KRAZY KATS

Welcome to Krazy Kats - a friendly informal online community discussing life issues that we care about. Open 24/7 for chat & chill. Come and join us!

Video of the Week now showing on Light After Life Forum's Portal Page is: 'The Case of ESP' (1983 BBC Documentary examining evidence for and against the existence of psychic phenomena)

Latest topics

» Keep a Word - Delete a Word
by Whiskers 13th August 2018, 19:14

» PURRFECTION !!!
by Whiskers 13th August 2018, 19:09

» Silly Endings.
by Whiskers 9th August 2018, 16:50

» Interruption of services
by Kitkat 6th August 2018, 16:10

» The Irish Thread
by Kitkat 6th August 2018, 15:50

» Cute and hypnotic.
by Kitkat 29th July 2018, 23:21

» A half-hearted plea
by Kitkat 24th July 2018, 14:30

» Jellyfish swarm turns sea pink
by Kitkat 12th July 2018, 17:28

» Backpacker hospitalized with sepsis after mosquito bite coma
by Kitkat 6th July 2018, 10:00

» Antwerp Railway Station.
by Kitkat 3rd July 2018, 14:57

» Garden Gossip
by Kitkat 1st July 2018, 10:07

» The power of the tweet !
by Kitkat 28th June 2018, 19:28

» Eighty-two chihuahuas found at Birmingham house
by Kitkat 25th June 2018, 12:28

» Stardust on the Moon
by Whiskers 12th June 2018, 20:36

» Feather by the sea.
by Stardust 10th June 2018, 20:46

» Pic-pick of the week
by Jamboree 10th June 2018, 02:10

» Notification of new posts made on the Forum
by Kitkat 3rd June 2018, 11:54

» Oh, well done! - crafty little crayfish
by Kitkat 3rd June 2018, 11:26

» The Spiritlove Forum
by OreoCat85 1st June 2018, 08:51

» Notification of new PMs (private messages) [solved]
by Kitkat 28th May 2018, 22:27

» Costco is where the talent is
by Kitkat 26th May 2018, 17:01

» What is GDPR ?
by Kitkat 26th May 2018, 12:55

» New 'Like' feature on the forum
by Kitkat 25th May 2018, 22:27

» The cartoon thread.
by Kitkat 24th May 2018, 16:08

» Goodbye Depo Provera
by OreoCat85 24th May 2018, 10:53

» The Greatest Showman
by OreoCat85 24th May 2018, 10:50

» Ashya: The Untold Story
by Whiskers 22nd May 2018, 11:07

» Raincheck! Sorry, I'm doing my nails ...
by Kitkat 18th May 2018, 11:18

» Forum going slow
by Kitkat 17th May 2018, 13:31

» Eurovision 2018: 7 things to look out for during the show
by Kitkat 12th May 2018, 17:36

» Woman asks firefighters to help'stoned' raccoon
by Kitkat 12th May 2018, 12:35

» Poetry from the heart.
by Kitkat 12th May 2018, 11:20

» "Moonlight Sonata" - A Morning in May
by Feather 12th May 2018, 10:37

» Red tide: Electric blue waves wash California shore
by Kitkat 11th May 2018, 12:18

» Rolling stock that just ... doesn't
by Kitkat 8th May 2018, 22:49

» Like cake?
by bimbow 8th May 2018, 22:15

» Shoulda known it was too good to be true ...
by Kitkat 8th May 2018, 11:05

» MPs call for ESA death statistics to be published (Calum's List)
by Kitkat 24th April 2018, 20:26

» 'Messy' mum barred from pub
by Kitkat 23rd April 2018, 14:21

» Prime cheek!
by OreoCat85 22nd April 2018, 19:18

» Endowarriror os now OreoCat85
by Whiskers 22nd April 2018, 18:38

» Migraine is more than 'just a headache'
by Jamboree 19th April 2018, 09:04

» View all new posts since last visit - at a glance
by Kitkat 9th April 2018, 11:36

» Ronnie Corbett in an opera spoof?
by bimbow 7th April 2018, 23:02

» Henry and Baloo leave their pawprints in our hearts
by Whiskers 6th April 2018, 21:55

» Orkney: When the Boat Comes In
by Kitkat 6th April 2018, 16:30

» The Worst Construction Mistakes Ever
by Whiskers 5th April 2018, 12:00

» Nature
by Whiskers 4th April 2018, 12:00

» Wildlife - death of Sudan, last male White Northern Rhino
by Stardust 4th April 2018, 09:36

