Imaginary words and meanings.

by **Feather** on Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:49 pm

I thought this might be good fun. Make up a word that doesn't really exist. The next poster suggests its meaning.

eg-----benseration

by **Feather** on Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:53 pm

benseration---

a well executed surgical incision.

malfarpated

by **Stardust** on Wed 04 May 2011, 10:43 am

Feather wrote:I thought this might be good fun. Make up a word that doesn't really exist. The next poster suggests its meaning.
eg-----benseration--- a well executed surgical incision.
new word: malfarpated

Feather, I think this is a great idea you had for a new game, but might find it difficult since I don't know the origin/roots - latin, greek, etc, of words. I hope we are allowed to just use our imagination?

Anyway, after much thought I could only come up with:
malfarpated: man with a badly shaved head

New word: combuzzle

by **Feather** on Wed 04 May 2011, 12:15 pm

That's a super effort there, Stardust.
combuzzle---
An old English word for a group of hungry vultures at a carcass.

vitropist

by **Stardust** on Wed 04 May 2011, 12:48 pm

So sweet as ever, Feather.

vitropist = glassy-eyed drunkard

New word: poparoo

by **Feather** on Thu 05 May 2011, 9:03 am

poparoo

American slang mostly used in the deep south--a jack-in-the-box.

kaliderm

by **Stardust** on Fri 06 May 2011, 12:39 pm

kaliderm = skin perfumed with oils from India

new word: ordiphonic

by **Feather** on Fri 06 May 2011, 1:08 pm

ordiphonic----noun meaning one of those annoying poncers who are always on the phone at the fruits and veg stand.

paterise----

by **Stardust** on Fri 06 May 2011, 1:31 pm

paterise = look up to someone as a father figure.

New word: watiwatee

by **Feather** on Fri 06 May 2011, 3:01 pm

watiwatee

Australian gadget like a boomerang but it doesn't come back.
You have to run and fetch it. It's said that many Ozies have lost weight
using it.

calpogrism

by **Stardust** on Mon 09 May 2011, 1:02 pm

Good definition, Feather.

Calpogrism = Rash caused by sitting on a heated chamber pot.

New word: auricamfilation

by **Feather** on Mon 09 May 2011, 3:41 pm

auricamfilation-----Latin origin Process of melting and agitating gold
with a view to making ultra fine strands of the metal.

grumpicting

by **Stardust** on Tue 10 May 2011, 9:51 am

Grumpicting: Finding fault with everyone and everything.

New word: webicle

by **Feather** on Tue 10 May 2011, 10:01 am

webicle-----
a spider's home woven on to an icicle.
These constructions are very rare and don't last long.
Most spiders wouldn't live there for all the flies in the world.
They are extremely prone to subsidence!!! giggle

albamacious

by **Stardust** on Tue 10 May 2011, 10:11 am

albamacious : word invented by fans of Jessica Alba to descibe other girls with the same beauty and charisma.

New word: trossnik

by **Feather** on Tue 10 May 2011, 11:56 am

trossnik----
The real first device used by the Russians
which they attempted to launch into space
2 years before Sputnik.
It exploded when 6 meters off the ground.
"Not a lot of people know that.".
It amazes me that you know of it, Stardust.
I had a 3rd cousin 3 times removed who lived in Moscow
at the time. He was in the know. :P

sispathist

by **Stardust** on Tue 10 May 2011, 3:19 pm

Oh you do make me laugh, Feather.

sispathist = a person who cannot go anywhere without his/her sister, who talks of nothing and nobody else, who worships the ground she walks on.

New word: Batablobgobdob

by **Feather** on Tue 10 May 2011, 10:36 pm

batablobgobdob---

In disuse as it was so difficult to pronounce!! lololol

Common in fifties' USA, it referred to a woman of ill repute,
the sort who stands at a street corner, batting her eyelashes,
pouting her over-painted red lips and shouting,"D.O.B"!!
All the punters knew what that meant, of course--

Delicious Orgy and Bath. toast

indrontalated

by **Stardust** on Wed 11 May 2011, 12:25 pm

indrontalated: struck by lightning while walking in New Delhi.

