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Silly Endings.

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Great minds...

Post by Stardust on 4th May 2011, 10:29

... grate cheese like everyone else.

Fools rush in ...
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on 4th May 2011, 13:28

--- before checking that the pool is dry


A rolling stone ----
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A Rolling Stone...

Post by Stardust on 4th May 2011, 14:51

... is past the sell-by date.

He who hesitates...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 4th May 2011, 20:19

He who hesitates---

--misses the bus.


It's a long road----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on 5th May 2011, 22:54

--- to Tipperary.


He who laughs last ----
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Post by Feather on 6th May 2011, 09:03


He who laughs last---
is a dimwit.




Honesty-----



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Post by Kitkat on 6th May 2011, 18:30

--- can get you a fat lip (if her bum does look big in that dress)


Least said ----
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 6th May 2011, 21:18



---by a vicar, the better.

A poor workman----



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Post by Kitkat on 8th May 2011, 12:17

A poor workman----
--- invariably has a rich boss.



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Post by Feather on 8th May 2011, 13:35



----is the beauty within.

You can't make an omelette without----



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Post by Stardust on 9th May 2011, 12:38

... Gordon Ramsay.

Out of the frying pan...



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Post by Feather on 9th May 2011, 15:45



----hopped the unwilling sausage.


Every cloud----



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Post by Stardust on 9th May 2011, 16:12

... may be hiding a space ship.

It is easier for a camel...



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Post by Kitkat on 9th May 2011, 19:38

--- to get the hump.


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Post by Feather on 9th May 2011, 21:37




---in short skirts.

The early bird----



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The early bird...

Post by Stardust on 10th May 2011, 09:23

...is a sitting target for the stalking cat.

He who laughs last...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 10th May 2011, 09:53

If you look back, Stardust, you'll see that one has already been done.

He who laughs last-----is a dimwit.



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Stardust on 10th May 2011, 10:03

Sorry, Feather, you know (I explained before) that I have the memory of a goldfish. The only way to be sure of not repeating a previous word or phrase would be to re-read through the thread every time (groan!). This is the reason that I tend not to read very long posts and threads because by the time I get to the end I've forgotten the beginning. Am I forgiven?
Does it really matter since we think up a different ending each time anyway? (Cos I'm very likely to do it again).

Happy the man who finds...



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Post by Feather on 10th May 2011, 12:29

It doesn't matter at all really. There's nothing to forgive, Stardust.

He who laughs last---
probably has rotten teeth.(Think about it!)

Don't put all your eggs-----



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Post by Stardust on 10th May 2011, 15:27

@Feather wrote:He who laughs last--- probably has rotten teeth.(Think about it!)
Considering the price of going to the dentist and getting them fixed, I have to feel sorry for the rotten-toothed.

Don't put all your eggs----- under the same hen.

Happy the man who finds...





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Post by Feather on 10th May 2011, 18:56

Happy the man who finds---

---out that he's the Daddy.


When in Rome----



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Post by Kitkat on 11th May 2011, 21:05

When in Rome----

--- watch out for those pesky bottom-pinchers! giggle


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Post by Feather on 11th May 2011, 21:18





A trouble shared----


is soon widespread knowledge. toetap

An elephant never---



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Post by Stardust on 12th May 2011, 10:54

An elephant never---

... it was the lion wot did it!

A chain is only as strong as ...



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Post by Feather on 12th May 2011, 11:10



A chain is only as strong as--

it needs to be to flush!!!

Beauty is only---



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Post by Stardust on 12th May 2011, 11:39

... reflected in my mirror

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