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Silly Endings.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 08 Feb 2017, 13:42

----take it as a sign you shouldn't be eating it.

Sing me a -----
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on Wed 08 Feb 2017, 14:39

Sing me a -----
--- happy song and I'll dance to your tune, but sing me the blues and I'll howl at the moon.


One step forward and -----
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Wed 08 Feb 2017, 20:38

One step forward and ---
... the cat's howling cos you trod on his tail.

When you're hungry and the cupboard's bare ...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 08 Feb 2017, 21:27

---don't forget Tesco's there.

Put your red dress on and----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Wed 08 Feb 2017, 21:39

Put your red dress on and---
...choose the spaghetti with tomato sauce at the local Italian (no fear of stains showing).

Your new shoes pinch your toes, so you ...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Sat 11 Feb 2017, 18:47

--- just have to wear your big fluffy slippers on your trip to the supermarket.


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Sat 11 Feb 2017, 21:22

-----the flatterer.

Richard 3rd was really----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on Sun 12 Feb 2017, 13:50

Richard 3rd was really----
--- a dick of the third degree.


Roll out the barrel, we'll have -------
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Sun 12 Feb 2017, 17:08

-----more than a few beers.

Other dimensions are----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Mon 13 Feb 2017, 17:33

Other dimensions are---
...unseen but right beside us.

If you hear a scratching noise behind the wall...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Mon 13 Feb 2017, 22:22

-------don't panic!!!

When the bank manager frowns at you-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Tue 14 Feb 2017, 10:28

When the bank manager frowns at you---
...frown right back and tell him he needs new glasses.

You just received a Valentine's card (anonymous of course) with £50 inside, you...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Tue 14 Feb 2017, 15:50

----tear up the card and bank the money.

When yet another problem besets you-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Tue 14 Feb 2017, 17:09

Heart's in the right place then, and your head too, I see.

When yet another problem besets you---
...get out your weekly packet of solutions.

You see a strange light in the sky (no, it's not the ISS) ...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Tue 14 Feb 2017, 22:28

---so you're having yet another migraine!!

In the restaurant, you notice your fork is not clean so you-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Wed 15 Feb 2017, 07:32

In the restaurant, you notice your fork is not clean so you---
...change it with the one from the next table.

It's tea break, but the newbie at work is using your mug...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 15 Feb 2017, 21:46

---but you say nothing because you remember when you were the newbie.

You have ruined the dinner and the guests are due in five minutes so------



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Thu 16 Feb 2017, 09:00

You have ruined the dinner and the guests are due in five minutes so---
...you put on your jeans and sweater, look surprised to see them, say they're a day early, then phone out for pizza.

Your boss has just told you the same joke for the umpteenth time...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Thu 16 Feb 2017, 10:44

-----and you have to practise your sickly grin yet again.

If it's not leap year------



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Thu 16 Feb 2017, 10:59

If it's not leap year---
...don't buy Kangaroo pants.

There's no more butter for your toast...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Wed 22 Feb 2017, 11:28

--- so you feed the birds and have cornflakes instead.

If the cap fits -----
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Fri 24 Feb 2017, 16:12

If the cap fits...
...the colour still does nothing for you.

If you meet David Tennant crossing the street...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Fri 03 Mar 2017, 10:59

-----say, "foo er ye dean noo, Davie?"

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on Fri 03 Mar 2017, 14:43

Feather wrote:When you can't log in to Krazy Kats------

--- blame it on the dog.


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Sat 04 Mar 2017, 10:24

-------hope for better.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Sat 04 Mar 2017, 18:11

When you receive a nuisance call---
...pretend you're the police station and tell them off for wasting police time.

If you drop an egg on the floor...



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