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Stardust

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Sat 4 Mar 2017 - 18:11

When you receive a nuisance call---
...pretend you're the police station and tell them off for wasting police time.

If you drop an egg on the floor...
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Sun 5 Mar 2017 - 22:01

----just hope you hard boiled it first.

When push comes to shove------



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Stardust

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Mon 6 Mar 2017 - 8:16

When push comes to shove---
...shove runs out the door.

Instead of the nail in the wall, you hit the one on the end of your finger, and you...



Be grateful for even the smallest thing, blessings come in many disguises.

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