Fools rush in ...
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Kitkat
Feather
6 posters
Silly Endings.
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°28
A Rolling Stone...
... is past the sell-by date.
He who hesitates...
He who hesitates...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°29
Re: Silly Endings.
He who hesitates---
--misses the bus.
It's a long road----
--misses the bus.
It's a long road----
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°31
Re: Silly Endings.
He who laughs last---
is a dimwit.
Honesty-----
Kitkat
- Post n°32
Re: Silly Endings.
--- can get you a fat lip (if her bum does look big in that dress)
Least said ----
Least said ----
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°33
Re: Silly Endings.
---by a vicar, the better.
A poor workman----
Kitkat
- Post n°34
Re: Silly Endings.
--- invariably has a rich boss.A poor workman----
What the eye doesn't see ---
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°35
Re: Silly Endings.
----is the beauty within.
You can't make an omelette without----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°36
You can't make an omelette without...
... Gordon Ramsay.
Out of the frying pan...
Out of the frying pan...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°37
Re: Silly Endings.
----hopped the unwilling sausage.
Every cloud----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°38
Every cloud...
... may be hiding a space ship.
It is easier for a camel...
It is easier for a camel...
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°41
The early bird...
...is a sitting target for the stalking cat.
He who laughs last...
He who laughs last...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°42
Re: Silly Endings.
If you look back, Stardust, you'll see that one has already been done.
He who laughs last-----is a dimwit.
He who laughs last-----is a dimwit.
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°43
Re: Silly Endings.
Sorry, Feather, you know (I explained before) that I have the memory of a goldfish. The only way to be sure of not repeating a previous word or phrase would be to re-read through the thread every time (groan!). This is the reason that I tend not to read very long posts and threads because by the time I get to the end I've forgotten the beginning. Am I forgiven?
Does it really matter since we think up a different ending each time anyway? (Cos I'm very likely to do it again).
Happy the man who finds...
Does it really matter since we think up a different ending each time anyway? (Cos I'm very likely to do it again).
Happy the man who finds...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°44
Re: Silly Endings.
It doesn't matter at all really. There's nothing to forgive, Stardust.
He who laughs last---
probably has rotten teeth.(Think about it!)
Don't put all your eggs-----
He who laughs last---
probably has rotten teeth.(Think about it!)
Don't put all your eggs-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°45
Re: Silly Endings.
Considering the price of going to the dentist and getting them fixed, I have to feel sorry for the rotten-toothed.Feather wrote:He who laughs last--- probably has rotten teeth.(Think about it!)
Don't put all your eggs----- under the same hen.
Happy the man who finds...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°46
Re: Silly Endings.
Happy the man who finds---
---out that he's the Daddy.
When in Rome----
---out that he's the Daddy.
When in Rome----
Kitkat
- Post n°47
Re: Silly Endings.
When in Rome----
--- watch out for those pesky bottom-pinchers!
A trouble shared ----
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°48
Re: Silly Endings.
A trouble shared----
is soon widespread knowledge.
An elephant never---
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°49
An elephant never---
An elephant never---
... it was the lion wot did it!
A chain is only as strong as ...
... it was the lion wot did it!
A chain is only as strong as ...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°50
Re: Silly Endings.
A chain is only as strong as--
it needs to be to flush!!!
Beauty is only---
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°51
Beauty is only...
... reflected in my mirror
Money is the root...
Money is the root...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°52
Re: Silly Endings.
Money is the root---
which nurtures the poisonous leaves of greed.
There's no smoke-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°53
There's no smoke...
... now the chimney's been demolished.
Time and tide...
Time and tide...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°54
Re: Silly Endings.
Time and tide--
were essential for the weekly wash.
Don't put the cart----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°55
Don't put the cart...
... in front of the garage or I won't be able to get my Bentley out.
Ne'er cast a clout...
Ne'er cast a clout...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°56
Re: Silly Endings.
Ne'er cast a clout----
---if you have only one.
Faint heart never won----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°57
Faint heart never won----
... the knobbly knees contest.
Give a dog a bad name...
Give a dog a bad name...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°58
Re: Silly Endings.
----and he won't come when called.
It's never too late to---
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°60
Re: Silly Endings.
Where there's a will----
---the vultures gather.
A big fish----
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°62
Re: Silly Endings.
----doesn't make a dancer.
You never miss the water till----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°63
You never miss the water till----
...the beer runs out.
Two heads are...
Two heads are...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°64
Re: Silly Endings.
---quite common on Titan.
He who pays the piper----
Kitkat
- Post n°65
Re: Silly Endings.
---- to keep quiet probably has a massive headache
A leopard cannot ----
A leopard cannot ----
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°66
Re: Silly Endings.
------eat a whole elephant.
The spirit is willing but------
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°67
The spirit is willing but------
... the off-license is closed.
What goes up ...
What goes up ...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°68
Re: Silly Endings.
----are prices in shops and my blood pressure.
Patience is a ----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°69
Patience is a ----
... game for those who can't stand losing to other people.
You pays your money...
You pays your money...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°70
Re: Silly Endings.
----and you still don't get a reading.
The way to a man's heart----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°71
The way to a man's heart----
... is flattery, flattery, flattery.
Sticks and stones...
Sticks and stones...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°72
Re: Silly Endings.
--are no more than tiny atoms.
I came, I saw,-----
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°73
I came, I saw,-----
... both Johnny Depp and George Clooney. Sigh...
Why keep a dog...
Why keep a dog...
Stardust- Location : City of Light
- Post n°75
Empty barrels...
Empty barrels ... means the pub landlord's made his fortune.
A penniless man ...
A penniless man ...
Feather- Location : Scotland
- Post n°76
Re: Silly Endings.
A penniless man---
may be a good lover!!!!
The dirt goes before---