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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Mon 16 Jan 2017 - 20:43

Feather, that really made me laugh. lololol  I was thinking along the lines of a noise passing outside the house like an old wheelbarrow, or the squeaking of mice. I wasn't expecting the ending you found at all.
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Mon 16 Jan 2017 - 22:07

------bend to tie your shoelace and accidentally step on the coin at the same time.

The water won't stop gushing from the tap but you------



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Tue 17 Jan 2017 - 13:38

Hmm, experience talking there methinks.

The water won't stop gushing from the tap but you---
...thank your lucky stars it's in your in-laws' house.

A passerby is grinning at you through your kitchen window...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Tue 17 Jan 2017 - 22:43

----so I immediately think he must have facial paralysis.

At the beach today-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Wed 18 Jan 2017 - 9:25

At the beach today---
...there were footprints in the snow.

When you followed the footprints...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 18 Jan 2017 - 12:47

------they vanished at the place where a Rolls Royce had been parked--lucky dog!

When the primroses bloom-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Wed 18 Jan 2017 - 17:48

When the primroses bloom---
other plants say it's too soon.

There are two of you and only one chocolate left in the box...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 18 Jan 2017 - 21:43

----but it's ok as I don't like nuts.

When you've been round the block a few times------



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Thu 19 Jan 2017 - 10:00

When you've been round the block a few times---
...you have to admit that you really can't remember where you live.

The complicated instructions on your DIY kit are driving you to abstraction...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Thu 19 Jan 2017 - 10:25

----and you are running the risk of ending up with a three-legged sofa.

When it's Spring again-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Thu 19 Jan 2017 - 10:38

When it's Spring again---
...the clocks will soon spring forward.

A stranger offers to share his umbrella with you in the rain...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Sun 22 Jan 2017 - 15:09

... You decline his offer when you notice that his flies are open.

Home is where ...........
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Sun 22 Jan 2017 - 16:17

Home is where ...
... you just left your keys on the inside of the door before slamming it from outside.


It's hot Summer and you're wilting, but there's only enough money for either the bus home or an ice cream and then walk it, so you...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on Tue 24 Jan 2017 - 16:43

It's hot Summer and you're wilting, but there's only enough money for either the bus home or an ice cream and then walk it, so you...

... know it makes sense! - You've got to walk off all those lovely slurpy calories ..



Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up ....


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Tue 24 Jan 2017 - 19:39

Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up ...
... the table leg and nibbled at your pizza.

You come face to face with your favourite film star and...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Thu 2 Feb 2017 - 12:06

... hairpull  his car's a write-off!


When the sun crosses the yardarm .........
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Thu 2 Feb 2017 - 16:54

When the sun crosses the yardarm ...
...the skipper goes for a swim.

If you walk under a ladder, expect to...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Sat 4 Feb 2017 - 16:05

.... avoid slipping on the banana skin if you had walked around it.


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Sat 4 Feb 2017 - 21:33

Eat, sleep and be merry, for tomorrow you ...
... have the inlaws coming to stay for a fortnight.

Walk the walk, talk the talk, ...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Sun 5 Feb 2017 - 21:14

----dance the dance.

When the jelly sets----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Mon 6 Feb 2017 - 10:03

When the jelly sets---
...you get to see it wobble.

At the end of the rainbow...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Mon 6 Feb 2017 - 12:25

-----you find Dorothy's red shoes.

When summits call you,----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Mon 6 Feb 2017 - 14:21

When summits call you,---
...be prepared to fall to the depths.

The first crocus appears in your garden...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Tue 7 Feb 2017 - 10:13

-----when you least expect it.

When the wanderlust strikes----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Tue 7 Feb 2017 - 19:05

When the wanderlust strikes---
...put your boots on and just walk away into the far horizon.

If a fly settles on your piece of chocolate cake...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 8 Feb 2017 - 13:42

----take it as a sign you shouldn't be eating it.

Sing me a -----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on Wed 8 Feb 2017 - 14:39

Sing me a -----
--- happy song and I'll dance to your tune, but sing me the blues and I'll howl at the moon.


One step forward and -----
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Wed 8 Feb 2017 - 20:38

One step forward and ---
... the cat's howling cos you trod on his tail.

When you're hungry and the cupboard's bare ...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 8 Feb 2017 - 21:27

---don't forget Tesco's there.

Put your red dress on and----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Wed 8 Feb 2017 - 21:39

Put your red dress on and---
...choose the spaghetti with tomato sauce at the local Italian (no fear of stains showing).

Your new shoes pinch your toes, so you ...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Sat 11 Feb 2017 - 18:47

--- just have to wear your big fluffy slippers on your trip to the supermarket.


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Sat 11 Feb 2017 - 21:22

-----the flatterer.

Richard 3rd was really----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on Sun 12 Feb 2017 - 13:50

Richard 3rd was really----
--- a dick of the third degree.


Roll out the barrel, we'll have -------
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Sun 12 Feb 2017 - 17:08

-----more than a few beers.

Other dimensions are----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Mon 13 Feb 2017 - 17:33

Other dimensions are---
...unseen but right beside us.

If you hear a scratching noise behind the wall...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Mon 13 Feb 2017 - 22:22

-------don't panic!!!

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Tue 14 Feb 2017 - 10:28

When the bank manager frowns at you---
...frown right back and tell him he needs new glasses.

You just received a Valentine's card (anonymous of course) with £50 inside, you...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Tue 14 Feb 2017 - 15:50

----tear up the card and bank the money.

When yet another problem besets you-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Tue 14 Feb 2017 - 17:09

Heart's in the right place then, and your head too, I see.

When yet another problem besets you---
...get out your weekly packet of solutions.

You see a strange light in the sky (no, it's not the ISS) ...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Tue 14 Feb 2017 - 22:28

---so you're having yet another migraine!!

In the restaurant, you notice your fork is not clean so you-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Wed 15 Feb 2017 - 7:32

In the restaurant, you notice your fork is not clean so you---
...change it with the one from the next table.

It's tea break, but the newbie at work is using your mug...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Wed 15 Feb 2017 - 21:46

---but you say nothing because you remember when you were the newbie.

You have ruined the dinner and the guests are due in five minutes so------



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Thu 16 Feb 2017 - 9:00

You have ruined the dinner and the guests are due in five minutes so---
...you put on your jeans and sweater, look surprised to see them, say they're a day early, then phone out for pizza.

Your boss has just told you the same joke for the umpteenth time...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Thu 16 Feb 2017 - 10:44

-----and you have to practise your sickly grin yet again.

If it's not leap year------



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Thu 16 Feb 2017 - 10:59

If it's not leap year---
...don't buy Kangaroo pants.

There's no more butter for your toast...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on Wed 22 Feb 2017 - 11:28

--- so you feed the birds and have cornflakes instead.

If the cap fits -----
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Fri 24 Feb 2017 - 16:12

If the cap fits...
...the colour still does nothing for you.

If you meet David Tennant crossing the street...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Fri 3 Mar 2017 - 10:59

-----say, "foo er ye dean noo, Davie?"

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on Fri 3 Mar 2017 - 14:43

Feather wrote:When you can't log in to Krazy Kats------

--- blame it on the dog.


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on Sat 4 Mar 2017 - 10:24

-------hope for better.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on Sat 4 Mar 2017 - 18:11

When you receive a nuisance call---
...pretend you're the police station and tell them off for wasting police time.

If you drop an egg on the floor...



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