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Kitkat
Feather
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    Silly Endings.


    Stardust

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    Post by Stardust Sat 04 Mar 2017, 18:11

    When you receive a nuisance call---
    ...pretend you're the police station and tell them off for wasting police time.

    If you drop an egg on the floor...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Sun 05 Mar 2017, 22:01

    ----just hope you hard boiled it first.

    When push comes to shove------
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Mon 06 Mar 2017, 08:16

    When push comes to shove---
    ...shove runs out the door.

    Instead of the nail in the wall, you hit the one on the end of your finger, and you...
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Fri 08 Sep 2017, 19:45

    Bumping this one up since it's come to a standstill.

    Feather wrote:When push comes to shove------


    When push comes to shove---
    ...shove runs out the door.

    Instead of the nail in the wall, you hit your finger with a hammer, and ...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Fri 09 Mar 2018, 16:47

    ----where wise men sit.

    When the saints----
    Jamboree
    Jamboree

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    Post by Jamboree Sat 10 Mar 2018, 06:33

    When the saints----

    --- march their soles out, the sinners ride in taxis.

    You never know what you're missing till ---
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Sat 10 Mar 2018, 09:58

    Sorry--made a mistake above. I thought I was ending the one which began with " Fools rush in--".

    You never know what you're missing till-----the nuclear winter dawns.

    Ships that pass in the night-----
    Whiskers
    Whiskers

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    Post by Whiskers Sun 11 Mar 2018, 13:34

    ----- will never know what they've missed.

    Make hay while ----------
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Sun 11 Mar 2018, 15:51

    Make hay while there's a farm hand around !!!  lol!

    You can't see the wood for------
    Whiskers
    Whiskers

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    Post by Whiskers Tue 13 Mar 2018, 14:51

    -------- the flames on the bonfire.


    It never rains but ---------
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Tue 13 Mar 2018, 16:10

    It never rains but I still keep three brollies just in case.

    Daisy, Daisy, give me------
    Whiskers
    Whiskers

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    Post by Whiskers Wed 14 Mar 2018, 11:10

    ----- a like on Facebook.

    It takes two to -------------
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Wed 14 Mar 2018, 11:21

    It takes two--- to disagree.
    It's a poor workman who---
    Whiskers
    Whiskers

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    Post by Whiskers Wed 14 Mar 2018, 12:09

    ---- doesnt mend the hole in his pocket.

    Once bitten, twice -------------
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Wed 14 Mar 2018, 16:43

    Once bitten, the cake disintegrates.

    Who's been eating---
    Kitkat
    Kitkat

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    Post by Kitkat Wed 14 Mar 2018, 17:16

    Who's been eating---

    --- their words?


    A little bit of what you fancy ------------------
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Wed 14 Mar 2018, 21:56

    ----is never enough.

    Till the cows come home I'll---------
    Kitkat
    Kitkat

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    Post by Kitkat Thu 15 Mar 2018, 21:50

    --- just have to drink my tea black.

    It's never too late to ------------------
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Thu 15 Mar 2018, 22:21

    It's never too late to wear pink lipstick.

    Where there's muck----
    Kitkat
    Kitkat

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    Post by Kitkat Thu 15 Mar 2018, 23:15

    --- get yer wellies on.

    Old soldiers never ---------
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Fri 16 Mar 2018, 09:50

    Old soldiers are never forgotten.

    When the bell tolls-----
    Whiskers
    Whiskers

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    Post by Whiskers Fri 16 Mar 2018, 12:49

    When the bell tolls-----

    ---- cloth head's forgotten his door key again.


    Many hands make-----------------
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Fri 16 Mar 2018, 13:00

    ----money for the manicurist.

    You never said----
    Whiskers
    Whiskers

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    Post by Whiskers Sat 17 Mar 2018, 14:19

    --- we had to walk!

