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Kitkat
Feather
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    Silly Endings.


    Stardust

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    Post by Stardust Tue 07 Jul 2015, 12:36

    The flight was marvellous except----
    ...we landed in Siberia instead of Honolulu.

    A picture is worth...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Tue 07 Jul 2015, 13:50

    ------nothing if it's painted by me.

    Don't put the cart-----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Tue 07 Jul 2015, 15:02

    Don't put the cart-----
    ... in front of the window, I can't see the sexy postman.


    No good putting water in...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Thu 09 Jul 2015, 13:22

    ------a bucket with a hole in it.

    The lion will lie down----
    Whiskers
    Whiskers

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    Post by Whiskers Thu 09 Jul 2015, 15:59

    ------ when it's tired.  shrug


    Wise men talk because they have something to say.  Fools talk because -----
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Thu 09 Jul 2015, 17:11

    ------they have an identity crisis.

    Down in the glen------
    Kitkat
    Kitkat

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    Post by Kitkat Tue 01 Sep 2015, 10:31

    Silly Endings. - Page 5 A21  ---------- heading for the fen
    comes Robin Hood, Robin Hood, with his band o' men    Silly Endings. - Page 5 A21



    Cold hands, means -----------
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Tue 01 Sep 2015, 10:44

    ---the freezer is clean.

    I'm a thousand miles from----
    Kitkat
    Kitkat

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    Post by Kitkat Tue 01 Sep 2015, 11:04

    ------ the place I started at, but I can't remember where I was going. surprised


    You can't make an omelette without -------------------
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Tue 01 Sep 2015, 11:14

    ------breaking shells.

    Tea for two can---
    Whiskers
    Whiskers

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    Post by Whiskers Tue 01 Sep 2015, 19:40

    ---be even better with biscuits.



    Romeo Romeo where --------
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Tue 01 Sep 2015, 21:03

    -----did you put the cond--s?


    When on a blind date----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Tue 25 Oct 2016, 09:38

    Feather wrote:When on a blind date----
    ... watch where you put that white stick.

    If the hat fits...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Tue 25 Oct 2016, 11:27

    ----you must have a swollen head.

    Moonlight becomes----
    Whiskers
    Whiskers

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    Post by Whiskers Wed 26 Oct 2016, 13:03

    Feather wrote:
    Moonlight becomes----

    ---- sunlight in the morning.



    Think before you -----
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Wed 26 Oct 2016, 15:46

    -----put a post on Facebook.

    Always look on the----
    Whiskers
    Whiskers

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    Post by Whiskers Fri 28 Oct 2016, 18:54

    Feather wrote:

    Always look on the----
    ---- floor for lost keys.


    Dont cast pearls before ----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Fri 28 Oct 2016, 22:10

    Don't cast pearls before...
    ...you go down stairs

    Don't wear your heart on...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Tue 01 Nov 2016, 12:39

    ----a sinking surface.

    Don't cry for help in a ----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Tue 01 Nov 2016, 12:42

    Don't cry for help in a ...

    ... demolition zone.


    When in Rome ...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Tue 01 Nov 2016, 14:00

    ----don't mention WW2.

    Queen Victoria had---
    Whiskers
    Whiskers

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    Post by Whiskers Tue 01 Nov 2016, 14:15

    Feather wrote:----don't mention WW2.

    Queen Victoria had---
    no sense of humour


    Roses are red, violets are ----
    Kitkat
    Kitkat

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    Post by Kitkat Tue 01 Nov 2016, 18:09

    Roses are red, violets are ----

    purple, not flamin' blue!


    It never rains but it ---
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Tue 01 Nov 2016, 21:45

    ---soaks my shoes.

    O, Rosemarie,----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Wed 02 Nov 2016, 08:14

    O, Rosemarie,---

    ...poor little fool.


    Goldilocks ate all the porridge then...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Wed 02 Nov 2016, 12:26

    -----washed up the plate.

    Maid Marion said to Robin---
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Wed 02 Nov 2016, 17:12

    Maid Marion said to Robin---

    ...watch where you're putting that arrow! *****

    Monday's child is...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Wed 02 Nov 2016, 17:52

    -----the result of the weekend's frivolity.

    Instead of becoming a butterfly, the creature turned into---
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Wed 02 Nov 2016, 20:07

    Instead of becoming a butterfly, the creature turned into---

    ...Mornington Crescent.


    Aladdin dropped his magic lamp and...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Wed 02 Nov 2016, 20:59

    ------the genie gave him a black eye.

    When you can't see the wood for the trees----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Wed 02 Nov 2016, 21:12

    When you can't see the wood for the trees---
    ...remember to sow pebbles along the way.

    Don't hide your light under a...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Wed 02 Nov 2016, 22:11

    ------false sense of modesty.

    In your Easter bonnet----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Thu 03 Nov 2016, 07:35

    In your Easter bonnet---
    ...a little mouse has made a nest.


    This little piggy went to...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Thu 03 Nov 2016, 15:24

    -----Paris for Christmas.

    What goes around----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Thu 03 Nov 2016, 17:02

    What goes around---
    ...never gets anywhere.

    If you meet a tall dark stranger...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Thu 03 Nov 2016, 17:15

    -----cry,  because it won't be Elvis.

    Love me, love my----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Fri 04 Nov 2016, 16:17

    Love me, love my---
    ...Chica boum, Chica boum.

    When the cock crows...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Fri 04 Nov 2016, 16:29

    ------the hens panic!!

    Good stuff comes in----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Fri 04 Nov 2016, 19:25

    Good stuff comes in---

    ...the front door while bad stuff creeps out the back.

    Make hay while the...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Fri 04 Nov 2016, 21:57

    ------farmer is willing!!

    Half a pound of tuppeny rice,half a pound of----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Sat 05 Nov 2016, 08:13

    Half a pound of tuppeny rice, half a pound of---

    ...gritty bits.

    giggle

    Sing to the Moon and...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Sun 13 Nov 2016, 21:58

    ----worship the sun.

    Have a drink on----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Mon 14 Nov 2016, 10:37

    Have a drink on---

    ... top of what you've already had, then you'd better make sure it's cocoa.

    When the sardines follow the trawler...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Mon 14 Nov 2016, 13:07

    ----the gulls overeat.

    After the ball is over-----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Mon 14 Nov 2016, 16:51

    After the ball is over---
    ... the fence, the neighbour won't give it back. crybaby

    If the cat purrs...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Mon 14 Nov 2016, 17:24

    -----I'm happy.

    The dentist smiled but---
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Mon 14 Nov 2016, 17:53

    The dentist smiled but---

    ... his false teeth fell out!

    If a black cat crosses your path...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Mon 14 Nov 2016, 21:45

    Ha Ha Ha.

    -----don't trip over the nearby broomstick.

    Don't sit under the apple tree----
    Stardust
    Stardust

    Location : City of Light

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    Post by Stardust Tue 15 Nov 2016, 08:21

    Don't sit under the apple tree---

    ... that's where the birds roost.

    Don't put all your eggs in...
    Feather
    Feather

    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Feather Tue 15 Nov 2016, 09:42

    ------a salad for one.

    Teach your Granny to----
    lar-lar
    lar-lar

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    Post by lar-lar Thu 17 Nov 2016, 14:01

    .... look after her fanny  :thumb:


    I believe in a thing called....

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