New word: pastrocupbingertritude

by **Feather** on Wed 11 May 2011, 8:54 pm

pastrocupbingertritude--

The inability to pass by a bingo hall without going in for a game.
This condition is rife in the North London area!!! wary

sicastrian

by **Stardust** on Thu 12 May 2011, 10:41 am

sicastrian: applies to castrated cats who can't stop themselves from sighing over the past.

New word: gronkatchoo

by **Feather** on Thu 12 May 2011, 11:29 am

gronkatchoo--

Archaic--a sneeze of such magnitude as to bring one
to one's knees. Also--"minkatchoo"---the sneeze that
starts but never quite develops to fullness. lololol

gnosperate--

by **Stardust** on Thu 12 May 2011, 11:46 am

gnosperate = to gasp for breath after gluttonously eating copious amounts of food.

New word: bepopafirenze

by **Feather** on Thu 12 May 2011, 12:56 pm

bepopafirenze---more commonly bepopafirins

a sturdy device for returning hot coals to an open
fire after they have tumbled out.Commonly seen on
the hearths of rich Victorians. The shinier the metal,
the richer the household.

To quodmalise

by **Stardust** on Thu 12 May 2011, 2:26 pm

To quodmalise = to do everything in fours and count by four.

New word: hosketophile

by **Feather** on Fri 13 May 2011, 10:43 am

hosketophile-----

a psychopath--one who sees the whole world as an enemy
and acts on that.

babsalonic

by **Stardust** on Fri 13 May 2011, 12:01 pm

A babsalonic painting is a work of art created by a very young child (no older than 3 years) but good enough to be included for exhibition. This word is used to describe it in the catalogue so that the experts can immediately identify it as belonging to this special class of art. Some enthusiasts have paid millions for such works. They are usually hung on doors.

New word, wobinex

by **Feather** on Fri 13 May 2011, 1:25 pm

wobinex--

Brand name for a 1920's product
which was used in emergencies to
allow knickers to adhere to the skin
in a gentle fashion when a lady had run
out of elastic. It was easily removed at
bedtime or whenever the need arose!!! schaterlach

dodimously

by **Stardust** on Fri 13 May 2011, 2:57 pm

To tickle a person dodimously is to do so with a pink feather duster.

New word: palumpication

by **Feather** on Sat 14 May 2011, 11:47 am

palumpication---

The name given to the procedure of lancing
the boil of a friend.

hasilarious.

by **Stardust** on Tue 17 May 2011, 11:06 am

defines something which makes people laugh but without their knowing why.

quentoficile

by **Feather** on Tue 17 May 2011, 12:23 pm

quentoficile ----- a person who must have the best of everything.
You can see these people in Harrod's or at The Ritz.
They're after the quintessential item every time.

rapnoricity

by **Stardust** on Tue 17 May 2011, 1:52 pm

The state young fans get into, stomping, snorting, swooning and jumping about like wild things, at concerts where the famous Scottish rap singer Rappie Burns MacWhatsit2u appears.

New word: Clagumple

by **Feather** on Tue 17 May 2011, 8:12 pm

clagumple------

a mess or disaster in cooking or baking eg
"I've made a complete clagumple of the trifle."

dencosively

by **Stardust** on Wed 18 May 2011, 9:04 am

Good morning, Feather. KitKat and the others are not inspired by this game apparently.

To drink hot chocolate dencosively is to glug it down voluptuously, greedily and noisily, getting it all round the mouth and dribbling out of the corners. Yuk!