    Cold hands --------------
    Jamboree
    Jamboree

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    Post by Jamboree Sat 17 Mar 2018, 17:56

    Cold hands .... because I've lost my gloves.


    An apple a day keeps .................................
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Sat 17 Mar 2018, 22:27

    An apple a day keeps the fruit craving at bay.

    Time waits for----
    Jamboree
    Jamboree

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    Post by Jamboree Sat 17 Mar 2018, 23:26

    Time waits for ---

    --- an average of nine months before a baby is born.


    It ain't what you do it's -------------
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Sun 18 Mar 2018, 10:36

    --it's what you don't do that matters.

    A spoonful of sugar makes-----
    Whiskers
    Whiskers

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    Post by Whiskers Mon 19 Mar 2018, 14:18

    ---me want to sing like Julie Andrews. giggle

    Peter Piper picked a pack ----------------
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Mon 19 Mar 2018, 21:18

    -----brand new cards.
    Round and round the------
    Kitkat
    Kitkat

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    Post by Kitkat Mon 19 Mar 2018, 21:50

    --- head goes - the hangover from hell. 

    Always look on the bright --------
    Jamboree
    Jamboree

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    Post by Jamboree Tue 20 Mar 2018, 01:28

    ---sun with dark glasses.

    Behind every great man -------
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Tue 20 Mar 2018, 09:52

    ---there's a weak one trying to take his place.

    There's no place like------
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Wed 21 Mar 2018, 09:49

    There's no place like------
    ...the market on a rainy day.

    If a stranger offers you a free hug...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Wed 21 Mar 2018, 11:26

    -----walk away sharpish.

    When the wind blows----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Wed 21 Mar 2018, 11:41

    When the wind blows----

    ...the sun sneezes.

    If you can't climb to the top of the tree...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Wed 21 Mar 2018, 15:57

    ---you will have fewer worries about falling.
    If your dog bites the postman-----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Wed 21 Mar 2018, 17:49

    If your dog bites the postman-----
    ...allow the postman to bite him back.

    Your neighbour keeps singing out of tune...


    ..............................................
    https://www.royalmailgroup.com/customers/customer-commitment/preventing-dog-attacks
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Wed 21 Mar 2018, 21:11

    ----but I just remove my hearing aid!!!

    Don't sit under the apple tree-----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Thu 22 Mar 2018, 09:54

    Don't sit under the apple tree-----
    ...when it's just been sprayed with pesticides.

    If you've lost your way in the woods...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Thu 22 Mar 2018, 12:09

    -----use your mobile phone.
    If you bully me. I'll-----
    Whiskers
    Whiskers

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    Post by Whiskers Thu 22 Mar 2018, 12:35

    ---tell my dad.

    Age before ------------
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Thu 22 Mar 2018, 12:38

    ----impudence.

    If you were the only girl in the world------
    Whiskers
    Whiskers

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    Post by Whiskers Thu 22 Mar 2018, 13:17

    --- the world would be a very lonely place.

    Two wrongs -------
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Thu 22 Mar 2018, 13:30

    ----need two pardons.
    When the moon hits your eye-----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Fri 23 Mar 2018, 09:13

    When the moon hits your eye-----
    ...wink at the stars.

    You've eaten all the Easter chocolates...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Fri 23 Mar 2018, 12:47

    --and so the kids will have none.

    Home is where----
    Whiskers
    Whiskers

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    Post by Whiskers Fri 23 Mar 2018, 14:37

    Home is where--- I want to be right now.

    If at first you dont succeed -----------
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:14

    If at first you dont succeed -----------
    ...pay someone else to do it instead.

    You burst a tyre and the spare's flat...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Fri 23 Mar 2018, 17:15

    -----is when you realise you should have joined the RAC
    When the cookie crumbles----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Fri 23 Mar 2018, 17:25

    When the cookie crumbles----
    ...the dog's sitting ready.

    You've found Aladdin's lamp but the genie won't wake up...

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