» Stephen Hawking's warnings: What he predicted for the future
by Whiskers 3rd April 2018, 22:05

» Facebook links
by Stardust 3rd April 2018, 11:39

» A Granma's Anagrams
by Whiskers 3rd April 2018, 11:23

» Is Peer Review all it's cracked up to be?
by Stardust 3rd April 2018, 10:02

» Guess the word
by Jamboree 31st March 2018, 16:09

» Question for Forum Bloggers (Poll)
by Kitkat 30th March 2018, 23:05

» Happy Easter
by Kitkat 30th March 2018, 23:01

» Wild Scotland
by Whiskers 29th March 2018, 20:03

» A blink's as good as a smile
by Kitkat 27th March 2018, 21:08

» World's oldest cave art
by Stardust 27th March 2018, 11:23

» Kemerovo fire kills at least 64
by Stardust 27th March 2018, 10:52

» Blogthings: The Labyrinth Test
by Stardust 26th March 2018, 17:10

» Cannes Film Festival 2018 - Red Carpet selfies banned
by Stardust 26th March 2018, 13:33

» True hero: Lt Col Arnaud Beltrame
by Kitkat 25th March 2018, 22:27

» Books
by Kitkat 24th March 2018, 16:48

» Cosmic beauty
by Stardust 23rd March 2018, 11:26

» Blogthings: The Easter egg personality test.
by Kitkat 23rd March 2018, 10:29

» Blogthings: What part of Spring are you?
by Stardust 23rd March 2018, 10:13

» So you think you know cats... read on
by Stardust 23rd March 2018, 09:43

» Freecycle.org
by Kitkat 22nd March 2018, 13:09

» Blogthings: what forest animal are you?
by Whiskers 21st March 2018, 16:40

» Bureaucats: Whiskers in the Workplace
by Whiskers 21st March 2018, 15:45

» Wildlife - lions eat the poacher
by Whiskers 21st March 2018, 15:43

» Wildlife - San Francisco to ban sale of fur
by Stardust 21st March 2018, 11:48

» The Beast from the East?
by Stardust 21st March 2018, 10:44

» Delicious and nutritious
by Stardust 21st March 2018, 10:19

» April Fools
by Stardust 21st March 2018, 07:57

» Your man with the glasses ...
by Kitkat 20th March 2018, 13:36

» Message in a bottle
by Stardust 20th March 2018, 09:39

» Upper Back Pain
by Kitkat 10th March 2018, 16:14

» [solved] Yahoo Mail down - again!
by Kitkat 9th March 2018, 23:00

» Concerns with Wikipedia (and "filter bubbles") - Guerrilla Skeptics at Large
by Kitkat 3rd March 2018, 23:29

» Wonderful images - fabulous music
by bimbow 1st March 2018, 17:23

» The Beast from the East
by Kitkat 1st March 2018, 14:01

» Invasion of the sex-craved spiders! EEK!
by lar-lar 25th February 2018, 21:32

» Daughter fundraising to save her terminally ill mother
by Jamboree 18th February 2018, 11:53

» Kitkat's KK Blog
by Kitkat 15th February 2018, 21:36

» A Day in The Life of a Dictator - Documentary
by Jamboree 12th February 2018, 07:21

» A coconut in a coffin?
by Whiskers 9th February 2018, 20:35

» Limericks
by bimbow 8th February 2018, 21:22

» Is there a Cathy in the place?
by Kitkat 1st February 2018, 19:17

» Chinese New Year
by Stardust 1st February 2018, 14:17

» What's your emergency?
by Whiskers 27th January 2018, 13:09

» YouTube free-loading vlogger gets a much needed lesson in reality
by Whiskers 22nd January 2018, 20:17

» Three-month-old baby says "hello"
by Kitkat 13th January 2018, 15:00

» 60 Christmas traditions around the world
by Kitkat 30th December 2017, 21:58

» Simon's Cat
by Kitkat 26th December 2017, 16:27

» A new(ish) song for Christmas.
by Whiskers 24th December 2017, 13:49

» Merry Christmas
by Whiskers 24th December 2017, 13:37

» The Christmas Thread
by Kitkat 20th December 2017, 21:22

Top posting users this month

Top posters

Kitkat (3591)
 
Whiskers (1356)
 
Stardust (1243)
 
Feather (1216)
 
Umberto Cocopop (369)
 
Jamboree (333)
 
bimbow (318)
 
lar-lar (132)
 
Pixie (105)
 
OreoCat85 (82)
 

Top posting users this week

Please sign our Guest Book:


Click to enter > Guestbook

Light After Life Forum (LAL)


Click HERE for latest topics feed

Silly Endings.

