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Silly Endings.

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 6th October 2011, 21:49

Life is like a box of chocolates----

----when you start it, you think it will last forever but, before you know it, the best is all gone and you're left with what nobody wants.




When the red, red robin---
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There's many a true word spoken in jest

Post by Stardust on 11th October 2011, 10:23

When the red, red robin---
... married his one true love, he finally stopped blushing.

There's many a true word ...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Jamboree on 12th October 2011, 22:47

@Stardust wrote:There's many a true word ...

........ twisted into a lie.



Breakfast like a king ......................................
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Barking dogs seldom bite

Post by Stardust on 14th October 2011, 11:38

@Jamboree wrote:Breakfast like a king ...
... just don't forget the Alka Seltzer!

Barking dogs seldom ...



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 14th October 2011, 13:03

Barking dogs seldom---
---please the neighbours.


Show me a man who truly loves and-----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 24th January 2015, 09:43

----I'll marry him tomorrow.


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on 24th January 2015, 14:29

--- you know you've met the playground bully.


If you can't beat 'em ---
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 24th January 2015, 16:23

------get a bigger bat.

Round and round the mulberry bush------



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Kitkat on 24th January 2015, 16:48

--- makes a dizzy blonde


Hey diddle diddle, the cat ---
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on 24th January 2015, 19:46

...... did a piddle right in the middle of the mat surprised


You show me yours and I'll .......
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 24th January 2015, 21:41

----find something insulting to say about it.


I'm looking through rose coloured glasses but----------



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on 24th January 2015, 22:11

.... Rose is blind as a bat without them

When a door closes another ....
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 27th January 2015, 09:05

-----------leads the way to perdition.

Come all ye faithful------



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Jamboree on 30th January 2015, 04:21

--- Don't mind the gap


Familiarity breeds ---
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 30th January 2015, 07:48

-----more babies.


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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on 30th January 2015, 13:44

.....means your house is on fire! surprised



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 30th January 2015, 16:04

-----the bigger the hurt when you fall.


When the bough breaks----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on 31st January 2015, 14:26

... don't come crawling to me.


Cold hands ..........
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 31st January 2015, 14:58

-----put you off intimacy.

Every dog has----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on 1st February 2015, 17:46

... a tail to tell.


The higher the mountain .......
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 1st February 2015, 20:44

-----the colder at the top.

A watched kettle---



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on 8th February 2015, 11:03

....won't tell the time no matter how long you watch it.


Rob Peter to pay ..........
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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 8th February 2015, 11:36

----the electricity bill.


Go teach your grandmother to----



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on 9th February 2015, 12:48

...use her new laptop.


It takes two to .............

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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Feather on 9th February 2015, 13:10

-----make a  duo.


Two heads are better than---



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Re: Silly Endings.

Post by Whiskers on 9th February 2015, 20:13

...one when you've got a headache.


Proof of the pudding is .............

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