soldiers are never forgotten.

When the bell tolls-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on 16th March 2018, 12:49

When the bell tolls-----

---- cloth head's forgotten his door key again.


Many hands make-----------------
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 16th March 2018, 13:00

----money for the manicurist.

You never said----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on 17th March 2018, 14:19

--- we had to walk!

Cold hands --------------
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Jamboree on 17th March 2018, 17:56

Cold hands .... because I've lost my gloves.


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 17th March 2018, 22:27

An apple a day keeps the fruit craving at bay.

Time waits for----



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