Share

Stardust
All Star Gold Member
All Star Gold Member

Posts : 1243
Join date : 2011-03-24

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 16th January 2017, 20:43

Feather, that really made me laugh. lololol  I was thinking along the lines of a noise passing outside the house like an old wheelbarrow, or the squeaking of mice. I wasn't expecting the ending you found at all.
Still giggling. giggle

I prefer fizzy to still water because---
...it makes a lovely sound when you open the bottle.

You see a coin on the ground at the same time as someone else so, to make sure you get it first, you...
avatar
Feather
All Star Gold Member
All Star Gold Member

Posts : 1216
Likes received : 16
Join date : 2011-03-25
Location : Scotland

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 16th January 2017, 22:07

------bend to tie your shoelace and accidentally step on the coin at the same time.

The water won't stop gushing from the tap but you------



I'D RATHER PURR THAN HISS!  
avatar
Stardust
All Star Gold Member
All Star Gold Member

Posts : 1243
Likes received : 21
Join date : 2011-03-24
Location : City of Light

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 17th January 2017, 13:38

Hmm, experience talking there methinks.

The water won't stop gushing from the tap but you---
...thank your lucky stars it's in your in-laws' house.

A passerby is grinning at you through your kitchen window...



Be grateful for even the smallest thing, blessings come in many disguises.
avatar
Feather
All Star Gold Member
All Star Gold Member

Posts : 1216
Likes received : 16
Join date : 2011-03-25
Location : Scotland

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 17th January 2017, 22:43

----so I immediately think he must have facial paralysis.

At the beach today-----



I'D RATHER PURR THAN HISS!  
avatar
Stardust
All Star Gold Member
All Star Gold Member

Posts : 1243
Likes received : 21
Join date : 2011-03-24
Location : City of Light

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 18th January 2017, 09:25

At the beach today---
...there were footprints in the snow.

When you followed the footprints...



Be grateful for even the smallest thing, blessings come in many disguises.
avatar
Feather
All Star Gold Member
All Star Gold Member

Posts : 1216
Likes received : 16
Join date : 2011-03-25
Location : Scotland

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 18th January 2017, 12:47

------they vanished at the place where a Rolls Royce had been parked--lucky dog!

When the primroses bloom-----



I'D RATHER PURR THAN HISS!  
avatar
Stardust
All Star Gold Member
All Star Gold Member

Posts : 1243
Likes received : 21
Join date : 2011-03-24
Location : City of Light

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 18th January 2017, 17:48

When the primroses bloom---
other plants say it's too soon.

There are two of you and only one chocolate left in the box...



Be grateful for even the smallest thing, blessings come in many disguises.
avatar
Feather
All Star Gold Member
All Star Gold Member

Posts : 1216
Likes received : 16
Join date : 2011-03-25
Location : Scotland

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 18th January 2017, 21:43

----but it's ok as I don't like nuts.

When you've been round the block a few times------



I'D RATHER PURR THAN HISS!  
avatar
Stardust
All Star Gold Member
All Star Gold Member

Posts : 1243
Likes received : 21
Join date : 2011-03-24
Location : City of Light

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 19th January 2017, 10:00

When you've been round the block a few times---
...you have to admit that you really can't remember where you live.

The complicated instructions on your DIY kit are driving you to abstraction...



Be grateful for even the smallest thing, blessings come in many disguises.
avatar
Feather
All Star Gold Member
All Star Gold Member

Posts : 1216
Likes received : 16
Join date : 2011-03-25
Location : Scotland

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 19th January 2017, 10:25

----and you are running the risk of ending up with a three-legged sofa.

When it's Spring again-----



I'D RATHER PURR THAN HISS!  
avatar
Stardust
All Star Gold Member
All Star Gold Member

Posts : 1243
Likes received : 21
Join date : 2011-03-24
Location : City of Light

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 19th January 2017, 10:38

When it's Spring again---
...the clocks will soon spring forward.

A stranger offers to share his umbrella with you in the rain...



Be grateful for even the smallest thing, blessings come in many disguises.
avatar
Whiskers
VIP Member
VIP Member

Posts : 1356
Likes received : 6
Join date : 2011-04-02

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on 22nd January 2017, 15:09

... You decline his offer when you notice that his flies are open.

Home is where ...........
avatar
Stardust
All Star Gold Member
All Star Gold Member

Posts : 1243
Likes received : 21
Join date : 2011-03-24
Location : City of Light

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 22nd January 2017, 16:17

Home is where ...
... you just left your keys on the inside of the door before slamming it from outside.


