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Silly Endings.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 6th January 2017, 15:11

She was a Daddy's girl until---
...Mummy found out a got a new baby-sitter
(to look after the children and not Daddy this time).

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 6th January 2017, 16:31

-----no good in winter.

The punishment must-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 9th January 2017, 21:09

The punishment must---
... be delivered without pain.

If you want to liven up your morning porridge...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 9th January 2017, 21:39

------put a harmless dye in it.

When a cat rolls on its back, don't-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 10th January 2017, 09:28

When a cat rolls on its back, don't---
...call the vet because you think it's dying.

When the cat jumps up and purrs on your lap...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 12th January 2017, 22:47

-----be thankful it isn't a tiger.

When a blizzard strikes----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 13th January 2017, 08:45

When a blizzard strikes---
...Big Ben answers back.

If the last chapter in your suspense novel has been torn out...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on 13th January 2017, 10:44

.... write your own ending.

When you walk through a storm, hold your -------
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 13th January 2017, 12:42

------umbrella in both hands.

If your clock strikes 13----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 13th January 2017, 18:02

If your clock strikes 13---
...you should learn how to count!

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Post by Feather on 13th January 2017, 18:19

-----when someone walks into a lamp post.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 13th January 2017, 22:06

If you believe in astrology---
...your horoscope for today indicates that you won't win the Friday 13th lottery.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 13th January 2017, 22:24

----being happy you got through that date unscathed--if you did.

Living in the present is hard because----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 14th January 2017, 08:18

Living in the present is hard because---
...it's only in the future that we look on it as "the good old days".

Your pot plant is withering so to save it you...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 14th January 2017, 09:31

------realise that it's too late so you buy a new one.

When you scatter seeds for the birds in the snow-------



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 14th January 2017, 18:40

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, Feather, you most definitely do not give up on that poor plant. You water it, feed it, and speak gently to cheer it up and coax it back to life.

When you scatter seeds for the birds in the snow---
...you'll be treated to a joyful song once they've eaten.

Did you know that more birds die of hunger and thirst in the Winter than of cold?

You forgot to put that ugly vase in a prominent place before auntie (who gave it you for Christmas) comes to visit, so you...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 14th January 2017, 22:00

----pretend it's being professionally cleaned and polished by an expert.

I feed the birds every day and put water out if there's snow. That includes seagulls,pigeons, rooks and smaller birds.I also feed a stray cat who has taken up residence in my garage where I have put a soft bed for her. She can use this whenever she wants but she won't come in the house or let me pet her---yet.

When you're alone, use the time to------



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 15th January 2017, 08:44

@Feather wrote:I feed the birds every day and put water out if there's snow. That includes seagulls,pigeons, rooks and smaller birds.I also feed a stray cat who has taken up residence in my garage where I have put a soft bed for her. She can use this whenever she wants but she won't come in the house or let me pet her---yet.
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When you're alone, use the time to---
...pamper yourself, settle with a cuppa and read a magazine or book.

If your bread has turned a curious shade of green...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 15th January 2017, 14:10

-----don't eat it or you will do the same.

A monkey can tease a tiger as long as-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 15th January 2017, 17:07

A monkey can tease a tiger as long as---
...he remains agile and stays behind him.

A coconut fell on your head and...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 15th January 2017, 21:47

----my memory suddenly improved. I remembered why I should not linger under certain trees.

If your drawers are not in order-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 16th January 2017, 11:17

Maybe it would be a good idea if I sat under a palm tree waiting for a memory improving coconut to drop on my head.
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If your drawers are not in order---
...don't get your knickers in a twist.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 16th January 2017, 14:06

Brilliant one, Stardust.

-----but it's ok as I prefer the orange ones.

When push comes to shove----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 16th January 2017, 14:09

Wink 

When push comes to shove---
...one of them is bowled over.

Squeak, squeak, squeak in the night, what can it be?



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 16th January 2017, 17:43

----next door's old bed.

I prefer fizzy to still water because-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 16th January 2017, 20:43

Feather, that really made me laugh. lololol  I was thinking along the lines of a noise passing outside the house like an old wheelbarrow, or the squeaking of mice. I wasn't expecting the ending you found at all.
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I prefer fizzy to still water because---
...it makes a lovely sound when you open the bottle.

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