New word: umpakit

by **Feather** on Wed 18 May 2011, 9:51 am

So it would seem, Stardust. I think it's great fun.

umpakit---

A slang word for the very efficacious pack that can be
bought over the counter at most chemists. It is used to
reduce the symptoms of stress, anger etc when a person
gets the hump about an issue to a severe extent.
It contains a tranquiliser, a vial of rum and light obscuring
glasses. Used around the world, highest sales have been
reported in Washington, USA.

percomilate

by **Stardust** on Wed 18 May 2011, 10:43 am

Feather wrote:umpakit---
A slang word for the very efficacious pack that can be
bought over the counter at most chemists. It is used to
reduce the symptoms of stress, anger etc when a person
gets the hump about an issue to a severe extent.
It contains a tranquiliser, a vial of rum and light obscuring
glasses. Used around the world, highest sales have been
reported in Washington, USA.

Sounds like I could do with one of those.

percomilate

The new coffee machine installed in George Clooney's bedroom does not percolate, it percomilates. This merely means that as the coffee heats up all the caffeine is extracted, so that he can drink as much coffee as he wants while watching telly in bed without the risk of a sleepless night later.
Contrary to popular opinion, he mostly sleeps alone (off subject, sorry).

New word: ringamuffin (Not to be confused with ragamuffin)

by **Feather** on Thu 19 May 2011, 10:27 am

ringamuffin----

a derogatory term, rife in boxing circles, for an unkempt young boy
in training to be a boxer but who is never likely to succeed.

turimpology

by **Stardust** on Thu 19 May 2011, 12:33 pm

turimpology is the study of Italian turnips by research laboratories seeking an alternative to petrol.
The French are also carrying out such tests but their turnips are of lesser quality than their Italian counterparts.

New word: punagri

by **Feather** on Mon 23 May 2011, 9:51 am

punagri---
unusual, it means a play on words with farming connotations.

calominic

by **Stardust** on Mon 23 May 2011, 11:01 am

calomnic : person who loves to speak ill of everybody else.

petalunipia

by **Feather** on Wed 25 May 2011, 11:02 am

petalunipia---

I take it the 1st letter is a "p"---or is it an "a"?

A collective noun used by horticulturalists
when referring angrily to a species of grub
which eats away at rockery plants at full moon.
"Those pesky petalunipia have demolished my pansies again!!!". toetap

zebadoting

by **Stardust** on Wed 25 May 2011, 11:29 am

Word used by African children to describe the hand-weaning, by zoo or reserve keepers, of orphaned zebra.

splutponk

by **Feather** on Wed 25 May 2011, 9:28 pm

splutponk---

Colloquial expression in southern USA for a recepticle
used to hold the saliva spat out when chewing tobacco. :thumb:

whanigage

by **Stardust** on Thu 26 May 2011, 8:28 am

Feather wrote:splutponk---
Colloquial expression in southern USA for a recepticle
used to hold the saliva spat out when chewing tobacco.

Lady tourist onlookers exclaim: Berk! Yuk!
The regional expletive more popular with the local ladies is: Whanigage!

Rolagoni

by **Feather** on Thu 26 May 2011, 9:42 am

Rolagoni---

Plural of "Rolagonus"--a self-propelled robot lawn mower of the
future which has not yet been perfected. It has been in the
experimental stage for over 20 years and has been a thorn in the
side of its inventor who still has to mow the lawn instead of going
to the pub for a pint!!!! Sad

hendronic

by **Stardust** on Thu 26 May 2011, 1:13 pm

Term used in the Malaysian Air Force to describe female members of the gliding club.

exobinate

by **Feather** on Thu 26 May 2011, 4:43 pm

exobinate-----

---to remove items from a rubbish bin in order to eat them.

The authorities in The Bronx, New York, have been trying to stop this
practice of obination for many years by attaching locks to the bins, but so far with no
success. Local residents have been awakened from sleep by loud bangings and
hammerings in the early hours of the morning. lololol

by **Stardust** on Fri 27 May 2011, 8:59 am

What's your new word, Feather? albino

by **Feather** on Fri 27 May 2011, 9:56 am

Sorry---old brain cells again.
sudifactory