It's hot Summer and you're wilting, but there's only enough money for either the bus home or an ice cream and then walk it, so you...



Be grateful for even the smallest thing, blessings come in many disguises.
avatar
Kitkat
Admin Kat
Admin Kat

Posts : 3591
Likes received : 34
Join date : 2011-03-19
Location : Around the bend

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on 24th January 2017, 16:43

It's hot Summer and you're wilting, but there's only enough money for either the bus home or an ice cream and then walk it, so you...

... know it makes sense! - You've got to walk off all those lovely slurpy calories ..



Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up ....


.
avatar
Stardust
All Star Gold Member
All Star Gold Member

Posts : 1243
Likes received : 21
Join date : 2011-03-24
Location : City of Light

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 24th January 2017, 19:39

Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up ...
... the table leg and nibbled at your pizza.

You come face to face with your favourite film star and...



Be grateful for even the smallest thing, blessings come in many disguises.
avatar
Whiskers
VIP Member
VIP Member

Posts : 1356
Likes received : 6
Join date : 2011-04-02

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on 2nd February 2017, 12:06

... hairpull  his car's a write-off!


When the sun crosses the yardarm .........
avatar
Stardust
All Star Gold Member
All Star Gold Member

Posts : 1243
Likes received : 21
Join date : 2011-03-24
Location : City of Light

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 2nd February 2017, 16:54

When the sun crosses the yardarm ...
...the skipper goes for a swim.

If you walk under a ladder, expect to...



Be grateful for even the smallest thing, blessings come in many disguises.
avatar
Whiskers
VIP Member
VIP Member

Posts : 1356
Likes received : 6
Join date : 2011-04-02

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on 4th February 2017, 16:05

.... avoid slipping on the banana skin if you had walked around it.


Eat, sleep and be merry, for tomorrow you ..........
avatar
Stardust
All Star Gold Member
All Star Gold Member

Posts : 1243
Likes received : 21
Join date : 2011-03-24
Location : City of Light

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 4th February 2017, 21:33

Eat, sleep and be merry, for tomorrow you ...
... have the inlaws coming to stay for a fortnight.

Walk the walk, talk the talk, ...



Be grateful for even the smallest thing, blessings come in many disguises.
avatar
Feather
All Star Gold Member
All Star Gold Member

Posts : 1216
Likes received : 16
Join date : 2011-03-25
Location : Scotland

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 5th February 2017, 21:14

----dance the dance.

When the jelly sets----



I'D RATHER PURR THAN HISS!  
avatar
Stardust
All Star Gold Member
All Star Gold Member

Posts : 1243
Likes received : 21
Join date : 2011-03-24
Location : City of Light

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 6th February 2017, 10:03

When the jelly sets---
...you get to see it wobble.

At the end of the rainbow...



Be grateful for even the smallest thing, blessings come in many disguises.
avatar
Feather
All Star Gold Member
All Star Gold Member

Posts : 1216
Likes received : 16
Join date : 2011-03-25
Location : Scotland

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 6th February 2017, 12:25

-----you find Dorothy's red shoes.

When summits call you,----



I'D RATHER PURR THAN HISS!  
avatar
Stardust
All Star Gold Member
All Star Gold Member

Posts : 1243
Likes received : 21
Join date : 2011-03-24
Location : City of Light

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 6th February 2017, 14:21

When summits call you,---
...be prepared to fall to the depths.

The first crocus appears in your garden...



Be grateful for even the smallest thing, blessings come in many disguises.
avatar
Feather
All Star Gold Member
All Star Gold Member

Posts : 1216
Likes received : 16
Join date : 2011-03-25
Location : Scotland

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 7th February 2017, 10:13

-----when you least expect it.

When the wanderlust strikes----



I'D RATHER PURR THAN HISS!  
avatar
Stardust
All Star Gold Member
All Star Gold Member

Posts : 1243
Likes received : 21
Join date : 2011-03-24
Location : City of Light

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 7th February 2017, 19:05

When the wanderlust strikes---
...put your boots on and just walk away into the far horizon.

If a fly settles on your piece of chocolate cake...



Be grateful for even the smallest thing, blessings come in many disguises.
avatar
Feather
All Star Gold Member
All Star Gold Member

Posts : 1216
Likes received : 16
Join date : 2011-03-25
Location : Scotland

Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 8th February 2017, 13:42

----take it as a sign you shouldn't be eating it.

Sing me a -----



I'D RATHER PURR THAN HISS!  

    Current date/time is 17th August 2018, 06:11