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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Mon 16 Jan 2017 - 20:43

Feather, that really made me laugh. lololol  I was thinking along the lines of a noise passing outside the house like an old wheelbarrow, or the squeaking of mice. I wasn't expecting the ending you found at all.
Still giggling. giggle

I prefer fizzy to still water because---
...it makes a lovely sound when you open the bottle.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Mon 16 Jan 2017 - 22:07

------bend to tie your shoelace and accidentally step on the coin at the same time.

The water won't stop gushing from the tap but you------



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Tue 17 Jan 2017 - 13:38

Hmm, experience talking there methinks.

The water won't stop gushing from the tap but you---
...thank your lucky stars it's in your in-laws' house.

A passerby is grinning at you through your kitchen window...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Tue 17 Jan 2017 - 22:43

----so I immediately think he must have facial paralysis.

At the beach today-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Wed 18 Jan 2017 - 9:25

At the beach today---
...there were footprints in the snow.

When you followed the footprints...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 18 Jan 2017 - 12:47

------they vanished at the place where a Rolls Royce had been parked--lucky dog!

When the primroses bloom-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Wed 18 Jan 2017 - 17:48

When the primroses bloom---
other plants say it's too soon.

There are two of you and only one chocolate left in the box...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 18 Jan 2017 - 21:43

----but it's ok as I don't like nuts.

When you've been round the block a few times------



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Thu 19 Jan 2017 - 10:00

When you've been round the block a few times---
...you have to admit that you really can't remember where you live.

The complicated instructions on your DIY kit are driving you to abstraction...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Thu 19 Jan 2017 - 10:25

----and you are running the risk of ending up with a three-legged sofa.

When it's Spring again-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Thu 19 Jan 2017 - 10:38

When it's Spring again---
...the clocks will soon spring forward.

A stranger offers to share his umbrella with you in the rain...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Sun 22 Jan 2017 - 15:09

... You decline his offer when you notice that his flies are open.

Home is where ...........
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Sun 22 Jan 2017 - 16:17

Home is where ...
... you just left your keys on the inside of the door before slamming it from outside.


It's hot Summer and you're wilting, but there's only enough money for either the bus home or an ice cream and then walk it, so you...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on Tue 24 Jan 2017 - 16:43

It's hot Summer and you're wilting, but there's only enough money for either the bus home or an ice cream and then walk it, so you...

... know it makes sense! - You've got to walk off all those lovely slurpy calories ..



Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up ....


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Tue 24 Jan 2017 - 19:39

Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up ...
... the table leg and nibbled at your pizza.

You come face to face with your favourite film star and...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Thu 2 Feb 2017 - 12:06

... hairpull  his car's a write-off!


When the sun crosses the yardarm .........
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Thu 2 Feb 2017 - 16:54

When the sun crosses the yardarm ...
...the skipper goes for a swim.

If you walk under a ladder, expect to...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Sat 4 Feb 2017 - 16:05

.... avoid slipping on the banana skin if you had walked around it.


Eat, sleep and be merry, for tomorrow you ..........
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Sat 4 Feb 2017 - 21:33

Eat, sleep and be merry, for tomorrow you ...
... have the inlaws coming to stay for a fortnight.

Walk the walk, talk the talk, ...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Sun 5 Feb 2017 - 21:14

----dance the dance.

When the jelly sets----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Mon 6 Feb 2017 - 10:03

When the jelly sets---
...you get to see it wobble.

At the end of the rainbow...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Mon 6 Feb 2017 - 12:25

-----you find Dorothy's red shoes.

When summits call you,----



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Post by Stardust on Mon 6 Feb 2017 - 14:21

When summits call you,---
...be prepared to fall to the depths.

The first crocus appears in your garden...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Tue 7 Feb 2017 - 10:13

-----when you least expect it.

When the wanderlust strikes----



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Post by Stardust on Tue 7 Feb 2017 - 19:05

When the wanderlust strikes---
...put your boots on and just walk away into the far horizon.

If a fly settles on your piece of chocolate cake...



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Post by Feather on Wed 8 Feb 2017 - 13:42

----take it as a sign you shouldn't be eating it.

Sing me a -----



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