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Stardust
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Sat 04 Mar 2017, 6:11 pm

When you receive a nuisance call---
...pretend you're the police station and tell them off for wasting police time.

If you drop an egg on the floor...
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Sun 05 Mar 2017, 10:01 pm

----just hope you hard boiled it first.

When push comes to shove------


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Mon 06 Mar 2017, 8:16 am

When push comes to shove---
...shove runs out the door.

Instead of the nail in the wall, you hit the one on the end of your finger, and you...


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Fri 08 Sep 2017, 7:45 pm

Bumping this one up since it's come to a standstill.

Feather wrote:When push comes to shove------


When push comes to shove---
...shove runs out the door.

Instead of the nail in the wall, you hit your finger with a hammer, and ...


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